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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
smoky senate blood rage
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/23/26
You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probab...
Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity
  01/27/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
Beady-eyed casino
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
Beady-eyed casino
  01/23/26
I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
vigorous burgundy library
  01/23/26
"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- t...
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ruddy business firm
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Vance should have recommended ZZZ
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coiffed chapel
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why? doesn't he want to win the case? Candy Ride seems d...
Translucent Marvelous People Who Are Hurt Site
  01/23/26
Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?
Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/24/26
i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked h...
Exciting indigo orchestra pit
  01/23/26
actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers gene...
Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/24/26
Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine
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Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess
  01/24/26
I see the Zozo crew is back at it again
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: smoky senate blood rage

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611050)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity

You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49625797)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed casino

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed casino

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy library

I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy library



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: milky fear-inspiring native



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed casino



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Domesticated titillating box office



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: ruddy business firm



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49611225)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Chad Church



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: ruddy business firm



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Glittery New Version

Vance should have recommended ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: coiffed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612977)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Translucent Marvelous People Who Are Hurt Site

why? doesn't he want to win the case?

Candy Ride seems daft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612978)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Exciting indigo orchestra pit

i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.

yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49612982)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess

actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614081)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Odious well-lubricated wrinkle

Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614031)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49614077)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: chadgpt-6

I see the Zozo crew is back at it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Ã#49625799)