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"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" and other 180 sayings

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"
Emerald selfie
  02/20/24
"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong&...
Emerald selfie
  03/06/24
"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from&quo...
Violet Vivacious Center
  03/06/24
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Frum magical queen of the night prole
  03/06/24
You have no prestige
flesh step-uncle's house deer antler
  03/06/24
"Time to give him the old five of clubs" "...
vermilion godawful boltzmann
  03/06/24
...
CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo
  08/24/26
"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll...
Emerald selfie
  03/06/24
How are your wife and my kids?
Rebellious charismatic den
  03/06/24
...
Milky church building clown
  03/18/24
...
frozen appetizing mediation legal warrant
  04/11/24
...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
"I'd pee in her butt"
Odious doobsian mexican corner
  03/06/24
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
citrine passionate school cafeteria
  03/07/24
Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the sme...
filthy foreskin
  03/07/24
...
Emerald selfie
  04/11/24
Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out
Emerald selfie
  03/13/24
It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand...
pool boy
  08/18/26
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot
swashbuckling translucent headpube
  03/13/24
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shimmering disgusting base boistinker
  03/18/24
I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white b...
Effete poppy becky
  03/18/24
...
Cerebral blue pit jewess
  03/18/24
...
flirting rigor
  08/17/26
...
fragrant bronze plaza skinny woman
  08/17/26
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire
Emerald selfie
  03/18/24
To be fair, "I wouldn't piss down her throat to save...
chrome ladyboy
  03/18/24
I choose now to live as a gay man.
Spruce underhanded temple friendly grandma
  03/18/24
you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head ...
Emerald selfie
  04/24/24
Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes
Emerald selfie
  05/08/25
...
Emerald selfie
  05/08/25
Back in the old days
Emerald selfie
  10/16/25
i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys m...
Emerald selfie
  04/28/26
...
Fuchsia trump supporter scourge upon the earth
  04/28/26
we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. ...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
Goatroped Texas bros I work with say this all the time an...
Emerald selfie
  10/16/25
You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’r...
Excitant sanctuary circlehead
  04/28/26
Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald
Emerald selfie
  08/17/26
That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.
bearded knife kitchen
  08/17/26
That’s maybe a 165 saying
pool boy
  08/18/26
hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you s...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
Tighter than a frogs pussy Boy you'd think he caught me ...
gibberish (?)
  08/18/26
Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
crackling fire
  08/18/26
“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/18/26
I can take the shit if you can take the pain.
Post nut horror
  08/18/26
Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection e...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
white is right brown's alright blacks gotta stand back ye...
crackling fire
  08/20/26
ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny
crackling fire
  08/24/26
well, burn the coal, pay the toll
CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo
  08/24/26


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Date: February 20th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"

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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong"

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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:33 PM
Author: Violet Vivacious Center

"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from"

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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Frum magical queen of the night prole

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: flesh step-uncle's house deer antler

You have no prestige

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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: vermilion godawful boltzmann

"Time to give him the old five of clubs"

"I'll fold your clothes while you're still wearin em"

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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo



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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll"

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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Rebellious charismatic den

How are your wife and my kids?

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Milky church building clown



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: frozen appetizing mediation legal warrant



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: squeaky balls



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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: Odious doobsian mexican corner

"I'd pee in her butt"

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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: citrine passionate school cafeteria

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: filthy foreskin

Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the smell

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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Emerald selfie



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Date: March 13th, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out

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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: pool boy

It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand it to them!

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Date: March 13th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling translucent headpube

I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: shimmering disgusting base boistinker

/thread

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Effete poppy becky

I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, and I'll fuck you in your ass, you punk white boy, you faggot... I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch... You scared, coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me, you can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you, scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white pussy, scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Cerebral blue pit jewess



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: flirting rigor



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: fragrant bronze plaza skinny woman



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: chrome ladyboy

To be fair,

"I wouldn't piss down her throat to save her if her lungs were on fire"

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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Spruce underhanded temple friendly grandma

I choose now to live as a gay man.

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Date: April 24th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass

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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Emerald selfie

Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes

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Date: May 8th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Emerald selfie



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Emerald selfie

Back in the old days

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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys my wife and everyone else thinks it's 180

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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia trump supporter scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: squeaky balls

we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. We were good like that.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Emerald selfie

Goatroped

Texas bros I work with say this all the time and I find myself saying it like once a month. another good one.

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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary circlehead

You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Emerald selfie

Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald

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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: bearded knife kitchen

That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.

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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pool boy

That’s maybe a 165 saying

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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: squeaky balls

hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you suck dicks for $ (and for fun).

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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Tighter than a frogs pussy

Boy you'd think he caught me screwing the neighbors cat.

^where the fuck does this one come from?

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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: crackling fire (🐾👣)

Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head and expect you to say thanks for the hat.”

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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Post nut horror

I can take the shit if you can take the pain.

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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: squeaky balls

Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection even if you’re alone (advice on getting old).

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: crackling fire (🐾👣)

white is right

brown's alright

blacks gotta stand back

yellow is mellow

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Date: August 24th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: crackling fire (🐾👣)

ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny

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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo

well, burn the coal, pay the toll

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