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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Stirring elastic band
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Stirring elastic band
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Stirring elastic band
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Stirring elastic band
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Stirring elastic band
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Stirring elastic band
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Stirring elastic band
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Stirring elastic band
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Stirring elastic band
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
sooty godawful ticket booth blood rage
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
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Henna resort
  05/22/26
His moniker?
bat shit crazy chocolate french chef kitty
  05/22/26
Colt
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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Disco Fries
copper internal respiration
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
duck-like keepsake machete site
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Fear-inspiring boistinker property
  05/22/26
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cream dashing son of senegal
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Fear-inspiring boistinker property
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Henna resort
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Fear-inspiring boistinker property
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
sienna cuck
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Sinister Point Gaping
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Razzle-dazzle spruce halford stage
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
lavender heaven windowlicker
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
copper internal respiration
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
jet temple
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
lavender heaven windowlicker
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Henna resort
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Gold Juggernaut
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Know-it-all spot sex offender
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Gold Juggernaut
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Amazing 🐶
Know-it-all spot sex offender
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Olive useless brakes address
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Gold Juggernaut
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Thriller Insecure Church Building
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
lol
sooty godawful ticket booth blood rage
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Maroon persian public bath
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
kink-friendly parlour
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
kink-friendly parlour
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Link?
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
kink-friendly parlour
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Naked Prole Hairy Legs
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
kink-friendly parlour
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Flatulent stage
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Killself seems appropriate
Adventurous amber trailer park
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
domesticated abode gunner
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
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AI
copper internal respiration
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Henna resort
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
bateful pozpig hall
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Naked Prole Hairy Legs
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
big chrome plaza
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Diverse Awkward Yarmulke
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Gold Juggernaut
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Excitant indigo library
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sooty godawful ticket booth blood rage

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Henna resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy chocolate french chef kitty

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boistinker property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Shimmering ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: lavender heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Haunting violet patrolman rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: duck-like keepsake machete site

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boistinker property

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: cream dashing son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boistinker property

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Henna resort

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boistinker property

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: sienna cuck

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sinister Point Gaping

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce halford stage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: lavender heaven windowlicker

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: jet temple

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: lavender heaven windowlicker

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: duck-like keepsake machete site

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: sooty godawful ticket booth blood rage

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Maroon persian public bath

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: sepia angry mother coldplay fan

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Henna resort

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Bisexual karate

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Gold Juggernaut

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all spot sex offender

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Gold Juggernaut

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all spot sex offender

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Olive useless brakes address

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Gold Juggernaut

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Thriller Insecure Church Building

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: sooty godawful ticket booth blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Maroon persian public bath

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly parlour

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly parlour

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly parlour

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: concupiscible brilliant market haunted graveyard

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Naked Prole Hairy Legs

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse round eye

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly parlour

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Flatulent stage

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Adventurous amber trailer park

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: domesticated abode gunner

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: copper internal respiration

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Henna resort

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: bateful pozpig hall

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Naked Prole Hairy Legs

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: big chrome plaza

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Diverse Awkward Yarmulke

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Gold Juggernaut

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Excitant indigo library

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50068093)