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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126505) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: black exhilarant police squad I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126519) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126533) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease [Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126585) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126598) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM Author: black exhilarant police squad I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126609) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?
Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Galvanic shimmering menage coffee pot Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126644) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126657) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126865) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126663) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126684) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126698) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126719) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126803) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126879) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease [Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126910) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease *Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*
*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127068) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127156) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: ruddy frozen tanning salon *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126985) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease *After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks, [Miserable Associate] |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Crawly bull headed heaven Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles -There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease *swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Crawly bull headed heaven I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127225) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease (after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM Author: ruddy frozen tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126929) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: odious navy scourge upon the earth gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127113) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127274) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: naked den rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Pale Magical Business Firm International Law Enforcement Agency FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127578) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Blue Cerebral Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128828) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: talented orchid principal's office useless brakes Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128831) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM Author: 180 jet crackhouse It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132069) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Snowy Idiot never heard of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132084) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132574) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Onyx milk TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25266870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: Maize trip knife office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128855) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Onyx milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128973) |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25144248) |
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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: charismatic cordovan travel guidebook Fuck, this hit home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25227898) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404866) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: arousing dopamine institution *Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368106) |
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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44339790) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126707) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126850) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM Author: ruddy frozen tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: Offensive curious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368293) |
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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#46656788) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: Glittery kitchen Some 180 shit in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126890) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: charcoal locale this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25126977) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease *Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*
*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Snowy Idiot lol fuck stop stop stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127330) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127352) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease If one eats shit consistently and is lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127518) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: lime hairraiser mother alpha 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127033) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Flirting blathering bawdyhouse *blows brains out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127097) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127147) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM Author: racy community account It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127245) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Passionate out-of-control national you don't have document management in shitlaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127291) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127306) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM Author: racy community account I don't even know what "document management" means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127315) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Passionate out-of-control national so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127335) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.
"Version up" please. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Passionate out-of-control national will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: racy community account I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127404) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Passionate out-of-control national weird. that is a terrible way to organize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127468) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Snowy Idiot lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that
dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: Flirting blathering bawdyhouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131391) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: Bright house Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131428) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM Author: Honey-headed Wrinkle Aaaa00000. Marys files (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404857) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: yapping theater pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127344) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: 180 jet crackhouse Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: odious navy scourge upon the earth gas station did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127136) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: odious navy scourge upon the earth gas station a 180 response to a 120.. moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127150) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127154) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Passionate out-of-control national I did this once. Almost started crying.
Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25130260) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM Author: 180 jet crackhouse It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132042) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease But that's exactly what you're doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132587) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26748579) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27404437) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: arousing dopamine institution Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368127) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127217) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM Author: exciting range nowag jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127234) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127304) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: exciting range nowag I would cry. I would need to cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Snowy Idiot hauntingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127594) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Galvanic shimmering menage coffee pot I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Galvanic shimmering menage coffee pot Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128866) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: odious navy scourge upon the earth gas station cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128864) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26748586) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33450394) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: indigo rigor church building I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28133028) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM Author: exciting range nowag This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127236) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Irradiated hospital this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127285) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM Author: sick frum voyeur candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127367) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: lemon keepsake machete corner 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127342) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127397) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease I'm long in-house and this brings it all back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127493) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: sable supple antidepressant drug cruise ship literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Snowy Idiot "I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon* *changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents* *was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final* *dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456 |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Deranged meetinghouse brethren Will revert and circulate. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25127606) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128806) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: Adulterous Shrine Corn Cake 180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: slate bateful center Second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128817) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles 2 for 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128857) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128867) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: sooty school itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128820) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease (senior associate or junior partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128837) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: coral effete university fat ankles *De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this* |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Bright house "*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles [Junior partner] said to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25131725) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: 180 jet crackhouse I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132057) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25676212) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: 180 jet crackhouse (1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25132086) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: coral effete university fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34368129) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Maize trip knife office This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Galvanic shimmering menage coffee pot maybe he just wanted company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128869) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128875) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Maize trip knife office It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128883) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM Author: Submissive Mad Cow Disease That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25128895) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: territorial cocky whorehouse mental disorder "Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok."
I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part |
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