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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end o...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the l...
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
What does your Black King think of this?
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
I'm scared to tell him.
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right sinc...
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I ...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
...
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up un...
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
...
supple den ratface
  07/01/26
3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it comin...
cerise ticket booth
  07/01/26
Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unha...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
fewer than three months jfc no wonder you got fired
Spruce pit masturbator
  07/01/26
~25 people laid off because of this.
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your...
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
The "three months" is one span of time though. I m...
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
cr. less [time] than three months.
supple den ratface
  07/01/26
cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is complet...
Provocative Fiercely-loyal Roast Beef
  07/02/26
id sub to ur only fans
amethyst tripping forum
  07/01/26
Do you want feet pics?
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
ill jerk off to anything tbh
amethyst tripping forum
  07/01/26
This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably g...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Can you blame them?
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a m...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me...
effete haunted graveyard
  07/01/26
In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of peo...
cream gaming laptop
  07/01/26
Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't fo...
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" t...
Multi-colored Up-to-no-good Trailer Park
  07/01/26
I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128
Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker
  07/01/26
lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass
violent sadistic parlor lettuce
  07/01/26
...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work&q...
Excitant iridescent principal's office cumskin
  07/01/26
oh he's open to something for sure
Multi-colored Up-to-no-good Trailer Park
  07/01/26
...
supple den ratface
  07/01/26
...
Dun piazza queen of the night
  07/02/26
Love this
heady seedy set
  07/01/26
Do they know you're an MPM champ?
Medicated Hospital
  07/01/26
Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my ...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
If only you knew how much you suck
greedy center shitlib
  07/01/26
Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board...
greedy center shitlib
  07/01/26
Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question do...
Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse
  07/01/26
why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms
rambunctious ultramarine partner library
  07/01/26
welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻
supple den ratface
  07/01/26
you coming to the next film festival with me? It's time ...
avocado doctorate
  07/01/26
Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doin...
greedy center shitlib
  07/01/26
I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.
Stimulating Bearded Stag Film Faggot Firefighter
  07/02/26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-...
greedy center shitlib
  07/02/26
lol fag
Hateful gaping brethren
  07/02/26


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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.

I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973130)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973132)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973133)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973143)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard

What does your Black King think of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973138)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

I'm scared to tell him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973141)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard

I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973146)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973155)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973184)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: supple den ratface



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: cerise ticket booth

3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973139)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973147)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Spruce pit masturbator

fewer than three months

jfc no wonder you got fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973144)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

~25 people laid off because of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973152)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973154)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard

The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973159)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: supple den ratface

cr. less [time] than three months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974219)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Provocative Fiercely-loyal Roast Beef

cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is completely artificial. we could just as well define a unit of time called a “trimonth” equal to three months. instead of “ten years” being “plural,” it could be “one decade,” singular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49975164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: amethyst tripping forum

id sub to ur only fans

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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Do you want feet pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: amethyst tripping forum

ill jerk off to anything tbh

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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973173)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard

Can you blame them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973175)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973180)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: effete haunted graveyard

Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973188)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: cream gaming laptop

In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home

No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards

Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973181)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored Up-to-no-good Trailer Park

Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973176)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973182)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973204)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Bisexual motley pisswyrm windowlicker

https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973209)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: violent sadistic parlor lettuce

lol 180

They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973212)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973275)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Excitant iridescent principal's office cumskin

Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973282)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Up-to-no-good Trailer Park

oh he's open to something for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973284)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: supple den ratface



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:23 AM
Author: Dun piazza queen of the night



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: heady seedy set

Love this

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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Medicated Hospital

Do they know you're an MPM champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49973798)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974207)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: greedy center shitlib

If only you knew how much you suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974931)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974940)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: greedy center shitlib

I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board with that comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49975040)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Cyan marvelous therapy bawdyhouse

Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974215)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: rambunctious ultramarine partner library

why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: supple den ratface

welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻

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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: avocado doctorate

you coming to the next film festival with me?

It's time to pursue your dreams bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974247)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: greedy center shitlib

Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doing nothing all day shouldn’t do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49974889)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Bearded Stag Film Faggot Firefighter

I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49975167)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: greedy center shitlib

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128192

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Hateful gaping brethren

lol fag

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