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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002437) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: angry spectacular lay old irish cottage “using it for what you think” Arranging hiking dates with AHGs? |
Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Disturbing Legal Warrant Indirect Expression say it wasn’t you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002440) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: mind-boggling legend theater The Shaggy Defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002515) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Violent Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002927) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Disturbing Legal Warrant Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004128) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002441) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Electric parlour no no no no details
"idk what that phone is." "idk how it got there" "idk the password" "idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean" etc etc etc |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002471) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: scarlet temple found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002798) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: anal party of the first part lol, fully charged, btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002809) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: unholy kitty idiotic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002824) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Electric parlour explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006238) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.
I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002479) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Electric parlour "you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002484) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: angry spectacular lay old irish cottage This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002512) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002553) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002575) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Dun Wonderful Hell Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003257) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002525) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002576) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: angry spectacular lay old irish cottage This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002606) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002609) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002786) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002828) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: anal party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002801) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM Author: slimy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002815) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: unholy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002840) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Fishy aromatic internal respiration sound barrier cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002535) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Indigo Aggressive Home lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002618) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM Author: slimy abode Trying to recover crypto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002777) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: crystalline boyish partner school does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002458) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: gay garrison Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002465) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002470) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Charismatic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004585) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Pearly cuckoldry degenerate Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: multi-colored ebony laser beams pit Can’t you wipe it remotely? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002505) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Indigo Aggressive Home lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002752) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: hilarious lodge turdskin Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002778) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: anal party of the first part THANK YOU!
Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Greedy Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse ctrl-f "grow a beard"
jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine. |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Haunting stag film What if you have a beard already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: gaped location marry a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006596) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Turquoise public bath Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002779) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: slimy abode Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002803) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: anal party of the first part Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?
You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: unholy kitty under no circumstances can he unlock it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002833) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002834) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Violent Area This works with Androids too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002926) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: chest-beating forum yarmulke Just say "Disah no wat you tink!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002808) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: unholy kitty OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002829) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: Violent Area Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"
Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.
You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers. |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Charismatic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004586) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Avocado irate gaming laptop If you have kids:
Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)
If you don’t have kids:
Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Violent Area This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002987) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: stirring corn cake gas station text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers
throw her off balance |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: anal party of the first part Never let'em know your next move! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003853) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: Razzmatazz magenta tattoo turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003017) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Greedy Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003126) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Adventurous resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003173) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM Author: submissive cerebral generalized bond locale darvomaxxing tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003228) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: lemon jet-lagged national masturbator Bird Brain Masterman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003236) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: Charismatic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005727) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Electric parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003752) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Pearl church building jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004116) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM Author: stubborn church mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005744) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: chest-beating forum yarmulke *clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: anal party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003856) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: crystalline boyish partner school Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003138) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Vivacious Puce Piazza Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003209) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Diverse smoky blood rage boiling water Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.
It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc. |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: slimy abode Need update OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003229) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: Hot Meetinghouse Voyeur Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003261) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Diverse smoky blood rage boiling water Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003400) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: aquamarine nursing home Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003308) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Thriller stock car skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003328) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: Greedy Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003335) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: anal party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003864) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM Author: ultramarine roast beef native thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003321) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: Violent Area OP is currently sleeping on the couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003418) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Diverse smoky blood rage boiling water He’s lucky if it’s his own couch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003420) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: garnet shivering pocket flask school cafeteria I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003431) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003599) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: exciting windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: hilarious lodge turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: exciting windowlicker "Your bass looks amazing in those plants." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003679) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy Wow lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003684) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003681) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court
That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003746) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender You forgot to tell him to seek god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003749) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003753) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: awkward rehab philosopher-king You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003768) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor well when you put it that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003780) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: stubborn church mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005896) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Territorial Dilemma Bbw DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003793) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: slimy abode WHAT would she have found if given full access? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004413) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: aquamarine nursing home She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004604) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004605) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Misanthropic sex offender Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004621) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: slimy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005117) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: ultramarine roast beef native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005550) |
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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Violent Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005552) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: magical khaki keepsake machete site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005738) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM Author: slimy abode It was his poasting phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005748) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: frisky goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005817) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM Author: Floppy candlestick maker office because the whole thing is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005849) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005863) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: stubborn church mexican Pumos love to throw cold water on everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005895) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Floppy candlestick maker office (literal blackpilled drug addict) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005960) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."
and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: stubborn church mexican Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006014) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006017) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: stubborn church mexican Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006076) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Charismatic headpube we WANT to BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006032) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM Author: sapphire provocative cruise ship rigor i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006040) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: stubborn church mexican The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006069) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Sinister Clear Therapy Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005956) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005992) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: stubborn church mexican Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006006) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Pea-brained orange whorehouse personal credit line Hard-core black pill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50008059) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: lemon jet-lagged national masturbator Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006070) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: excitant claret rigpig tell her its for your SWMFM side gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006018) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Misanthropic sex offender This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros
We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: lemon jet-lagged national masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50008094) |