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oomox tp were you around for the SP bathmats / night vision goggles incident?

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Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
I was not, sounds 180, please ELUCIDATE
At-the-ready odious tank
  05/19/26
Oh gosh I'm going to miss some details, others can correct. ...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
1800000000
At-the-ready odious tank
  05/19/26
I thought you might appreciate this one
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
LJL i'd forgotten some of those details. lmao. just look at ...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
it cannot possibly be true yet it was
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
Amazing all around, very believable story.
Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife
  05/19/26
The eyes were burned out with cigarettes on the bathmat iirc
Insane peach center private investor
  05/19/26
LMAO yes I think that's right
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
oh wait, wasn't the story that someone had a bathmat made wi...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
I had it in memory as the photos had the eyes burned or scra...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
Any insight on why the cum was stored?
At-the-ready odious tank
  05/19/26
I don't think that element of the story was tested under fir...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
I missed this too pls explain
Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife
  05/19/26
gunner, butt cheeks and i (maybe others) convinced spaceporn...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
LJL cr and also see above
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
Pls explain the bathmats and cum jars.
Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife
  05/19/26
see above, they just kind of happened, people would post pre...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
I see nothing preposterous about any of this.
Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife
  05/19/26
i want to say butt cheeks came up with both of those details...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
no that wasn't me, I would love to claim credit but it was s...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
LMFAO. i totally forgot TBF was involved in that. he was goi...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
he was in great form that day
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
it was mainly a group effort, everyone immediately understoo...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
yea we were all part of some massive poasting organism focus...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
a great poasting moment
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
Lmao. He's absolutely bonkers.
At-the-ready odious tank
  05/19/26
there was that incident and another one, i think in 2024, wh...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
there have been so many, remind us of a keyword or key event...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
the only thing i remember is that he started poasting my kid...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
actually yeah I do remember that, it was sick, but I don't r...
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
all joking aside, there's like a 70% chance he's pleasured h...
racy rigor parlor
  05/19/26
legit sickening
Seedy gas station wrinkle
  05/19/26
Just when you think you poast a lot, there's a top thread re...
ebony cerebral degenerate
  05/19/26
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  05/19/26
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  05/19/26
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: At-the-ready odious tank

I was not, sounds 180, please ELUCIDATE

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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

Oh gosh I'm going to miss some details, others can correct. But it's my favorite of all the various SP sagas. I just bumped some contemporaneous threads.

It involved some poasting luminaries such as TBF, Zurich, Hegemon, gunneratttt, MASE, others will put up their hands. Someone posted some throwaway comment about us watching SP in his house with night vision optical devices. SP freaked out, everyone spontaneously reacted. Within hours, SP was convinced that a secret cabal had obtained high powered NVODs and were monitoring his house ready to kill him. This cabal had bath mats with pictures of SP's family made and were using them in their homes. Then the bath mats had SP's family's pics, but the eyes had been scratched out of the photos. Then poasters were using these bath mats with scratched out eyes to masturbate to, and were masturbating into jars and storing the cum jars. And then some other shit I don't remember now. SP believed all of it and freaked out. It sounds mean, but it was funny, partly because it was so preposterous that SP would believe any of this. Good times, good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889730)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready odious tank

1800000000

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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

I thought you might appreciate this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889749)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

LJL i'd forgotten some of those details. lmao. just look at how insane that sounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889737)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

it cannot possibly be true

yet it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889741)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife

Amazing all around, very believable story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889738)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Insane peach center private investor

The eyes were burned out with cigarettes on the bathmat iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889762)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

LMAO yes I think that's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889766)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

oh wait, wasn't the story that someone had a bathmat made with a pic of spaceporn's family and did that? i totally remembered it wrong.

the night vision goggles was us doing recon outside his house at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889770)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

I had it in memory as the photos had the eyes burned or scratched out, and then someone made bath mats with those photos, and then we masturbated into jars over them



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready odious tank

Any insight on why the cum was stored?

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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

I don't think that element of the story was tested under fire but if others recall they will expand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889781)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife

I missed this too pls explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889718)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

gunner, butt cheeks and i (maybe others) convinced spaceporn we'd broken into his house with night vision goggles and looked at his family or something absolutely insane and he believed it. that was when i started thinking he was running elaborate flame because who would believe that.

this was in 2023 when he went on his first insane outing spree of me, poasting my firm profile and everything. i responded by lolling at him and turning my spacepornthreading up to 10. i remember driving to the bowling alley with my kids on a sunday and looking at the board and the front page had at least five threads with my name, ljl.

and this thread is what set all that off: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5333351&mc=80&forum_id=2

he'd outed me in 2020 and emailed me at my firm address and i left him alone. i made the squirrel thread and he started outing me and i realized nothing was going to happen to me so i just started mocking, defaming and harassing until i couldn't mock, defame or harass any further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889729)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

LJL cr and also see above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889732)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife

Pls explain the bathmats and cum jars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889734)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

see above, they just kind of happened, people would post preposterous things and SP would believe them and then we would go from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889739)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife

I see nothing preposterous about any of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889744)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

i want to say butt cheeks came up with both of those details, i don't remember that much about it. i do remember going on about the bathmats and that really upset him. apparently we somehow correctly described the bathmats in his house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889740)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

no that wasn't me, I would love to claim credit but it was someone else, I think TBF was involved in the bath mats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889743)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

LMFAO. i totally forgot TBF was involved in that. he was going pretty hard on poor sp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889745)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

he was in great form that day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889750)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

it was mainly a group effort, everyone immediately understood the nature of the assignment that day and played their part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889752)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

yea we were all part of some massive poasting organism focused solely on mocking, defaming and threatening this hapless moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889756)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

a great poasting moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889764)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready odious tank

Lmao. He's absolutely bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889746)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

there was that incident and another one, i think in 2024, where he went completely apeshit and provided hilarious content for weeks on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889751)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

there have been so many, remind us of a keyword or key event of the 2024 one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889754)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

the only thing i remember is that he started poasting my kids names, which with his background is just disturbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889774)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

actually yeah I do remember that, it was sick, but I don't remember why he was doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889782)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor

all joking aside, there's like a 70% chance he's pleasured himself to my kids, and that is disgusting. he found my instagram account so he's seen them. they're both boys, and they're his type: 8 and 11 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49889784)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle

legit sickening



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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: ebony cerebral degenerate

Just when you think you poast a lot, there's a top thread recounting a whole season you apparently missed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49890085)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle



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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready odious tank



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Date: May 20th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle



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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Seedy gas station wrinkle



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Date: July 19th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: racy rigor parlor



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle confused organic girlfriend knife



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