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why were there so many goddamn crusades during the middle ages?

third shoulda been the last. but all of them are hard to jus...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
how is keeping back camel fucking invaders not justified?
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
A man, apparently an old Hungarian monk living in northern F...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
nobody said there weren't other benefits as well
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
yeah thank god the crusaders won and we don't have ashkenazi...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
they did pretty well for a few hundred years and kept the mu...
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
yeah the crusades are the reason China and Russia aren't mus...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
I see you know almost nothing about history or the constant ...
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
(never heard of the Golden Horde)
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
the one that became islamic and was also trying to move into...
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
the one that controller Russia, that the crusaders were terr...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
now imagine if constantinople had fallen 3 hundred years bef...
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
Wow Turkey might not be Christian today
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
you really are dense aren't you, the invaders were eventuall...
hank_scorpio
  08/17/26
what do you think the Ottomans were actually trying to do at...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
conquer the city and forcibly convert the survivors to islam...
hank_scorpio
  08/18/26
They were only interested in Hungary. No one was trying to f...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/18/26
because the polish fucked them up from the rear before they ...
hank_scorpio
  08/18/26
no, it's because they didn't bring any heavy cannons. The Ot...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/18/26
sigh, yes, they failed to breach the walls before the polish...
hank_scorpio
  08/18/26
They had no cannons you stupid fuck. you think they were goi...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/18/26
I think being stuck in the mud is a problem that can be solv...
hank_scorpio
  08/18/26
no it can't, because there's still nothing but mud between V...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/18/26
Not enough pastel golf shirts at Mass
Metaphysics is Vatican 2
  08/17/26
What's crazy is Spain had designs to fund another crusade wh...
gibberish (?)
  08/17/26
in Germany
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/17/26
most people don't realize that there were also crusades to k...
Gloostick
  08/17/26


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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

third shoulda been the last. but all of them are hard to justify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074645)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

how is keeping back camel fucking invaders not justified?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074648)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

A man, apparently an old Hungarian monk living in northern France, claimed he saw a vision of the Virgin Mary in which she told him to raise a peasant army to rescue King Louis. From about Easter 1251, a group of perhaps as many as 60,000 followed him, causing disruption, especially conflict with the clergy in several cities, and later began to attack the Jewish population.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepherds'_Crusade_(1251)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074655)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

nobody said there weren't other benefits as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074695)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

yeah thank god the crusaders won and we don't have ashkenazi jews now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074698)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

they did pretty well for a few hundred years and kept the muzzies from overrunning the entire world, which they were objectively trying very hard to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074704)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

yeah the crusades are the reason China and Russia aren't muslim. Good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074716)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I see you know almost nothing about history or the constant warfare in eastern europe including significant muslim expansion as far as vienna and also in the west into france, odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074721)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

(never heard of the Golden Horde)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074724)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

the one that became islamic and was also trying to move into europe? wtf are you even talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074740)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

the one that controller Russia, that the crusaders were terrified to go near. They were little bitches who didn't dare go into Russia until the Muslim Mongols were hell and gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074748)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

now imagine if constantinople had fallen 3 hundred years before and the entire hungarian army was also muslim, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074750)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

Wow Turkey might not be Christian today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074751)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you really are dense aren't you, the invaders were eventually stopped and that required fighting them and driving them back some significant way from their height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074760)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what do you think the Ottomans were actually trying to do at Vienna?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074763)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

conquer the city and forcibly convert the survivors to islam and then continue to push west and north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074765)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

They were only interested in Hungary. No one was trying to fuck with Europe. If you knew the first goddamn thing about how the Ottomans prepared for that battle you'd know that you assclown. Do you even know why they lost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074773)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

because the polish fucked them up from the rear before they could breach the walls, yeah I'm sure if they'd won they would have been like "hey poles, we love you guys and the french too!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074777)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

no, it's because they didn't bring any heavy cannons. The Ottomans could have blasted those walls easily with the technology they had, but they couldn't haul big cannons through the mud in Europe. PS the reason other European armies only showed up at the last minute is because they never felt threatened by the Ottomans. Because they weren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074782)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

sigh, yes, they failed to breach the walls before the polish arrived, as I said, they were quite close to undermining them though as I recall, they certainly didn't fail for lack of trying to conquer the fucking world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074784)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

They had no cannons you stupid fuck. you think they were going to take France?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074785)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I think being stuck in the mud is a problem that can be solved once your've taken a well fortified city in central europe and defeated the alliance arrayed against you, so yeah, if they'd won I think they would have continued to attempt to win more things, but sure I guess the whole islamic expansion was only about the turks great desire for hungary that started 800 years before and when the turks didn't run shit, that's sensible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074792)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

no it can't, because there's still nothing but mud between Vienna and the next European city. You could build a million heavy cannons in Vienna but you'd still have to drag them through the mud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074810)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Vatican 2

Not enough pastel golf shirts at Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074654)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

What's crazy is Spain had designs to fund another crusade when they sent Columbus to the new world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074670)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

in Germany

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074682)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Gloostick

most people don't realize that there were also crusades to kill white people

lots of pagans up in the baltic region so they got crusaded good and hard by the Tetonic Order

crusaded the paganism right out of those stupid balts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50074708)