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Wife found my second phone today, I'm cooked

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency al...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/15/26
“using it for what you think” Arranging hiking ...
lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy
  07/15/26
say it wasn’t you
Cream Vibrant Mental Disorder Hell
  07/15/26
The Shaggy Defense
Filthy Lettuce
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Cream Vibrant Mental Disorder Hell
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you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn ...
passionate center giraffe
  07/15/26
no no no no details "idk what that phone is." ...
vermilion dog poop place of business
  07/15/26
no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible...
passionate center giraffe
  07/15/26
found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?
Flushed menage
  07/15/26
lol, fully charged, btw
Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  07/15/26
idiotic
odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt
  07/15/26
explain
vermilion dog poop place of business
  07/17/26
Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recogn...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/15/26
say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to r...
passionate center giraffe
  07/15/26
"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to...
vermilion dog poop place of business
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You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. ...
Yellow prole station
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This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or somethi...
lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy
  07/15/26
I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it...
Yellow prole station
  07/15/26
idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't sy...
passionate center giraffe
  07/15/26
Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise o...
Silver Arrogant Locus Sandwich
  07/15/26
This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbas...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/15/26
Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do f...
Yellow prole station
  07/15/26
could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to g...
passionate center giraffe
  07/15/26
This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard
lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy
  07/15/26
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passionate center giraffe
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Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and be...
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lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and...
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Trying to recover crypto
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does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting ...
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Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times ...
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This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteri...
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iridescent stimulating stag film
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Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if wor...
rose pungent wagecucks goyim
  07/15/26
Can’t you wipe it remotely?
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lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it aroun...
cordovan half-breed potus
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Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence al...
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THANK YOU! Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey ...
Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  07/16/26
ctrl-f "grow a beard" jfc this place is retarde...
doobsian becky home
  07/15/26
What if you have a beard already?
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marry a beard
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Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense
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Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe...
supple lilac garrison
  07/15/26
he's doing great
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iridescent stimulating stag film
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Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit...
Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  07/15/26
under no circumstances can he unlock it
odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt
  07/15/26
Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes hi...
multi-colored kitchen
  07/15/26
This works with Androids too.
Histrionic cuckoldry main people
  07/15/26
Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"
lime sneaky criminal haunted graveyard
  07/15/26
OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto ...
odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt
  07/15/26
Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages...
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iridescent stimulating stag film
  07/16/26
If you have kids: Wipe it remotely then say: “I&rs...
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This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and ne...
Histrionic cuckoldry main people
  07/15/26
text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it'...
Impertinent gaming laptop boistinker
  07/15/26
Never let'em know your next move!
Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  07/16/26
turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers
beady-eyed naked brunch
  07/15/26
This could actually work
multi-colored kitchen
  07/15/26
Fucking love this
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*clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt
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Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
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Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up ...
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Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts. It&rsqu...
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Need update OP
supple lilac garrison
  07/15/26
Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they'r...
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Lol
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  07/16/26
Great thread
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even in the face of senescence there are still those among u...
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Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  07/16/26
thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive ...
ivory charismatic gay wizard
  07/15/26
OP is currently sleeping on the couch
Histrionic cuckoldry main people
  07/16/26
He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.
ocher swashbuckling macaca skinny woman
  07/16/26
I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already
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"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."
sexy multi-billionaire stage
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He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time....
Yellow prole station
  07/16/26
Wow lol
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/16/26
Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstan...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/16/26
Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content b...
Yellow prole station
  07/16/26
what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to...
multi-colored kitchen
  07/16/26
You forgot to tell him to seek god
Yellow prole station
  07/16/26
that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you ca...
multi-colored kitchen
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You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting...
olive partner
  07/16/26
well when you put it that way
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Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to ...
gold bawdyhouse
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WHAT would she have found if given full access?
supple lilac garrison
  07/16/26
She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No in...
ungodly slate kitty
  07/16/26
It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’v...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/16/26
Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leape...
Yellow prole station
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ivory charismatic gay wizard
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It was his poasting phone
supple lilac garrison
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jade very tactful dingle berry death wish
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because the whole thing is flame
useless vivacious pozpig
  07/17/26
Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates&qu...
Yellow prole station
  07/17/26
Pumos love to throw cold water on everything
Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
(literal blackpilled drug addict)
useless vivacious pozpig
  07/17/26
it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame beca...
multi-colored kitchen
  07/17/26
Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying fl...
Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thi...
multi-colored kitchen
  07/17/26
Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then s...
Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
we WANT to BELIEVE
iridescent stimulating stag film
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i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is...
multi-colored kitchen
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The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my...
Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some...
Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker
  07/17/26
People want to know more specifics about what they helped yo...
Yellow prole station
  07/17/26
Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that w...
Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference
  07/17/26
Hard-core black pill
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Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his ...
Hairraiser Scarlet Whorehouse
  07/17/26
tell her its for your SWMFM side gig
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002437)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy

“using it for what you think”

Arranging hiking dates with AHGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002518)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Cream Vibrant Mental Disorder Hell

say it wasn’t you

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Filthy Lettuce

The Shaggy Defense

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Cream Vibrant Mental Disorder Hell



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: vermilion dog poop place of business

no no no

no details

"idk what that phone is."

"idk how it got there"

"idk the password"

"idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean"

etc etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002445)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002471)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Flushed menage

found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

lol, fully charged, btw

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt

idiotic

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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: vermilion dog poop place of business

explain

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.

I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002468)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: vermilion dog poop place of business

"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002484)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy

This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002512)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002575)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Silver Arrogant Locus Sandwich

Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002525)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002566)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002576)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control theater really tough guy

This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard

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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: amber thriller orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: ungodly slate kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: ivory charismatic gay wizard



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: passionate center giraffe

cr

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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: cordovan half-breed potus

lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison

Trying to recover crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002777)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Wine senate



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: aqua roast beef

you're chopped, unc

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Green location

does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Deranged Church Building

Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002465)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government)

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: iridescent stimulating stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: rose pungent wagecucks goyim

Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: rusted party of the first part ticket booth

Can’t you wipe it remotely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002505)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: cordovan half-breed potus

lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abode hissy fit

Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around,

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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

THANK YOU!

Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: doobsian becky home

ctrl-f "grow a beard"

jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine.

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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Startled corner background story

What if you have a beard already?

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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: startling resort

marry a beard

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: arousing sienna stead

Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison

Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: doobsian becky home

he's doing great

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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: iridescent stimulating stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?

You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002806)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt

under no circumstances can he unlock it

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people

This works with Androids too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002926)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: lime sneaky criminal haunted graveyard

Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"

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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: odious bat-shit-crazy office people who are hurt

OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people

Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"

Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.

You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers.

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: iridescent stimulating stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: cowardly titillating spot

If you have kids:

Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)

If you don’t have kids:

Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50002972)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people

This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: Impertinent gaming laptop boistinker

text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers

throw her off balance

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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

Never let'em know your next move!

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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed naked brunch

turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers

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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

This could actually work

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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

Fucking love this

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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: doobsian becky home



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed boiling water school



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous painfully honest philosopher-king pit

darvomaxxing tp

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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Whorehouse

Bird Brain Masterman

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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: iridescent stimulating stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: vermilion dog poop place of business



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Boyish Deer Antler



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: lime sneaky criminal haunted graveyard

*clears throat*

*raises hand*

haha u r fukt

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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Green location

Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know.

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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Heady love of her life area



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling macaca skinny woman

Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.

It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003224)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison

Need update OP

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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: sickened aphrodisiac tattoo

Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies

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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: ocher swashbuckling macaca skinny woman

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: ungodly slate kitty

Great thread

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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: dashing toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: doobsian becky home

even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level

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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Aromatic twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: ivory charismatic gay wizard

thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update

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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people

OP is currently sleeping on the couch

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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ocher swashbuckling macaca skinny woman

He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.

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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Galvanic sweet tailpipe

I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already

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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: sexy multi-billionaire stage



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: bat shit crazy abode hissy fit



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: sexy multi-billionaire stage

"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."

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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003679)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

Wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003684)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003681)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court

That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003692)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003746)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

You forgot to tell him to seek god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003749)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003753)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: olive partner

You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003768)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

well when you put it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003780)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005896)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: gold bawdyhouse

DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50003793)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison

WHAT would she have found if given full access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004413)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: ungodly slate kitty

She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004604)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004605)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Yellow prole station

Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50004621)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: supple lilac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005117)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: ivory charismatic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckoldry main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005552)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Shrine Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005738)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: supple lilac garrison

It was his poasting phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005748)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: jade very tactful dingle berry death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005817)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: useless vivacious pozpig

because the whole thing is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005849)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005863)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference

Pumos love to throw cold water on everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005895)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: useless vivacious pozpig

(literal blackpilled drug addict)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005960)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."

and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006008)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference

Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006014)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006017)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference

Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006076)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: iridescent stimulating stag film

we WANT to BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006032)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006040)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference

The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006069)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Maize Affirmative Action Candlestick Maker

Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005956)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50005992)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Navy Disrespectful Chapel Athletic Conference

Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006006)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: mauve spectacular puppy

Hard-core black pill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50008059)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Whorehouse

Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006070)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Tan Wonderful Principal's Office

tell her its for your SWMFM side gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50006018)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Yellow prole station

This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros

We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50008051)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50008094)