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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Metaphysical Animal
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Metaphysical Animal
  08/14/26
No you
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
SkaddenArse
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Consuela
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
buttfag
  08/14/26
...
Metaphysical Animal
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Junko Enoshima
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
...
Metaphysical Animal
  08/14/26
...
potluck
  08/14/26
...
FizzKidd
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
_tcr
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
_tcr
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
_tcr
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Giant Naked Hitler
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Riker playing jazz
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
😲
Riker playing jazz
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Riker playing jazz
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Metaphysical Animal
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Wildberries Mercer
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Hello, World!
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysical Animal
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
baptized confirmed sincere Catholic
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Consuela

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: buttfag

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: potluck



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: _tcr

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: _tcr

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: _tcr

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Riker playing jazz (SPQUSA)

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Riker playing jazz (SPQUSA)

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Riker playing jazz (SPQUSA)

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Wildberries Mercer (Safari)

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysical Animal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: baptized confirmed sincere Catholic

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50070112)