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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
haunting tank death wish
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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slap-happy stead
  09/05/25
, he lisped
seedy vibrant stage
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
olive vigorous black woman
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
olive vigorous black woman
  08/31/25
...
galvanic aquamarine address sound barrier
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  08/31/25
delusional take
galvanic aquamarine address sound barrier
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
fiercely-loyal degenerate
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
titillating aqua bbw
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
titillating aqua bbw
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
titillating aqua bbw
  09/05/25
...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Heady mischievous chapel juggernaut
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
titillating aqua bbw
  09/05/25
...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
titillating aqua bbw
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
bistre erotic candlestick maker alpha
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
bistre erotic candlestick maker alpha
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/05/25
Kenny
titillating aqua bbw
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
...
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  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/06/25
...
talking ultramarine den personal credit line
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
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  09/07/25
Explain
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
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  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
...
fiercely-loyal degenerate
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
titillating aqua bbw
  01/18/26
...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
supple meetinghouse
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Nudist kitty cat
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  05/28/26
...
Red Sweet Tailpipe
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
...
Contagious Soggy Piazza
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
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  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: haunting tank death wish

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cobalt metal sanctuary international law enforcement agency

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac rigpig immigrant

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slap-happy stead



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: seedy vibrant stage

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: olive vigorous black woman

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: olive vigorous black woman

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: galvanic aquamarine address sound barrier



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: galvanic aquamarine address sound barrier

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Heady mischievous chapel juggernaut

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bistre erotic candlestick maker alpha

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: bistre erotic candlestick maker alpha

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

Kenny

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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Fulano the Brown Molester

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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: talking ultramarine den personal credit line



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: talking ultramarine den personal credit line



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Fulano the Brown Molester

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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Cordovan Incel Dopamine

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: thriller resort liquid oxygen

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: supple meetinghouse

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Nudist kitty cat

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Contagious Soggy Piazza



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: bipolar box office roast beef

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: titillating aqua bbw

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49996110)