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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: insane turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328896) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: cocky light field 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: insane turdskin Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330536) |
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: heady ultramarine bawdyhouse wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: insane turdskin What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328901) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Avocado Arrogant Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328905) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Contagious church telephone Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329538) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Sienna Toilet Seat *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329556) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330499) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330513) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: violent swashbuckling useless brakes cuckoldry I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: insane turdskin Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: dark shitlib guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328904) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: insane turdskin 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328911) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: insane turdskin Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: insane turdskin They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: insane turdskin They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: insane turdskin I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330510) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: insane turdskin I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328980) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: insane turdskin It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: heady ultramarine bawdyhouse mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329007) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: violent swashbuckling useless brakes cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329013) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329287) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: dark shitlib always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329294) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: insane turdskin It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329445) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: insane turdskin Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329470) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329485) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm 🤡🤡🤡📸 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329493) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330524) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329449) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330517) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: dashing property Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329039) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: insane turdskin I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329552) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: insane turdskin Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329584) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330515) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330508) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330506) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330505) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Sienna Toilet Seat I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328907) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Massive preventive strike striped hyena As if (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328913) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: violent swashbuckling useless brakes cuckoldry there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328929) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Shimmering hall "it's a lot, but doable"
he's azn |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Both are ugly hapas.
So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie 180 monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329363) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: concupiscible menage Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49332549) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: milky arousing giraffe Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328933) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: violent swashbuckling useless brakes cuckoldry me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Ungodly Space Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49328973) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: racy stubborn sandwich queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Soul-stirring flesh market My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: concupiscible menage This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: dashing property Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: insane turdskin You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Translucent senate selfie fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: insane turdskin I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: rambunctious vivacious coffee pot institution He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: insane turdskin Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Sooty alcoholic casino double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: cocky light field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: sexy point private investor When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: insane turdskin I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: insane turdskin But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: insane turdskin Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: cocky light field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: cocky light field Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Brilliant Glittery Affirmative Action Theatre *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: racy stubborn sandwich queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Territorial lodge pisswyrm Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: insane turdskin 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Shimmering hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: domesticated frisky brunch anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Stimulating rehab filthpig no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: pungent burgundy dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Wild death wish stead she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: magical awkward windowlicker wrinkle to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: clear temple You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: insane turdskin My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: wine gaming laptop OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Confused maize parlour posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: pungent burgundy dopamine http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Shimmering hall be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Confused maize parlour now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Henna jew juggernaut Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: trip forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: vigorous sable national nibblets i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Henna jew juggernaut No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: cocky light field 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: canary cumskin If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: insane turdskin My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: cocky light field 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: gold dead jewess factory reset button There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: fear-inspiring mexican location nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: cerise violent dilemma incel 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: racy stubborn sandwich queen of the night pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Doobsian Disturbing Genital Piercing I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: concupiscible menage Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Cyan histrionic parlor elastic band I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: rambunctious vivacious coffee pot institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Stirring skinny woman corner Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Navy Locus I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: cowgod OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ﾃ｢竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50069362) |