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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
electric green idiot
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Violent Out-of-control Preventive Strike
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Fragrant cumskin
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
mentally impaired puce hominid
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Ulysses
stubborn silver parlor
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
stubborn silver parlor
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
sepia state
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Drunken Hall
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Drunken Hall
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
stubborn silver parlor
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Catch-22
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
edit ❌
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Dickens
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
anna karenina
mentally impaired puce hominid
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
The English Patient
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
wtf
Drunken Hall
  08/27/26
Catch 22
stubborn silver parlor
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Orwell
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
...
Emerald bonkers space scourge upon the earth
  08/27/26
...
Harsh swashbuckling stage
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
sepia state
  08/28/26
...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
I really can't
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Triste!
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace
  08/27/26
don't know :(
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace
  08/27/26
oh good one
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Emerald bonkers space scourge upon the earth
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
idiotic self-centered prole
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
tan heady chapel
  08/27/26
No.
idiotic self-centered prole
  08/27/26
Dracula
mildly autistic talented ape center
  08/28/26
Im gay
soul-stirring rigpig library
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Walnut curious pozpig selfie
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Harsh swashbuckling stage
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Godawful national
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
rambunctious hospital
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Walnut curious pozpig selfie
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Vengeful Insanely Creepy Reading Party
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
tan heady chapel
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Vengeful Insanely Creepy Reading Party
  08/29/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: electric green idiot

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Violent Out-of-control Preventive Strike

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Fragrant cumskin

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired puce hominid

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stubborn silver parlor

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: stubborn silver parlor

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: sepia state

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Drunken Hall

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Drunken Hall

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: stubborn silver parlor

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: tan heady chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired puce hominid

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Drunken Hall

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: stubborn silver parlor

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Emerald bonkers space scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Harsh swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: sepia state

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Buck-toothed Electric Furnace

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Emerald bonkers space scourge upon the earth

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: idiotic self-centered prole

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: idiotic self-centered prole

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: mildly autistic talented ape center

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigpig library

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Walnut curious pozpig selfie

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Harsh swashbuckling stage

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Godawful national

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: rambunctious hospital

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Walnut curious pozpig selfie

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Vengeful Insanely Creepy Reading Party

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: tan heady chapel

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Vengeful Insanely Creepy Reading Party

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101306)