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Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know ...
Duck-like Hell Depressive
  03/03/14
Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same ve...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in...
Duck-like Hell Depressive
  03/03/14
I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new versio...
Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
  03/03/14
Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in ...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redli...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a n...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackl...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing und...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that numb...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004. It's Marc...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputt...
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Offensive Brunch
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That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days befo...
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*puts gun in mouth*
Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio
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*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you weari...
high-end really tough guy space
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Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and a...
adulterous degenerate institution
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-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif? *receives no ...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
*swallows outrage* Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you sh...
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*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walkin...
Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio
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LOL
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lol
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Or on a date
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates
Diverse Athletic Conference
  03/03/14
dates = escort
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Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
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I'm getting horrible flashbacks.
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Cr
Beady-eyed Center Feces
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i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up ne...
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lol
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Lol kikes just call tech and let do
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I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check ...
Hyperactive bistre legal warrant
  03/03/14
oh god
Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
  03/03/14
whoa, lil too close to home with this one
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(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office) *c...
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FUCK
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Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's r...
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It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to m...
Beady-eyed Center Feces
  03/04/14
never heard of this
Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner
  03/04/14
The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all ...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor ...
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Curious dilemma
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Fuck, this hit home.
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*Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from th...
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Offensive Brunch
  04/14/22
Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems ri...
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Offensive Brunch
  08/11/23
Some 180 shit in here.
Vigorous Impressive Black Woman Messiness
  03/03/14
this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a ...
blue therapy box office
  03/03/14
*Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal mel...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
lol fuck stop stop stop
Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner
  03/03/14
six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned.
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
If one eats shit consistently and is lucky
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
180 thread
trip site corn cake
  03/03/14
*blows brains out*
Floppy shrine queen of the night
  03/03/14
jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even...
Curious dilemma
  03/03/14
Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.
splenetic location windowlicker
  03/03/14
you don't have document management in shitlaw?
Comical self-centered turdskin
  03/03/14
Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use f...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
I don't even know what "document management" means...
splenetic location windowlicker
  03/03/14
so you don't know what they are talking about when they say ...
Comical self-centered turdskin
  03/03/14
It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes. "Version...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
will do
Comical self-centered turdskin
  03/04/14
I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few pos...
splenetic location windowlicker
  03/04/14
weird. that is a terrible way to organize.
Comical self-centered turdskin
  03/04/14
lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's anoth...
Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner
  03/04/14
lol
Floppy shrine queen of the night
  03/04/14
Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folde...
rose infuriating national stain
  03/04/14
Aaaa00000. Marys files
cerebral address police squad
  02/28/15
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puce house
  03/03/14
Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically co...
Beady-eyed Center Feces
  03/04/14
did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore...
Flesh philosopher-king gunner
  03/03/14
I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was ...
Offensive Brunch
  03/03/14
a 180 response to a 120.. moment
Flesh philosopher-king gunner
  03/03/14
lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives
Curious dilemma
  03/03/14
I did this once. Almost started crying. Turn out that re...
Comical self-centered turdskin
  03/03/14
If you believe that edits are easier the second time around ...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from som...
Beady-eyed Center Feces
  03/04/14
But that's exactly what you're doing.
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Offensive Brunch
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Offensive Brunch
  02/28/15
Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto ...
frisky state antidepressant drug
  10/04/17
The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
jesus Christ.
Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse
  03/03/14
The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the mid...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/03/14
I would cry. I would need to cry.
Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse
  03/04/14
You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dea...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
hauntingly accurate
Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner
  03/04/14
I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I...
Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
  03/04/14
I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nigh...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighter...
Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
  03/04/14
I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you...
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  03/04/14
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Offensive Brunch
  11/19/14
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Offensive Brunch
  06/01/17
I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version a...
Adventurous orange milk senate
  06/16/15
This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.
Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse
  03/03/14
this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window
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Curious dilemma
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180^180
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Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with ra...
Offensive Brunch
  03/04/14
I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
literally LOLing at this thread. amazing.
fighting half-breed internal respiration
  03/04/14
"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was ...
Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner
  03/04/14
Will revert and circulate. Thanks.
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high-end really tough guy space
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180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined&q...
Vivacious Sanctuary
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Second
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2 for 2.
Offensive Brunch
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high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their...
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  03/04/14
(senior associate or junior partner)
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
*De-kerns quotations* *works hard* *went $200k in de...
Offensive Brunch
  03/04/14
"*De-kerns quotations*" Why would you do that? ...
rose infuriating national stain
  03/04/14
[Junior partner] said to.
Offensive Brunch
  03/04/14
I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BI...
Beady-eyed Center Feces
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Offensive Brunch
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(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in thr...
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Offensive Brunch
  10/04/17
This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw: *Part...
marvelous sooty stage national security agency
  03/04/14
maybe he just wanted company
Aggressive Spectacular Parlour
  03/04/14
This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Exc...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to...
marvelous sooty stage national security agency
  03/04/14
That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where t...
high-end really tough guy space
  03/04/14
"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or someth...
Dun marketing idea
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Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest sugg...
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This is some true top notch thanks-threading here
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180
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180 biglaw larping
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Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT.
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cyan chad tattoo
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Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks.
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this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds...
Offensive Brunch
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Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so goo...
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Hell Depressive

I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126585)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Hell Depressive

I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?

Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue?

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1?

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.

It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.

You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.

The client writes our time off if it's late at all.

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*

*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126980)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127068)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127156)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal buff roommate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#34368122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126985)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*

*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*

*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*

*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*

Hi [Senior Associate],

I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?

Thanks,

[Miserable Associate]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127030)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: adulterous degenerate institution

Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127066)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?

*receives no response*

*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*

-Serif or sans serif?

-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

*swallows outrage*

Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?

*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*

*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127172)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: adulterous degenerate institution

I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127225)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Impressive Black Woman Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28133033)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Impressive Black Woman Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28133020)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126695)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Pontificating Heaven Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126532)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio

*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*

"Oh god, oh-"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126622)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126628)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Diverse Athletic Conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126630)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: crusty hairraiser nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126635)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Motley narrow-minded principal's office blood rage

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126638)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: galvanic drab circlehead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126642)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Or on a date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Diverse Athletic Conference

lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126670)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

dates = escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126681)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Pale submissive goyim kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25153447)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126700)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

I'm getting horrible flashbacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126680)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132027)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Flesh philosopher-king gunner

i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up next day to e-mails asking me to get out of it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127104)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:32 PM
Author: bronze school lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#47093718)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127324)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:56 AM
Author: Arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128825)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: cerebral address police squad

Lol kikes just call tech and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25314293)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive bistre legal warrant

I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126678)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126708)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Diverse Athletic Conference

whoa, lil too close to home with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126717)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)

*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*

*calls help desk*

Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.

Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.

Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.

Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?

Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.

Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.

*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."

(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126784)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126872)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126929)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Flesh philosopher-king gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127113)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127274)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ceo stag film

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127450)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Razzle Fantasy-prone Boiling Water Crotch

FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127578)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: Arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128828)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Ultramarine Brethren Station

Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128831)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132069)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

never heard of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132084)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132574)



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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive bistre legal warrant

TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25266870)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: marvelous sooty stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128855)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive bistre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128973)



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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25144248)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Wonderful personal credit line

Fuck, this hit home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25227898)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#27404866)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: frisky state antidepressant drug

*Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#34368106)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#44339790)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126707)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered lime locale digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25131573)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#34368293)



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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#46656788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Impressive Black Woman Messiness

Some 180 shit in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126890)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: blue therapy box office

this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25126977)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

*Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*

*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127087)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

lol fuck stop stop stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127330)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127352)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

If one eats shit consistently and is lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127518)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: trip site corn cake

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127033)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Floppy shrine queen of the night

*blows brains out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127097)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Curious dilemma

jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127147)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: splenetic location windowlicker

It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127245)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Comical self-centered turdskin

you don't have document management in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127291)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: splenetic location windowlicker

I don't even know what "document management" means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127315)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Comical self-centered turdskin

so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127335)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.

"Version up" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127358)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Comical self-centered turdskin

will do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127470)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: splenetic location windowlicker

I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127404)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Comical self-centered turdskin

weird. that is a terrible way to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127468)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that

dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127539)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: Floppy shrine queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25131391)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: rose infuriating national stain

Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25131428)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: cerebral address police squad

Aaaa00000. Marys files

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#27404857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: puce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127344)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Flesh philosopher-king gunner

did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?

i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127136)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Flesh philosopher-king gunner

a 180 response to a 120.. moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127150)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Curious dilemma

lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127154)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Comical self-centered turdskin

I did this once. Almost started crying.

Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127296)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25130260)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132042)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

But that's exactly what you're doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132587)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26748579)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#27404437)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: frisky state antidepressant drug

Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#34368127)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127217)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse

jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127234)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127304)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse

I would cry. I would need to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127438)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127558)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

hauntingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127594)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.

I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128829)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128849)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128866)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Flesh philosopher-king gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128864)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26748586)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#33450394)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Adventurous orange milk senate

I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28133028)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic passionate meetinghouse

This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127236)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Bipolar brindle field

this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127285)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127367)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: milky preventive strike

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127342)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch

Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127397)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127493)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: fighting half-breed internal respiration

literally LOLing at this thread.

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127447)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Navy Old Irish Cottage Corner

"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."

*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon*

*changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents*

*was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*

"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."

*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final*

*dies a little more inside*

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127560)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Slippery exciting forum

Will revert and circulate. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25127606)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128806)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Sanctuary

180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128812)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Charismatic house-broken twinkling uncleanness

Second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128817)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch

2 for 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128857)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128867)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: cream effete tanning salon

itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128820)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

(senior associate or junior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128837)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch

*De-kerns quotations*

*works hard*

*went $200k in debt for this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25128861)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: rose infuriating national stain

"*De-kerns quotations*"

Why would you do that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25131701)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

[Junior partner] said to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25131725)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#25132057)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.)

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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: marvelous sooty stage national security agency

This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:

*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*

Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.

Me: *Opens latest version*

Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.

Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.

Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?

Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.

*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]

[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]

Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.

Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.

Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.

*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*

Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok.

*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*

Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM
Author: Aggressive Spectacular Parlour

maybe he just wanted company

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous sooty stage national security agency

It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: Dun marketing idea

"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok."

I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part

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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Feces

Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest suggestion-->deranged driven partner acting like only a stupid asshole would suggest such a thing---->Associate meekly agreeing and feeling bad.

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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Pale submissive goyim kitchen



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: bateful ruddy whorehouse

This is some true top notch thanks-threading here

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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo

180

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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: hateful salmon home

"next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"

DAT OPTICS

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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: transparent greedy cruise ship



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

I don't want to blank bump spritezeros final post and ruin the plot, but the episode cliffhanger still kills me. Literally.

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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:40 AM
Author: high-end really tough guy space



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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:42 AM
Author: excitant lodge

180 biglaw larping

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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: cerebral address police squad



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Date: April 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: June 25th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral address police squad



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Boyish Native Legend

"Actually, I just got to the park with my son, and I'm a 20 minute walk from my house... and I will head back right now to log in remotely so I can check it in."

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: fighting half-breed internal respiration



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: high-end really tough guy space

Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT.

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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged pit

Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks.

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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: cerebral address police squad



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: November 23rd, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch

this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds insane

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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: Diverse Athletic Conference

Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so good, baby. I love being inside of it. *cums*

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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: yellow irradiated mad-dog skullcap

I'm saving this thread as "Babadook" and fwd'ing to frat who are like "Im thing of LS, what do you think?"

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: cerebral address police squad



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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: June 28th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: March 2nd, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Histrionic double fault



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 6:58 AM
Author: Histrionic double fault



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Date: October 4th, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic double fault

great thread

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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: drunken hilarious persian



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Offensive Brunch



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Date: April 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: May 29th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Indigo Bat-shit-crazy Locus Fanboi



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Date: July 7th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Pearly provocative immigrant crackhouse



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Date: August 10th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: cyan chad tattoo



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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Franz Kafka reading this thread: Haha wow holy shit

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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Still funny 12 years later

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