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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
Cracking crotch pit
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
Mustard hospital
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
Turquoise public bath
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
Turquoise public bath
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
...
fluffy aquamarine space multi-billionaire
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
fluffy aquamarine space multi-billionaire
  09/25/14
...
Passionate autistic gay wizard
  01/03/15
Lmao
laughsome haunted graveyard
  12/26/15
...
flirting olive queen of the night
  03/13/17
...
chocolate orchestra pit
  09/13/18
...
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
poppy dopamine friendly grandma
  09/22/14
NSA
chest-beating area legal warrant
  09/21/14
that's rape
blathering ticket booth
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
Navy tank
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
Navy tank
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
chest-beating area legal warrant
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
poppy dopamine friendly grandma
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
poppy dopamine friendly grandma
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
Navy tank
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
unholy ratface philosopher-king
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
Bistre costumed station
  09/22/14
...
Wine fortuitous meteor trailer park
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
poppy dopamine friendly grandma
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
Brass legend home
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
Turquoise public bath
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
icymi
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
Racy Round Eye Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  09/22/14
lol
Racy Round Eye Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
Razzmatazz Ivory Indian Lodge
  09/24/14
jfc
Slate Supple Cruise Ship
  09/13/18
lol
contagious light lettuce
  09/13/18
This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.
Bespoke Roast Beef
  07/13/26
...
emerald corn cake heaven
  07/20/26
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
Brass legend home
  09/22/14
1800000000
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
Exhilarant topaz juggernaut
  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
burgundy cowardly location
  09/25/14
...
Soul-stirring drunken box office
  11/12/14
...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  01/03/15
...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  12/24/15
...
Brindle angry skinny woman
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
Lascivious church
  09/13/18
...
stimulating bearded cuck parlor
  05/11/26
imagine what Claude could do with this info
Dashing snowy range mediation
  07/20/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Cracking crotch pit

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Mustard hospital

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: fluffy aquamarine space multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: fluffy aquamarine space multi-billionaire

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Passionate autistic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: flirting olive queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: poppy dopamine friendly grandma

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: chest-beating area legal warrant

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: blathering ticket booth

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Navy tank

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Navy tank

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: chest-beating area legal warrant

LINK to some reviews?

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: poppy dopamine friendly grandma

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: poppy dopamine friendly grandma

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

I know jesus fucking christ

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Navy tank

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: unholy ratface philosopher-king

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: Slippery wonderful scourge upon the earth

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Bistre costumed station

boom goes the dynamite



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Wine fortuitous meteor trailer park



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: poppy dopamine friendly grandma

180 this thread delivered.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Brass legend home

I wish this wasn't flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Turquoise public bath

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

Self-confirmed not flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Racy Round Eye Generalized Bond

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Racy Round Eye Generalized Bond

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Ivory Indian Lodge

1 fucking 80

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Slate Supple Cruise Ship

jfc

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: contagious light lettuce

lol

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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Bespoke Roast Beef

This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.

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Date: July 20th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: emerald corn cake heaven



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Brass legend home

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant topaz juggernaut

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly location

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring drunken box office



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Brindle angry skinny woman



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Lascivious church

180 if true. Innovation!

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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: stimulating bearded cuck parlor



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Dashing snowy range mediation

imagine what Claude could do with this info

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