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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
puce corn cake
  09/15/13
explain.
coral masturbator
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
puce corn cake
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Light marvelous blood rage
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
bossy private investor
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Hateful Obsidian Half-breed School
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Jade effete house
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
haunting vibrant ticket booth
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
thriller doobsian set
  09/15/13
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Stimulating rebellious hell
  09/15/13
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coral masturbator
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
puce corn cake
  09/15/13
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180 toilet seat marketing idea
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
sable box office
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
startled keepsake machete
  09/15/13
its ok.
puce corn cake
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Amber fragrant electric furnace
  09/25/15
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puce corn cake
  12/03/15
180
sickened ceo milk
  12/03/15
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puce corn cake
  01/22/16
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Multi-colored step-uncle's house partner
  01/22/16
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180 toilet seat marketing idea
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
puce corn cake
  06/22/16
...
sickened ceo milk
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
puce corn cake
  06/21/17
do you pay?
frozen address
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
puce corn cake
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
frozen address
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
puce corn cake
  06/21/17
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puce corn cake
  03/16/18
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puce corn cake
  05/16/18
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puce corn cake
  07/03/19
180
Odious Tan Range
  07/03/19
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puce corn cake
  07/30/19
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puce corn cake
  02/11/23
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Bateful depressive
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
floppy vermilion orchestra pit
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
zombie-like queen of the night
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
stubborn bawdyhouse legend
  02/11/23
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Irradiated bipolar people who are hurt
  10/25/23
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puce corn cake
  03/10/24
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puce corn cake
  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: puce corn cake

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: coral masturbator

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: puce corn cake

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Light marvelous blood rage

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: bossy private investor

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Hateful Obsidian Half-breed School

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Jade effete house

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: haunting vibrant ticket booth

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: thriller doobsian set

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Stimulating rebellious hell



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: coral masturbator



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse associate

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: puce corn cake

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat marketing idea



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: sable box office

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: startled keepsake machete

I pity your toilet the next day

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: puce corn cake

its ok.

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Amber fragrant electric furnace

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: sickened ceo milk

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored step-uncle's house partner



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: 180 toilet seat marketing idea



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: puce corn cake

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: sickened ceo milk



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: puce corn cake

Going to do it again tonight.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: frozen address

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: puce corn cake

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: frozen address

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: puce corn cake

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Odious Tan Range

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful depressive

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: floppy vermilion orchestra pit

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: zombie-like queen of the night

he's gonna make it

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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: stubborn bawdyhouse legend

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Irradiated bipolar people who are hurt



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: puce corn cake

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