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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126505) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Laughsome preventive strike I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126519) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: 180 main people address Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126533) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault [Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126585) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM Author: 180 main people address Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126598) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Laughsome preventive strike I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126609) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: 180 main people address I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?
Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126644) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM Author: 180 main people address Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126657) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126865) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126663) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM Author: 180 main people address I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126684) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126698) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: 180 main people address It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126719) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126803) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: 180 main people address Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126879) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault [Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126910) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: 180 main people address Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault *Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*
*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127068) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127156) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: coiffed bistre forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368122) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Medicated ocher faggotry *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126985) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault *After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks, [Miserable Associate] |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: zippy cowardly stain Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: 180 main people address -There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault *swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: zippy cowardly stain I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127225) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:07 PM Author: cerise church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28133033) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: cerise church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28133020) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126695) |
Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Exhilarant Unholy Faggot Firefighter Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126532) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Medicated ocher faggotry *jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*
"Oh god, oh-" |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126628) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM Author: Galvanic Home Dragon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126630) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM Author: Snowy antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126635) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM Author: Rose effete business firm internal respiration ugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126638) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: rusted greedy garrison filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126642) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: 180 main people address Or on a date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126643) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Galvanic Home Dragon lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126670) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault dates = escort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126681) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Mind-boggling bright brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25153447) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126700) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault I'm getting horrible flashbacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126680) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:13 PM Author: Sick white sex offender Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132027) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: self-centered bawdyhouse national security agency i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up next day to e-mails asking me to get out of it. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127104) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: Charcoal Outnumbered Really Tough Guy I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126678) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch oh god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126708) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: Galvanic Home Dragon whoa, lil too close to home with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126717) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126872) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Medicated ocher faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126929) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: self-centered bawdyhouse national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127113) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM Author: Aromatic Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127274) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: ebony crotch azn rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Red Masturbator Idiot FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127578) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Glittery orchid boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128828) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: know-it-all immigrant whorehouse Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128831) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM Author: Sick white sex offender It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132069) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bonkers Son Of Senegal never heard of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132084) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132574) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Charcoal Outnumbered Really Tough Guy TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25266870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: wild office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128855) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Charcoal Outnumbered Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128973) |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Aromatic Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25144248) |
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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Razzle Roast Beef Hospital Fuck, this hit home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25227898) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM Author: Aromatic Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404866) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Nighttime laser beams school *Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368106) |
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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44339790) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: 180 main people address Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126707) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126850) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Medicated ocher faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368293) |
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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#46656788) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: cerise church building Some 180 shit in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126890) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: trip regret stage this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126977) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault *Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*
*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bonkers Son Of Senegal lol fuck stop stop stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127330) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: 180 main people address six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127352) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault If one eats shit consistently and is lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127518) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: lemon locus 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127033) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: primrose den international law enforcement agency *blows brains out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127097) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Aromatic Community Account jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: 180 main people address Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127147) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM Author: Splenetic cuck It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127245) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM Author: flushed comical private investor hairy legs you don't have document management in shitlaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127291) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: 180 main people address Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127306) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Splenetic cuck I don't even know what "document management" means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127315) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM Author: flushed comical private investor hairy legs so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127335) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: 180 main people address It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.
"Version up" please. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: flushed comical private investor hairy legs will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Splenetic cuck I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127404) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: flushed comical private investor hairy legs weird. that is a terrible way to organize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127468) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bonkers Son Of Senegal lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that
dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: primrose den international law enforcement agency lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131391) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: exciting spot Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131428) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM Author: deranged abode Aaaa00000. Marys files (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404857) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: bateful alcoholic public bath foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127344) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Sick white sex offender Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: self-centered bawdyhouse national security agency did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: 180 main people address I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127136) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: self-centered bawdyhouse national security agency a 180 response to a 120.. moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127150) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Aromatic Community Account lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127154) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM Author: flushed comical private investor hairy legs I did this once. Almost started crying.
Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25130260) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM Author: Sick white sex offender It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132042) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault But that's exactly what you're doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132587) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26748579) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404437) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Nighttime laser beams school Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368127) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127217) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM Author: provocative lilac church wagecucks jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127234) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127304) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: provocative lilac church wagecucks I would cry. I would need to cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bonkers Son Of Senegal hauntingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127594) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128866) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: self-centered bawdyhouse national security agency cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128864) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26748586) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33450394) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Duck-like property I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28133028) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM Author: provocative lilac church wagecucks This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127236) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Green Background Story this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127285) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Aromatic Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127367) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: insecure senate sound barrier 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127342) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: 180 main people address Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127397) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault I'm long in-house and this brings it all back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127493) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Big carmine house ceo literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bonkers Son Of Senegal "I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon* *changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents* *was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final* *dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456 |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: brindle stirring legend space Will revert and circulate. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127606) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128806) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: Sickened blue point 180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: plum famous landscape painting weed whacker Second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128817) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: 180 main people address 2 for 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128857) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128867) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: umber rigpig kitchen itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128820) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (senior associate or junior partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128837) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: 180 main people address *De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this* |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: exciting spot "*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM Author: 180 main people address [Junior partner] said to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131725) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: Sick white sex offender I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132057) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25676212) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Sick white sex offender (1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132086) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368129) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: wild office This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: bat shit crazy black brunch maybe he just wanted company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128869) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128875) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: wild office It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128883) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128895) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: fiercely-loyal kitty cat "Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok."
I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Sick white sex offender Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest suggestion-->deranged driven partner acting like only a stupid asshole would suggest such a thing---->Associate meekly agreeing and feeling bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132426) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:43 AM Author: Mind-boggling bright brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25153463) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM Author: Shaky stag film This is some true top notch thanks-threading here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25130052) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25130459) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:22 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131691) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: canary very tactful round eye psychic "next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"
DAT OPTICS |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25144067) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: orange vigorous old irish cottage windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25153441) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:24 PM Author: 180 main people address I don't want to blank bump spritezeros final post and ruin the plot, but the episode cliffhanger still kills me. Literally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25183946) |
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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:40 AM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25205116) |
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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:42 AM Author: diverse site 180 biglaw larping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25205117) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: deranged abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30415148) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25312025) |
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Date: June 25th, 2014 11:32 PM Author: deranged abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25819918) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:00 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26364867) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: drab tanning salon "Actually, I just got to the park with my son, and I'm a 20 minute walk from my house... and I will head back right now to log in remotely so I can check it in." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26364899) |
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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Big carmine house ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26562477) |
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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:54 PM Author: Tripping Floppy Base Double Fault Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26562507) |
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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:01 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26711690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Puce Clown Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26748709) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:32 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27379540) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:38 AM Author: deranged abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404865) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28132972) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2016 3:52 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31978207) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:00 PM Author: 180 main people address this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33450414) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:10 PM Author: Galvanic Home Dragon Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so good, baby. I love being inside of it. *cums* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28133056) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:46 PM Author: deranged abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33450851) |
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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:13 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29246221) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: 180 main people address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30415146) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2017 9:59 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32740293) |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Salmon excitant location mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34980644) |
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