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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Blue lodge Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002437) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: concupiscible sooty genital piercing legal warrant “using it for what you think” Arranging hiking dates with AHGs? |
Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: ivory son of senegal principal's office say it wasn’t you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002440) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: supple zippy preventive strike The Shaggy Defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002515) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002927) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: ivory son of senegal principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004128) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002441) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: snowy point liquid oxygen no no no no details
"idk what that phone is." "idk how it got there" "idk the password" "idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean" etc etc etc |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002471) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Odious indecent rehab found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002798) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets lol, fully charged, btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002809) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Silver talented locale idiotic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002824) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: snowy point liquid oxygen explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006238) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Blue lodge Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.
I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002479) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: snowy point liquid oxygen "you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002484) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: concupiscible sooty genital piercing legal warrant This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002512) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002553) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002575) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: clear electric native Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003257) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Blue lodge This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002525) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002576) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: concupiscible sooty genital piercing legal warrant This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002606) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: boyish fuchsia national security agency corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002609) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002786) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: Silver talented locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002840) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Sticky hell coldplay fan lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002618) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM Author: tripping party of the first part Trying to recover crypto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002777) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: comical nowag you're chopped, unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002444) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: orchid zombie-like hairy legs does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002458) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: vibrant boltzmann plaza Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002465) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002470) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: useless coffee pot hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004585) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Vermilion Range Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: cordovan rough-skinned den pervert Can’t you wipe it remotely? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002505) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Sticky hell coldplay fan lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002752) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Motley Filthpig Cuck Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002778) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets THANK YOU!
Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it. |
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jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine. |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: gaped dilemma indirect expression What if you have a beard already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Burgundy chad marry a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006596) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Aromatic goal in life Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002779) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: tripping party of the first part Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002803) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: Salmon tattoo regret he's doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002826) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: useless coffee pot hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005728) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?
You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Silver talented locale under no circumstances can he unlock it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002833) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002834) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse This works with Androids too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002926) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: bearded buff school Just say "Disah no wat you tink!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002808) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: Silver talented locale OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002829) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"
Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.
You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers. |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: useless coffee pot hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004586) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: charismatic center If you have kids:
Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)
If you don’t have kids:
Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002987) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: cerebral ungodly forum text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers
throw her off balance |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets Never let'em know your next move! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003853) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: provocative corner gay wizard turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003017) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces This could actually work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003062) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Fucking love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003120) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Salmon tattoo regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003126) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: magenta stag film macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003173) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM Author: Copper International Law Enforcement Agency darvomaxxing tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003228) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: coiffed seedy sound barrier Bird Brain Masterman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003236) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: useless coffee pot hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005727) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: snowy point liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003752) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Slimy Dark Alpha Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004116) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM Author: Dead market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005744) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: bearded buff school *clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003856) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: orchid zombie-like hairy legs Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003138) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: black adventurous space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003209) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Puce glittery temple sandwich Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.
It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: tripping party of the first part Need update OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003229) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: flushed slap-happy degenerate Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003261) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Puce glittery temple sandwich Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003400) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: abusive stage jew Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003308) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Ruddy racy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003328) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: Salmon tattoo regret even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003335) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: Medicated bateful nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003864) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM Author: Thriller piazza thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003321) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse OP is currently sleeping on the couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003418) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Puce glittery temple sandwich He’s lucky if it’s his own couch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003420) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: Flirting Quadroon Home I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003431) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003599) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: 180 mewling goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: Motley Filthpig Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: 180 mewling goyim "Your bass looks amazing in those plants." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003679) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Blue lodge Wow lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003684) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Blue lodge Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003681) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court
That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003746) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness You forgot to tell him to seek god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003749) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003753) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: effete mediation You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003768) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces well when you put it that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003780) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: Dead market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005896) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: cobalt theatre roast beef DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003793) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: tripping party of the first part WHAT would she have found if given full access? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004413) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: abusive stage jew She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004604) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Blue lodge It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004605) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004621) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: tripping party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005117) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Thriller piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005552) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: Fear-inspiring station codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005738) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM Author: tripping party of the first part It was his poasting phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005748) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: exhilarant becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005817) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM Author: Harsh maroon sex offender because the whole thing is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005849) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005863) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Dead market Pumos love to throw cold water on everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005895) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Harsh maroon sex offender (literal blackpilled drug addict) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005960) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."
and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Dead market Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006014) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006017) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: Dead market Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006076) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: useless coffee pot hissy fit we WANT to BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006032) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Curious Sapphire Roommate Feces i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006040) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Dead market The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006069) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Blue lodge Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005956) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005992) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Dead market Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006006) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Laughsome stage Hard-core black pill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50008059) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: coiffed seedy sound barrier Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006070) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Jet-lagged generalized bond tell her its for your SWMFM side gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006018) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Chestnut vigorous twinkling uncleanness This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: coiffed seedy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50008094) |