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with soccer offsides rule, why doesn't defender hang out at 50yd line whole game

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-5...
metal copper whorehouse
  07/20/26
soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form ...
Canary ladyboy
  07/20/26
they should also introduce tackling
Idiotic area
  07/20/26
they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or tw...
Canary ladyboy
  07/20/26
I would enjoy this
Idiotic area
  07/20/26
it would also solve the "hydration break" situatio...
Canary ladyboy
  07/20/26
The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up whe...
Self-absorbed Contagious International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/20/26
lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass an...
Mint Pungent Alpha Home
  07/20/26
They should just change the rule so that you have to be comp...
Comical chapel pozpig
  07/20/26
What?
embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt
  07/20/26
because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with y...
Soul-stirring Misunderstood Space
  07/20/26
...
disgusting karate
  07/20/26
Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into t...
disgusting karate
  07/20/26
didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying ...
Slimy pocket flask
  07/20/26
or, better yet ... https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2...
histrionic rehab national security agency
  07/20/26
no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass
Canary ladyboy
  07/20/26
I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and...
Appetizing sick library
  07/20/26
That's how it almost always works when there's no offside ru...
Spectacular corn cake menage
  07/20/26
cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score...
Mint Pungent Alpha Home
  07/20/26
...
disgusting karate
  07/20/26
Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at thei...
Bronus Swagner
  07/21/26
has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he...
Brother Peter Dimond
  07/21/26


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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: metal copper whorehouse

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-50yd line, then no offensive players can take any close shots due to the "off sides" rule and the goalie can easily pick off any super long goal attempts. Why don't these idiotic euro and south american teams figure this out

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Canary ladyboy

soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form of a sport so they play according to decorum standards instead of actually trying to win. they could just make the game 8 on 8 and put in a shot clock and all of a sudden it would be not gay

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Idiotic area

they should also introduce tackling

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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Canary ladyboy

they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or twice per half during play to mix things up. problem is these third world shitholes are too poor for that type of shit.

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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Idiotic area

I would enjoy this

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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Canary ladyboy

it would also solve the "hydration break" situation

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Contagious International Law Enforcement Agency

The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up when they have the ball, they just retreat immediately upon possession changes because one fast striker behind the line would be a horrific mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50011570)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Mint Pungent Alpha Home

lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass and would run right up near the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50011572)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Comical chapel pozpig

They should just change the rule so that you have to be completely behind the second-last defender to be offside. Seems like this would allow the vast majority of overturned goals to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50011821)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt

What?

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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Misunderstood Space

because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with you, your defenders will constantly be in foot races/breakaways where the chance of fouls and goals greatly increases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50011930)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: disgusting karate



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: disgusting karate

Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into the huge gap behind the defense and run onto it. So long as the attacker starts his run in an on side position he can run behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50011987)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying to desperately score? they'll throw all their players way up the field making them very susceptible to counterattacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012032)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: histrionic rehab national security agency

or, better yet ...

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2079179046382920103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012085)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Canary ladyboy

no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012141)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Appetizing sick library

I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and it ends up being boring af, defenders have to sit way back and neither side can get any attack going at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012091)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Spectacular corn cake menage

That's how it almost always works when there's no offside rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012132)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Mint Pungent Alpha Home

cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score like holding or PI in football but its a rule for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2テ「竄ï½���„1¤77PHPSESSID=3d8e678aec504db068978830e992758d#50012136)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: disgusting karate



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at their opponent's blue line all the time but they never do this

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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he never responded

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