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I have FOUND A NEW JOB ALREADY (cucumbers) (penis in male asshole)
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:29 PM Author: cocky school national security agency Fully WFH with a pay cut: $185k + probably a shit bonus vs. my last two jobs which were over $200k base. This is a federal government contractor. Can't start until early-to-mid August due to all that stupid background investigation shit they do for federal jobs.
Took me just over three weeks to get an offer. I was averaging like 7-8 interviews a week, all for WFH jobs. I'm still interviewing for two other WFH jobs that would pay over $200k, but those seem like long shots. We'll see what unfolds.
WFH codecuck jobs are still easy for me to get, probably because of my (((prestigious))) STEM degree and management experience. AI has not made my career obsolete yet, but I think I need to find a guaranteed federal job so that I stay employed after AI does in fact lead to long-term unemployment. |
Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Sinister thirsty indirect expression This guy takes a PAY CUT to 185k plus bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020024) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Contagious buck-toothed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020058) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:53 PM Author: cocky school national security agency ~$200k is the realistic upper end for the type of WFH jobs I applied for (codecuck leadership jobs). Anything paying significantly more and still fully WFH is rare. I'd have to go hybrid for a realistic shot at higher pay, which LJL I'm definitely not doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020089) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Contagious buck-toothed macaca >which LJL I'm definitely not doing
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:57 PM Author: cocky school national security agency I've been WFH since 2018, and I'm never going back to an office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020109) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: Contagious buck-toothed macaca 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020193) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Sinister thirsty indirect expression Im not sure you understood my post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020128) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:08 PM Author: cocky school national security agency These are wild salary numbers to you but typical for codecuck leadership jobs I do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020138) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:31 PM Author: slap-happy coldplay fan Congrats. You should celebrate by brewing some coffee or doing some other Slice of Life poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020027) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Contagious buck-toothed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020057) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Violet Filthpig Travel Guidebook 180 and congrats!!
how many applications did you send out total? |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:00 PM Author: cocky school national security agency Probably somewhere around 300 or maybe a little more. Spammed my resume until my calendar filled up with interviews, and I used my free time to prepare for those interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020125) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Violet Filthpig Travel Guidebook 180. I've applied to about 60-70, also a senior software engineer targeting $180,000k wfh (or hybrid). I just had final/near-final rounds with companies yesterday and today but fucked up yesterday's and today's could go either way. I can't motivate myself to do interview prep so I'm not good at this shit yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020163) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:24 PM Author: cocky school national security agency The bizarre thing is that the jobs I'm applying for (engineering manager, software architect, director of engineering, some tech lead roles, etc.) have much easier interviews than what you get grilled with as a senior SWE. At this level I'm really just demonstrating that I have leadership capabilities, communication skills, etc. with a solid-enough technical understanding to work with and guide non-technical people. I'm not writing any code for most of these interviews, lmao. The higher up you go the more ridiculous it becomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020202) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:51 PM Author: Violet Filthpig Travel Guidebook 180. yeah I'm applying for senior SWE jobs without heavy management responsibilities. I've been nailing the communication rounds but I had my first live-coding one yesterday and choked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020263) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Henna whorehouse can u host? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020132) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Contagious buck-toothed macaca CQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020196) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:31 PM Author: cocky school national security agency yes
drugs and/or disease are fine with me |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:31 PM Author: histrionic den Congrats, being unemployed is difficult and I dont wish that on my worst enemies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020222) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Slate Haunting Stage Haunted Graveyard Thought it said “male masshole” and figured Mike Fart was back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020236) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 6:41 PM Author: cocky school national security agency Also, LJL at the totally expected rejection from one company. The third round interview was with a shrew who was wearing a tank top. The problem with this shrew was that she had an enormous tattoo on her shoulder/collar bone and another disgusting blob of shit on one of her upper arms. I physically recoiled when I saw this, and I fought hard to hide my disgust at her tatted-up existence, but I failed and likely came across as very cold. She was likewise very curt and detached in the interview. These freaks should not be allowed to interview people Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020247) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:06 PM Author: Violet Filthpig Travel Guidebook lol, I mean, arguably it's a good thing to have them filter out people who are easily distracted by random shit like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020782) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:17 PM Author: gibberish (?) He's right, that's gross. 25 years age it would be tantamount to some sort of disfigurement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50038010) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 8:42 PM Author: cocky school national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020556) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:26 PM Author: Motley Shivering University Crotch I am starting a Fed contracting job on Monday. $160k + nobonus. 4 weeks of vacation tho + all the Fed holidays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50020828) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:09 AM Author: rebellious library turdskin No you're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50021153) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 3:05 AM Author: rebellious library turdskin Nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50021151) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Exhilarant shrine newt Congrats! WFH is 180 and worth a sizable paycut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50022256) |
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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: lascivious goal in life native Just take it and hold out imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50022279) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: cucumbers Ljl I might be getting a better offer soon. My guess is it's around $200k+ for this management job. Reneging on BIGFED if I get this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50034698) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. lol computer janitors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50034709) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: cucumbers manager of computer janitors* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50034712) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. oh congrats on managing a bunch of computer janitor NPCs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50034756) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Roblox My first week at my new federal job is going well. Waiting on accesses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50034785) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 7:50 AM Author: cucumbers I'm waiting for an EOD for my bigfed contracting job. Contracting company told me EODs are slow at this agency. Already did the eApp and got fingerprinted, now I'm just waiting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50036148) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 6:04 PM Author: cucumbers Got the new offer of $201,100k. Wtf is that number. Another codecuck management job. Going to accept and renege on the bigfed offer idc. Good news to get late on a Friday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50037609) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Roblox Congrats. How many jeets will you manage? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50037992) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 8:40 AM Author: cucumbers They said to expect 4-6. Final number hasn't been determined yet because this is a new team/project, and they're still hiring the codecucks and organizing the teams. One complicating factor is that this project is hiring across three continents (US, Western Europe, and India), and I don't know if I'll be managing anyone outside the US and/or if weird hours will be involved. We'll see what unfolds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885539&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50038663) |