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Shitlaw boss grows beard for trial, shaves it off if he has a “bad day”

says it gives him a “reset” for the jury. I...
Amethyst hospital
  07/13/26
This sounds like a great strategy and I bet it would go over...
Coiffed toilet seat becky
  07/13/26
you have no idea, you need to keep things "fresh" ...
Amethyst hospital
  07/13/26
I’m imagining the look of pained exasperation on the f...
Coiffed toilet seat becky
  07/13/26
180 strategy
effete idea he suggested
  07/13/26
he gets overruled all the time (this is 100% true). he ...
Amethyst hospital
  07/13/26


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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

says it gives him a “reset” for the jury.

If he has to clean something up in closing He has used the line “regardless of what the bearded fellow asked the other day” and the jury always laughs and even the judge.

defense counsel objects but there is no legal ground to do so.

He has asked for a continuance mid trial if he uses the trick but needs to do another reset so he can grow it back.

Is this shrewd?

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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Coiffed toilet seat becky

This sounds like a great strategy and I bet it would go over bigly with many juries

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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

you have no idea, you need to keep things "fresh" and make it as circus like as possible

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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Coiffed toilet seat becky

I’m imagining the look of pained exasperation on the face of ins def opposing counsel

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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: effete idea he suggested

180 strategy

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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital

he gets overruled all the time (this is 100% true).

he was overruled 22 times in 20 minutes recently for asking wildly leading questions on direct.

he basically makes up stories on cross and ends with "isn't that right?"

it was honestly embarassing for me bc it was a fed court case. I told him that we should do a CLE on the rules of evidence and he said "you can review the rules of evidence, I'll review the 48 laws of power"

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