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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples a...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
What was the reply?
Adventurous copper gaming laptop
  01/09/14
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's i...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Yikes!
Adventurous copper gaming laptop
  01/09/14
...
Hairraiser Lay
  01/09/14
titcy!
Aromatic field giraffe
  01/09/14
? Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
I could see doing that for the edge factor. but damn m...
Comical international law enforcement agency
  01/09/14
wildly ungroomed and hairy too
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/09/14
god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain ...
heady soggy trust fund stain
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*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to r...
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/09/14
Guess her gender, too.
Haunting Territorial Rehab Windowlicker
  01/09/14
Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a heal...
Slap-happy headpube
  01/09/14
mmmm rotten corned beef
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jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies
maroon ceo trump supporter
  01/09/14
feeling slightly nauseous
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  01/09/14
imagine eating clam chowder to that
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
or OUT of it
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/09/14
*literally dry heaves*
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
...
aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape
  01/09/14
Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/09/14
*finally throws up*
heady soggy trust fund stain
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hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread chunky ...
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  01/09/14
I just turned gay
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  01/09/14
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Self-absorbed principal's office
  08/05/14
straightest comment in this subthread
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  11/15/14
ewwwwwwwwww
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  01/09/14
that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on x...
peach curious forum candlestick maker
  04/01/14
never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life
unhinged nowag
  04/01/14
somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood
arousing milk
  04/01/14
i think i'm starting to understand you better
Self-absorbed principal's office
  08/05/14
Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.
Slippery locus
  04/01/14
EWWWWWW
vigorous navy base
  05/17/14
And you'll never forget it.
Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed
  05/17/14
30
Glittery self-centered point
  11/15/14
Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one
insane fat ankles
  11/15/14
Whorie outted
At-the-ready home
  11/15/14
DAMN YOU IMGUR DAMN YOU TO HELL
law is ea$y
  07/29/26
Woman in OP has not replied back yet. Here's Another girl...
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  01/09/14
...
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  01/09/14
lllolll
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  01/09/14
Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishis...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?
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  01/09/14
Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking st...
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...
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truth
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  04/01/14
I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really f...
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  01/09/14
did she have a great time as well
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  01/09/14
She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was...
Lake splenetic corner
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she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarsh...
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  01/09/14
First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 mi...
insane fat ankles
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175 visual
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  01/09/14
easy solution: make her drive to you
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  01/09/14
I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are e...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
that one looks pretty harmless
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Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young...
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  01/09/14
It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to st...
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  01/09/14
I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persist...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay me...
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Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes sugge...
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man i have no idea just a guess
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  01/09/14
how much money are we talkin?
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  01/09/14
I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them...
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
Cr.
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
did you post a pic w the ad
erotic purple resort
  01/09/14
Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really wel...
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies f...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a me...
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
You, sir, are an asset to the board.
hot painfully honest parlor
  01/09/14
i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craig...
Cream skinny woman
  01/09/14
I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual res...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Are you such a man?
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic: "I want...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Rock her world before she leaves it.
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entere...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
JFC man.
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
TY
Adventurous copper gaming laptop
  01/09/14
You're my hero, just thought you should know
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  04/01/14
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  01/09/14
Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL
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Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed
  05/17/14
was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (...
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
I fucking laughed out loud
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  01/09/14
youre a legendary poaster never change
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  01/09/14
Ty
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
...
unhinged nowag
  04/01/14
Damn that looks exactly like my grandma
charismatic rambunctious alpha stage
  01/09/14
180
Magical thriller public bath kitty
  01/09/14
I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 180000...
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Here is another reply she sent this morning: I live in su...
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...
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histrionic carnelian address
  01/09/14
LOL. LOL. LOL.
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
Wow mang. Is this something you are considering?
concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  01/09/14
Lol no. Even I have limits
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy o...
concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  01/09/14
Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering t...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like ...
concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  01/09/14
Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me somethin...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.
Cowardly fragrant striped hyena
  01/09/14
Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Do you remember how you worded it at all?
Cowardly fragrant striped hyena
  01/09/14
That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the...
concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  01/09/14
Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems t...
charcoal overrated university faggot firefighter
  01/09/14
I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is ...
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having...
Electric anal spot
  11/15/14
That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it
insane fat ankles
  11/15/14
Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an...
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  01/10/14
...
stubborn beady-eyed kitchen
  11/15/14
...
Electric anal spot
  11/16/14
didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups
Topaz stirring digit ratio
  01/13/14
lol fuckin lol
Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed
  05/17/14
this is the best post this year
stubborn beady-eyed kitchen
  11/15/14
Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend
histrionic carnelian address
  01/09/14
...
Dashing keepsake machete institution
  01/09/14
180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.
Hyperactive mind-boggling senate
  01/09/14
Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my ...
Lake splenetic corner
  01/09/14
enjoy oral hpv
maroon ceo trump supporter
  01/09/14
HANDS FUCKING DOWN GOATUS POSTER. GODS WORK. 9598498599
lascivious fortuitous meteor
  01/09/14
enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype
unhinged nowag
  04/01/14
...
brilliant persian round eye
  01/09/14
Slow day. No new prospects yet
insane fat ankles
  01/09/14
While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster sh...
Multi-colored Crusty Trailer Park
  01/09/14
True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.
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  01/09/14
boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea...
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  01/09/14
...
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  01/09/14
this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for ...
erotic purple resort
  01/09/14
worst generation ever
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/09/14
This 26 year old mixed chick replied: http://imgur.com/nZ...
insane fat ankles
  01/10/14
I'd probably hit it.
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/10/14
I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my ...
insane fat ankles
  01/10/14
Fuck those big Latina titties
blue underhanded place of business background story
  01/10/14
Yikes!
Adventurous copper gaming laptop
  01/10/14
NSFW
Magical thriller public bath kitty
  01/10/14
4 lyfe u mean
heady soggy trust fund stain
  01/10/14
Ty
insane fat ankles
  01/10/14
oh god.
Cream skinny woman
  01/10/14
...
Exhilarant new version
  01/10/14
180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?
Exhilarant new version
  01/10/14
Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standa...
insane fat ankles
  01/10/14
What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just mo...
razzle sapphire cuckoldry
  01/10/14
I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes yo...
insane fat ankles
  01/10/14
Fuck you.
Adventurous copper gaming laptop
  01/10/14
i had the same questions...
Glittery self-centered point
  11/15/14
*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.
unhinged nowag
  04/01/14
...
insane fat ankles
  04/01/14
ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.
unhinged nowag
  04/01/14
he is very, very good
Self-absorbed principal's office
  08/05/14
The Classic enemad00d.
Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed
  05/17/14
...
Red death wish menage
  08/05/14
fucking amazing
Spectacular chad stag film
  11/15/14
180
Lavender cruise ship
  11/16/14
great thread
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  04/29/20
...
lfo
  07/29/26
Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?
bummer
  07/29/26


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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801818)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Adventurous copper gaming laptop

What was the reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801833)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:

http://imgur.com/bRSblIv

I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801836)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Adventurous copper gaming laptop

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801848)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Aromatic field giraffe

titcy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801856)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

?

Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801857)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Comical international law enforcement agency

I could see doing that for the edge factor.

but

damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801866)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

wildly ungroomed and hairy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801871)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*

THANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801973)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Haunting Territorial Rehab Windowlicker

Guess her gender, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801859)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Slap-happy headpube

Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801864)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

mmmm rotten corned beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801875)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: maroon ceo trump supporter

jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801904)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

feeling slightly nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801943)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

imagine eating clam chowder to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801949)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

or OUT of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801956)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

*literally dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801972)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801976)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801980)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

*finally throws up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802039)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread

chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801958)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Angry french coffee pot

I just turned gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804504)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578052)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Self-absorbed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064069)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: trip bistre dragon mediation

straightest comment in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726713)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Cream skinny woman

ewwwwwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805758)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: peach curious forum candlestick maker

that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306602)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306609)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: arousing milk

somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306822)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed principal's office

i think i'm starting to understand you better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064071)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Slippery locus

Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306855)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: vigorous navy base

EWWWWWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578033)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed

And you'll never forget it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578056)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Glittery self-centered point

30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726615)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready home

Whorie outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726730)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

DAMN YOU IMGUR

DAMN YOU TO HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Woman in OP has not replied back yet.

Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):

http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt

http://imgur.com/QheWczj

I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801906)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: vivacious primrose azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801915)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

lllolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801922)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801925)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801930)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801950)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: Amber federal whorehouse liquid oxygen

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802089)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306614)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801951)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

did she have a great time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801965)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801977)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801954)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801963)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: Racy area gunner

175 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802798)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Puce motley hell

easy solution: make her drive to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802053)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802059)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Puce motley hell

that one looks pretty harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802069)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete institution

famous last words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802160)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM
Author: Kink-friendly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802631)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: unhinged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306616)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Self-absorbed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064080)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: supple bossy boistinker shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: trip bistre dragon mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726722)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM
Author: Magical thriller public bath kitty

Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: erotic purple resort

It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801945)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801957)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801962)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

man i have no idea just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801999)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Translucent main people

how much money are we talkin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804495)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801959)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801966)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: erotic purple resort

did you post a pic w the ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802008)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802032)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: hot painfully honest parlor

You, sir, are an asset to the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802292)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Cream skinny woman

i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805784)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:

"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?

D"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801969)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

Are you such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801984)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:

"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..

I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.

Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.

Send me more... I beg of you nicely!

I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."

She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801992)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

Rock her world before she leaves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802002)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802015)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802020)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802024)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802030)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802052)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Adventurous copper gaming laptop

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804914)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cowardly fragrant striped hyena

You're my hero, just thought you should know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804929)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306622)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802007)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Ruby space mood

Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809023)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: unhinged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306624)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape

was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)

absolutely did not disappoint

jfc how do you have this much testosterone man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802010)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: seedy cracking blood rage

oh geez...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802014)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

OH GOD, OH--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802017)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: seedy cracking blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802046)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: aqua apoplectic personal credit line ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802073)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: wonderful cheese-eating library boltzmann

I fucking laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802090)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Amber federal whorehouse liquid oxygen

youre a legendary poaster never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802100)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802331)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: unhinged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306627)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: charismatic rambunctious alpha stage

Damn that looks exactly like my grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802801)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM
Author: Magical thriller public bath kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Obsidian old irish cottage

I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804887)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Here is another reply she sent this morning:

I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!

I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.

Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.

Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...

Are you the man up for the task

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: insane fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: histrionic carnelian address

98743788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805148)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

LOL. LOL. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805156)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan

Wow mang.

Is this something you are considering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805225)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Lol no. Even I have limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805245)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan

I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.

Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.

Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805476)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805497)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan

My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.

And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.

One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805647)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805692)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Cowardly fragrant striped hyena

Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805707)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805718)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Cowardly fragrant striped hyena

Do you remember how you worded it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805728)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring coldplay fan

That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.

I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805813)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: charcoal overrated university faggot firefighter

Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805890)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805918)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Electric anal spot

Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726743)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726778)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM
Author: boyish theatre

Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:

"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808484)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726644)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Electric anal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26727006)



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Date: January 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: Topaz stirring digit ratio

didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24826064)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed

lol fuckin lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed kitchen

this is the best post this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726635)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: histrionic carnelian address

Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802034)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802167)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Hyperactive mind-boggling senate

180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802070)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Lake splenetic corner

Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802107)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: maroon ceo trump supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802104)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:29 AM
Author: lascivious fortuitous meteor

HANDS FUCKING DOWN GOATUS POSTER. GODS WORK. 9598498599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802641)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306629)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: brilliant persian round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804389)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Slow day. No new prospects yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805465)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crusty Trailer Park

While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster should be canonized, it also makes me quite sad for some reason. I just thought 70 yo BBWs should be sitting on the porch, telling stories from the old days, and cooking hamburger helper. Yeah it should be uplifting that they still wanna fuck, but it isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805598)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: cyan judgmental locale cuckold

True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805678)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cream skinny woman

boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea of the seasons of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805795)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Maize lettuce toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806479)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: erotic purple resort

this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for sex in the first place

and that they use phrases like 'rock hard cock'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806499)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

worst generation ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806512)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

This 26 year old mixed chick replied:

http://imgur.com/nZLgWJ0

http://imgur.com/na0Z2jC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808440)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

I'd probably hit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808442)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: insane fat ankles

I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my daughter just woke up, I need to get her back to sleep Hun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808449)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: blue underhanded place of business background story

Fuck those big Latina titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808453)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Adventurous copper gaming laptop

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808489)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Magical thriller public bath kitty

NSFW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809030)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: heady soggy trust fund stain

4 lyfe u mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809045)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24811417)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Cream skinny woman

oh god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812324)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812314)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant new version

180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812321)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standards

1. Guy who loves eating pussy and Is really great at it

2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her

3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife

4. Young stud for single older woman

5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW

Start with 2-3 of these and you'll get different responses from different women . Don't expect more than 1-2 replies per ad posted. Sometime you'll get nothing. It takes patience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812350)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: razzle sapphire cuckoldry

What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just move to Bangkok or something. Is it the thrill of the chase? How do you even stay hard to fuck all those uggos and bbw's? Viagra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812359)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: insane fat ankles

I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes you find decent pussy on cl. And yes, the thrill of the chase is 180. Fucking hookers is not satisfying to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812391)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Adventurous copper gaming laptop

Fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812395)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Glittery self-centered point

i had the same questions...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726686)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306579)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: insane fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306610)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: unhinged nowag

ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306632)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed principal's office

he is very, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064074)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Temple Half-breed

The Classic enemad00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578029)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Red death wish menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064058)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Spectacular chad stag film

fucking amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726717)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Lavender cruise ship

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726996)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Smoky church building

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#40118385)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032835)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bummer

Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032897)