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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
cyan locale shitlib
  07/03/15
God dammit.
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
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swashbuckling pearly juggernaut pocket flask
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Mind-boggling hall nowag
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
french theater becky
  01/29/16
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Alcoholic Mustard Indian Lodge
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Marvelous famous landscape painting den
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Carnelian exciting box office
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Wine unhinged hominid space
  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
beady-eyed slap-happy spot
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
beady-eyed slap-happy spot
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
irradiated patrolman
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/03/15
lol
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Cracking stain national
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Shivering shrine
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Vibrant Public Bath Black Woman
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Mind-boggling hall nowag
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Carnelian exciting box office
  07/03/15
180
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Aphrodisiac Topaz Field Really Tough Guy
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
heady lay milk
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Titillating theater stage
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
beady-eyed slap-happy spot
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
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  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
french theater becky
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
adventurous fat ankles immigrant
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: cyan locale shitlib

you got pa pa pa poaned

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly juggernaut pocket flask



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hall nowag

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: french theater becky

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Mustard Indian Lodge



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Marvelous famous landscape painting den

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: charcoal weed whacker



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Curious Indecent Hell

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged charismatic locus



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: electric cobalt site



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Marvelous famous landscape painting den

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian exciting box office

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Wine unhinged hominid space

killself you beta faggot

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Milky place of business

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy spot

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy spot

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: irradiated patrolman

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Cracking stain national

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Shivering shrine

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Public Bath Black Woman

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hall nowag

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Carnelian exciting box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

180

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Topaz Field Really Tough Guy

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: heady lay milk

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Titillating theater stage

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy spot

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: pontificating slippery masturbator indirect expression

i just remembered why I retired.

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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Coiffed hairless theatre

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: amethyst spectacular feces

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone navy institution

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: low-t double fault

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Ebony godawful roommate dingle berry

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: black stag film idiot



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Stirring Stage



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Twisted chapel

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: french theater becky

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: french theater becky

You're a lawyer, right?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Maybe. Why do you ask?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Anal sound barrier jew

180

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line

?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

ITS YOU!

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line

I'm chandler

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome gas station

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome gas station

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Turquoise submissive brunch keepsake machete

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: twinkling stimulating rigor main people



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: adventurous fat ankles immigrant

I remember this like it was yesterday.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: emerald garrison personal credit line



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
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