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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328896) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Lime boiling water 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330536) |
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Mischievous stage mother wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328901) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Vermilion shitlib pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328905) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Trip orange french chef Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329538) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: chest-beating rehab doctorate *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329556) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330499) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330513) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: talented dun hospital I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Titillating brilliant lodge guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328904) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328911) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330510) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328980) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Mischievous stage mother mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329007) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: talented dun hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329013) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329287) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Titillating brilliant lodge always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329294) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329445) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329470) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329485) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi 🤡🤡🤡📸 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329493) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330524) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329449) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330517) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Flushed insane yarmulke home Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329039) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329552) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329584) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330515) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330508) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330506) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330505) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: chest-beating rehab doctorate I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328907) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: exhilarant bbw sound barrier As if (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328913) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: talented dun hospital there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328929) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Navy hunting ground "it's a lot, but doable"
he's azn |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Both are ugly hapas.
So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse 180 monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329363) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: gaped nibblets black woman Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49332549) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328933) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: talented dun hospital me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: federal concupiscible kitchen immigrant Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49328973) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: milky bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Rough-skinned trailer park hissy fit My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: gaped nibblets black woman This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Flushed insane yarmulke home Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: jet-lagged main people whorehouse fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Doobsian Laser Beams Liquid Oxygen He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: autistic ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Lime boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: alcoholic old irish cottage When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Lime boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Lime boiling water Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: hideous soul-stirring foreskin university *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: milky bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: fluffy deep circlehead fanboi Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Navy hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Racy Vengeful Regret Sneaky Criminal anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Supple white site azn no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: narrow-minded garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: irate church building stain she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: stirring water buffalo to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: stimulating haunted graveyard useless brakes You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: Grizzly motley location mediation OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Maroon useless boistinker brunch posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: narrow-minded garrison http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Navy hunting ground be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Maroon useless boistinker brunch now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling Azure Parlour Giraffe Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Sinister blood rage range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Vivacious rigor i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Mind-boggling Azure Parlour Giraffe No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Lime boiling water 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Excitant Partner If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: fragrant zippy locus My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Lime boiling water 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Ruby bateful orchestra pit patrolman There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Thriller Wrinkle Business Firm nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Vibrant base 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: milky bawdyhouse pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: disturbing casino I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: gaped nibblets black woman Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: beady-eyed slap-happy cuckoldry cruise ship I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Doobsian Laser Beams Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Crystalline gunner Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: vigorous massive stead pozpig I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: cowgod OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50069362) |