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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
laughsome duck-like foreskin giraffe
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
snowy bespoke forum twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/26
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Fuchsia Dingle Berry Cuckoldry
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Grizzly jap
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
galvanic clown dragon
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Curious institution nowag
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Curious institution nowag
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
Floppy persian box office
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Curious institution nowag
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Kink-friendly temple internal respiration
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Mind-boggling university
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
drab comical patrolman
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
Narrow-minded Point Feces
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Mind-boggling university
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
Internet-worthy really tough guy
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
Narrow-minded Point Feces
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Hideous Arrogant Hominid Striped Hyena
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
multi-colored indian lodge philosopher-king
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
Misanthropic office
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Hideous Arrogant Hominid Striped Hyena
  07/06/26
any employer would
Misanthropic office
  07/06/26
...
Ivory fragrant stain
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Walnut mediation
  07/06/26
*reins
flushed spectacular hall
  07/08/26
180 brother
Misanthropic office
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
Floppy persian box office
  07/06/26
...
Narrow-minded Point Feces
  07/06/26
...
Outnumbered Idiotic Hissy Fit
  07/06/26
...
Fuchsia Dingle Berry Cuckoldry
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
alcoholic vibrant scourge upon the earth keepsake machete
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Avocado turdskin dog poop
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Lavender Tantric Plaza
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
flushed spectacular hall
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Curious institution nowag
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
peach tanning salon
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
Floppy persian box office
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Poppy Theater Stage Reading Party
  07/07/26
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drab comical patrolman
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
Poppy Theater Stage Reading Party
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: laughsome duck-like foreskin giraffe

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: snowy bespoke forum twinkling uncleanness

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dingle Berry Cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Grizzly jap

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: galvanic clown dragon

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Curious institution nowag

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Curious institution nowag

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Floppy persian box office

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Curious institution nowag

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly temple internal respiration

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling university

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Point Feces

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling university

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy really tough guy

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Point Feces

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Hideous Arrogant Hominid Striped Hyena

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored indian lodge philosopher-king

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic office

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Hideous Arrogant Hominid Striped Hyena

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic office

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Ivory fragrant stain



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Walnut mediation

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: flushed spectacular hall

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic office

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Floppy persian box office

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Point Feces



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered Idiotic Hissy Fit



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dingle Berry Cuckoldry



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant scourge upon the earth keepsake machete

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Avocado turdskin dog poop

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Lavender Tantric Plaza

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: flushed spectacular hall

Do you still have a 32x

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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Curious institution nowag

Rate me as a poster.

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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: peach tanning salon

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Floppy persian box office

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Poppy Theater Stage Reading Party

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: drab comical patrolman



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Poppy Theater Stage Reading Party

I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#49998433)