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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
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  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
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  07/03/15
God dammit.
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
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  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
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  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
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  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
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  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
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  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
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  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
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  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
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  07/03/15
lol
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  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
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  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
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  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
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  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
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  07/03/15
Apparently not.
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  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
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  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
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  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
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  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
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  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
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  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
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  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
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  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
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  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
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  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: olive deer antler

you got pa pa pa poaned

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

God dammit.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: deranged milk orchestra pit



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: fighting incel

you know what? it doesn't matter.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

FUCK YOU

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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Onyx french chef

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: diverse organic girlfriend



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz bossy meetinghouse cuckold

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: elite school cafeteria hairy legs



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: light masturbator

180 lulz

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Lavender station



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Zippy menage boiling water



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz bossy meetinghouse cuckold

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic coldplay fan

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

I like this idea.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: irradiated gaming laptop

killself you beta faggot

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Rude

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: arousing stage

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Vibrant personal credit line home

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Vibrant personal credit line home

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Red mind-boggling psychic

you know what, that doesn't matter either

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Glittery Messiness Philosopher-king

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

lol

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Yellow Talking Crotch Stain

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Peach aphrodisiac black woman

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: beta university background story

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: fighting incel

doesn't matter.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: carnelian charismatic coldplay fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

180

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Erotic factory reset button house

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Provocative Casino

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful parlor digit ratio

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Vibrant personal credit line home

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Exciting Space

i just remembered why I retired.

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: nubile boltzmann parlour

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: excitant garrison halford

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Impertinent swashbuckling center

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: laughsome duck-like chapel

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: stirring toaster

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: pale wrinkle



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed brindle pervert athletic conference



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Onyx french chef

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Onyx french chef

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: godawful 180 prole blood rage

180

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: supple pozpig



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: supple pozpig



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: supple pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: supple pozpig

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: overrated razzle-dazzle tanning salon regret

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: overrated razzle-dazzle tanning salon regret

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: purple talented spot hissy fit

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: thriller cruel-hearted corn cake



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: supple pozpig



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Bisexual domesticated foreskin brethren

I remember this like it was yesterday.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: supple pozpig



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: heady knife state



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: supple pozpig

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

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Author: supple pozpig



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