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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer...
magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp
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while eating wings that you ordered
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Obviously after the first text you should have showed up wit...
Heady pozpig new version
  08/29/26
Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some w...
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plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it
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I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex wa...
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Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff schol...
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*hair fully blown back* I wonder how this compares to oth...
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  08/29/26
nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a...
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Send me More! That looks amazing
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haver of *multiple* friend groups tp
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dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with th...
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Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't b...
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just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save...
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  08/28/26
Ok this one jumped the shark 180 thread though
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its 100% legit man not flame
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laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me win...
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maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice ...
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that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote
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BMI of this beast?
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honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that tak...
magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part
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Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Hol...
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see below she wasn't really fat
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Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to ...
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good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the re...
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tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champa...
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You should have mentally written her off but played along an...
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my buddy said the same thing lol
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legit cr
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(dummy mission master man)
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damn, you beat me to it
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She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to ...
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keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the...
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Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be ...
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op should keep this in mind imo
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what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obvi...
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You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with...
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op should keep this in mind imo
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Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more...
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Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would...
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Fair The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she n...
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That's important context. If that immediately followed an as...
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Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. P...
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No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out
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she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and ...
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Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like t...
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I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.
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"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."
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Si Mami
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Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressiv...
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How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alo...
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Get into video games or something Why waste ur life like...
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I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I w...
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I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of ment...
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"I definitely don't want to run into you here." ...
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I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck ...
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She seems fun crazy
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That will be a rape accusation
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for those wondering, here is a pic: https://ibb.co/gbRzV4L...
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stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend
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Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ...
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Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well
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Yummy
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booba
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you don’t still unload?
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(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)
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this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit dow...
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It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/sw...
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She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms
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Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite rat...
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damn app dating is bleak these days
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The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.
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"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha" This...
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she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are h...
magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part
  08/28/26
I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and th...
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Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all age...
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  08/29/26
Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne
ruby turdskin giraffe
  08/28/26
naw dont know anything about him
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  08/28/26
Lol it was dirte https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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what would corey wayne do here
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"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on...
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thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (f...
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>less retriever (for this limited purpose) Okay, I lol...
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COACH Corey Wayne
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op should keep this in mind imo
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lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and t...
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Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play ...
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Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.
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This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your d...
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Not really.
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if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.
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It's not about the money
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer, and this chick I was set up for a date with tonight texted me this text, asking for me to order her delivery wings (I had never met her) – I ignored it

https://ibb.co/KjdpZTG3

We set up the date two days ago and had discussed where we were going. She originally wanted to go to a much more expensive place “Catalina” that I decided against. Again, she had seemed fine with it when I made this decision. No really demanding, although I caught a whiff of her by suggesting that restaurant. See progression of where she went – this was at like 11pm last night by the way

https://ibb.co/jCJBbCG

https://ibb.co/S7HxmdHM

These really pissed me off.

This morning I woke up and decided to cancel – see her response:

https://ibb.co/C5zCws9T

Mind you, on her first message to me on the dating app she sent me her phone number.

Bash me all you want for being “beta” or whatever (I know, never do dinner, etc etc), but I don’t blast people on these apps when they act up like this. But this might be the most incredibly entitled chick I have ever encountered prior to even meeting.

Please analyze this woman and give me abuse. I will add that she is 4’11” with DDs that basically take up her entire torso so I was very intrigued in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100274)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100410)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

while eating wings that you ordered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: cerebral becky crotch



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Heady pozpig new version

Obviously after the first text you should have showed up with wings yourself and fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101553)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some wings and head over. Address?" Treat a ho like a ho.

What's she gonna say? "I want you to send me the wings, I don't want you coming here!"

Response: "lol"

Then just ignore if she does that. But she won't she will drop the address ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101644)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Heady pozpig new version

plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101646)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex was on the table from the get go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101651)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit

Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff scholarly collective over the last decade or however long it’s been: chicks in Atlanta that are too hot for beta dork providers but not hot enough to lock down proper Chads have a clear set of alpha-gauging traps and shit tests and our boy Mikey was basically built in a lab to expose and quality test them all for their basic failure modes. There’s this subtext of ran through cynicism in the attitudes, communication styles and behaviors of all of these pathetic skanks that’s so weirdly uniform and repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105723)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

*hair fully blown back*

I wonder how this compares to other cities. There's a lot of hot + broken chicks in every major metro imo. I think what makes dood's even wonkier is that they're over 40 and the game has really played out. Late stage app slut tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105737)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50132114)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

Close but you’re both wrong

You show up without the wings and the thing that you want fuck her see what she had in fridge take it and leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102891)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Heady pozpig new version

nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch that doodikoff undoubtably has in his fridge and tell her that is the superior ranch dressing vs. the slop the wing place gives out. she'd be wet within minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108470)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:18 AM
Author: Peristalsis

Send me More! That looks amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50131333)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50132116)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: charcoal anal market police squad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100283)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over this one today. Thought I would share with my xo friends and also take abuse and thoughtful analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100287)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Cyan Bipolar Weed Whacker

haver of *multiple* friend groups tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100449)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100761)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100784)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102919)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50132117)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Deranged Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100375)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Why are you constantly dealing w proles

This type of shit only happens with the absolute prolest of proles too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100285)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with the dregs of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100294)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't buy her or her family property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100302)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: cerebral becky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101497)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Milky vibrant potus

just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save humanity lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100286)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line

Ok this one jumped the shark

180 thread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100293)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

its 100% legit man not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100297)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102337)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102336)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me wings."

is this a female blackmin by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100300)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice area so i dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100306)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100331)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100309)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration

BMI of this beast?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100304)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that take up her entire torso, but she's not really fat.

Yesterday afternoon (despite seeing my app pics) she asked for a pic of me, I sent her one from like last month. I asked her for one and she sent me a pic of her ass in a bikini no face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100314)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Holy shit man just to up to a girl in the grocery store

Will take like 100 approaches and ONE will say yes eventually

Obviously not all in the same store and time and shit so you don't get put on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100343)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

see below she wasn't really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100374)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Contagious Digit Ratio Knife

Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to let her show up, then when she texts axing where u are, you tell her you decided not to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100311)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the reservation to "Catalina" and then not show up - Im not that cold though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100320)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champagne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100703)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Purple Exhilarant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101734)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: chest-beating peach bawdyhouse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108137)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired mental disorder

You should have mentally written her off but played along and been like of course babe, anywhere you want. Made a rez at Catalina, noshowed the date and at 8 been like hey babe sorry i’m running late, please order a bottle of <insert expensive wine>, tough day! I’ll need it! Then when she freaks out and realized you’re not coming and she’s stuck paying, lol and block. Trash like that deserve to be treated like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100315)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

my buddy said the same thing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100326)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: disrespectful shrine mediation

legit cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100359)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100395)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

(dummy mission master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100406)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Federal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100577)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

damn, you beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100704)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: Floppy Spot Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101171)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: Jet-lagged jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101186)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: cerebral becky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101498)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Purple Exhilarant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101736)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to cancel the date. But you are very beta for continuing to engage her despite multiple red flags she's an entitled bitch. Her beta radar went off and she was seeing how much you'd take. Fortunately for you she took it too far, but you should learn to cut bait with people like this sooner despite their DDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100316)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the same time around 11pm. I didn't respond to the wings delivery demand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100323)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be running a schtick now. If this is real, and you are sincerely defending your betaness, you need serious remedial action.

The double ? is great. If this is schtick, great job subtly hammering home the beta desperation. If real, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100341)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100352)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obviously I was trying to make sure what I was reading was exactly what I thought it was, even I, experienced in the ways of the most awful of women, was shocked by her demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100358)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with a potential romantic partner and ended it very quickly after realizing she sucks. No idea why anyone is calling you beta. Gunneratttt spends 14 hours per day baiting random strangers into arguing about case law like he'd be doing anything better with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100396)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100409)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102945)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: chest-beating peach bawdyhouse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108139)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more pics after a one-word "Tahiti" response, and she just ignored that and made an absurd ask. Her tone in all the texts is disinterested and you responded with eagerness. There's nothing more beta, and likely to give women the ick, than a man responding cheerfully and eagerly to her being a straight up cunt.

You should have enough self-respect to cut bait at the first sign of her being cunty. If you just wanted to fuck her you should have just been an aloof asshole. That's probably what she's after anyway: being bratty so she gets dicked down by Chad on a ONS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100442)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100457)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102948)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

Fair

The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she never provided another and instead requested wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100470)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

That's important context. If that immediately followed an ass pic the "Tahiti" is less dismissive and your eagerness is justified.

But sending an ass pic -> asking for wings = she's blatantly signaling she's more or less a whore. Your follow ups after that are less beta and more naive then. Like if a streetwalker asked "Wanna date baby?" and you responded with reservations to Catalina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100524)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: cracking orchid whorehouse affirmative action

Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. Please deliver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101407)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired mental disorder

Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polynesia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100475)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102936)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and one said something like "see if he's a real man and get him to order you delivery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101566)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line

Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like this you get you should just tell her you're going to rape her (consensually, after the date) and then post her reactions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100329)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse philosopher-king house

I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100335)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100340)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100397)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke

Si Mami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100553)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Milky vibrant potus

Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressively ignore to make her go away:

https://ibb.co/rGMSPGQJ

https://ibb.co/Wps4T0qY

https://ibb.co/C5ntBq3f

https://ibb.co/d4hTC1D4

https://ibb.co/5gwNrCTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100347)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alone lmfaooooo

Buy a tenga flip and a vr headset at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100356)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102943)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Get into video games or something

Why waste ur life like this

Model trains, weight lifting, a fucking substack

Anything is better than this. Take up black tar heroin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100369)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Milky vibrant potus

I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I went to see a friend's show at some dive bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of mentally ill chicks in CT and MA area for some reason

It’s like a certain type of victim mindset mental illness they have that’s unrelenting stream of low-consciousness, like your iMessage chat with them is the equivalent of some homeless schizo woman outside of a McDonalds ranting about who wronged her in 3rd person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102954)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

"I definitely don't want to run into you here."

OYT: "Should I swing by?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100426)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Milky vibrant potus

I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck me off to completion. that was pretty 180 ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100507)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

She seems fun crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100519)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

That will be a rape accusation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100559)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

for those wondering, here is a pic:

https://ibb.co/gbRzV4LD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100348)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: disrespectful shrine mediation

stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100357)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ruin lives and move one rinse and repeat forever. They never get damaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100376)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

Yummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100431)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan Bipolar Weed Whacker

booba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100461)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: frozen violent theater cuckold

Las puta chichotas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100545)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: very tactful field immigrant

lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send wings poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100603)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Khaki degenerate point

I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100668)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100673)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100754)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100782)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100785)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100852)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Grizzly razzle-dazzle forum

you don’t still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101045)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: Bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101335)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: chest-beating peach bawdyhouse organic girlfriend

(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108140)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration

this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit down meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101489)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit

It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/swiped right she overvalued his height and had an image in her head of his cock being 10” x 7”, so she was hoping her first text went unanswered until he replied with a “you up?” at 1:30 am. But with each reply she deducted an inch of length and half inch of girth until she got down to Doodikoff’s IRL 5” X 4.5” bone pressed fully erect size, and in the process she switched over from imagining short term sexual and mate selection value gratification with a Chad to hustling a short term resource extraction out of an annoying beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102965)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit

Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite ratio of tit volume to clavicle protrusion from lower neck/upper chest to shoulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105742)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Weathered old beaner hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50131227)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke

She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100372)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100399)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: disrespectful shrine mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100400)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100405)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100411)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100444)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: very tactful field immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100605)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100610)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Floppy Spot Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101174)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Amethyst motley french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101677)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102924)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: brass gay wizard parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103519)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Thirsty tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103529)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: charcoal anal market police squad

damn app dating is bleak these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100391)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz cocky pit depressive

The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100408)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100424)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Electric Trailer Park Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101361)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105743)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha"

This is legbeard femcel behavior. Equivalent to a guy texting please respond. You're ebegging a recent Tinder match for food. Loser alert flying off the hinges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100418)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are honest or take her seriously. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100423)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and then just slowly revealed she was completely insane. Eventually got fired. She could just barely hide the crazy. It became apparent she was nuts in every aspect of her life. Some people be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all ages btw

Even decent chicks I was with that I send back into the streets and see them again after a few yrs they get legit cooked by just a few toxic interactions with loser guys

* turns on bill hicks voice *It’s RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL fucking bad out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102974)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100422)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

naw

dont know anything about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100425)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

Lol it was dirte

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3874671&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100434)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Green sandwich stage

what would corey wayne do here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100459)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on the wrong foot here. Let's circle back to square one. You asked me for wings, I thought that was a little inappropriate. You wanted to go to Catalina, I should have been more sensitive. Potatoh, potahto, it all cancels out. You look gorgeous and I'd love to meet. Let me book a table for us at Catalina and we can reset the clock here. My treat. Sound good?"

Just be charming and aloof and demand she come home with you and at least let you fuck her tits once. Then block her number. Ezpk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100487)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Green sandwich stage

thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (for this limited purpose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101549)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond

>less retriever (for this limited purpose)

Okay, I lol’d 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101762)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Green sandwich stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102129)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

COACH Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100489)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100551)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Electric Trailer Park Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101363)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: saffron adulterous meetinghouse

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100427)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100463)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: very tactful field immigrant

lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and then be like now you owe me a wing night in. Maybe $100 all in.

But wtf do I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play in your favor as long as they're reciprocating. Chick in the OP seems legitimately nuts tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100597)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke

“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some breasts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100604)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100609)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: very tactful field immigrant

“Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100612)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100613)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100615)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100616)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: charcoal anal market police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100621)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: disrespectful shrine mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100645)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Floppy Spot Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101175)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: indigo fighting queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101590)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Purple Exhilarant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101747)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: chest-beating peach bawdyhouse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108135)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: multi-colored cruise ship death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101416)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102930)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth yarmulke

You should have texted her a pic of your first date new balances with “anyways, gotta run”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100640)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100672)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: geriatric crusty theater stage cumskin

thread really...delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100843)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond

I really like it here FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100854)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100862)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: vivacious plaza

“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good fucking that night bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101030)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line

they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because he can materialize a 100+ poast autoadmit thread out of thin air on a whim, and because he never spends less than $100 on a woman on a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101032)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: rose kink-friendly hospital lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101516)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102979)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: aromatic really tough guy

hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101041)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: magenta vigorous dopamine party of the first part

Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any date

https://reel-seafood.com/menu

And the decor is chick flick enough to be completely fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101153)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order whatever she wants. If you're under 30 this is acceptable but not for white collarmos. Honestly, and I say this as a Wendy's employee, I could afford to eat here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101157)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Floppy Spot Travel Guidebook

Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101178)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your date is 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101179)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: Floppy Spot Travel Guidebook

Not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101184)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: aromatic really tough guy

if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101417)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Comical Dun Jew Set

yeah in 2004 lmao

look at this simp fag everybody ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101480)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt

I’m not even in the same reality I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: mentally impaired mental disorder

Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’t agree to drinks don’t bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101405)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Obsidian Contagious Digit Ratio Knife

Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realistically. That can be 50 bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101501)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired mental disorder

But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she doesn’t suck it’s probably going to escalate and end in sex. Dinner sets you up to waste hours, be nice and probably not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102096)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked in to a whole meal. It's just a more comfortable atmosphere to meet someone for the first time. People acting like it's the $ are missing the point completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102110)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people based on how they hold a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101613)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men itt taking women they’ve never met irl and on a FUCKAPP out on dinner dates

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102917)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

It's not about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101607)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Thirsty tank

Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101317)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: galvanic casino haunted graveyard

where in the FUCK is the autism alert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Bearded brunch

What’s the goal here Doodikoff?

Yes she seems like a cunty 90iq nut job and you saved your dignity, but was that the goal? I’d think the goal was to maximize chances of busting all over those DDs. If that was the goal then maybe shifting to Catalina and seeing where it went was the better play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101372)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: buck-toothed hairless box office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101471)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101505)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Provocative sticky alpha

The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’t have given it up anyway. The only play was to save some face and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell

He should get back in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101719)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Exciting coldplay fan

it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her demand, she saw him as a simp who's of no value. She was never going to go to that other restaurant and was never going to put out even if he did take her to Catalina, but at least she would've gotten the chance to improve her social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101740)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit

She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could never, but plenty of guys who make decent money and are dating down in IQ and SES because they are fiends for big titted bimbos can easily manage to flip this around in 30 minutes on a date. All the simplest and most basic negging 101 moves like signaling that you go on a lot of dates and you may have another one you have to leave to get to if this one doesn’t pick up, talking about expensive vacations and overselling your success and your network, a girl like this is a 50/50 bet to blow you before you even get to the restaurant if you arrange to pick her up and you roll up in a rented Ferrari. The amazing thing about Doodikoff is that his height gets him all these at bats to improve his approaches and he can’t ever seem to do it because of his autism and cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105756)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: multi-colored cruise ship death wish

Sounds like marriage material, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101412)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102332)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Snowy Useless Brakes Gunner

Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit before his wife casually bats away sex in favor of eating fried shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102361)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Opaque aphrodisiac step-uncle's house quadroon

These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fatty apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101413)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: cracking orchid whorehouse affirmative action

Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101415)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: ruby turdskin giraffe

This thread really belongs in a hall of fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101430)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: buck-toothed hairless box office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101472)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling sable internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101473)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101787)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102127)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entirety of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102907)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Overrated dilemma hissy fit

It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the NFC as he calmly wins another Super Bowl. Doodikoff a no doubt first ballot XO Content Creation hall of famer and pretty securely on the XO Content Creation Mt. Rushmore as far as I’m concerned. But his all time funniest schtick was still claiming to be both an UGA and Bama fan during the Kirby v Saban peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105757)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Thirsty tank

also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all around spectacular poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50106398)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Big Flushed National Security Agency Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50106402)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Autistic slippery school

ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101470)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101639)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Vermilion diverse school cafeteria double fault

she sounds like an ESL Mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101586)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing Coral Corn Cake Goal In Life

Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably the third best thing that you could have done. Second best would have been to set up the prank trip to Catalina and ghost her with a $500 bottle of champagne on the table. Best would have been to turn the request for wings into an impromptu trip to her place/fuck session.

When I was single and on the apps, it blew my mind how many of these hoes were willing to come right over to my place to fuck, before ever meeting in person. I learned how to treat women like the hoes that they are and love to be, and then picked the least bad one to marry and have kids with. Before I learned all that, I was much like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102128)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: cerise fragrant azn nowag

You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25

It’s just leftover crabs in a nightmare barrel competing for literally nothing

The thought of being so supplicative to an aged hole you haven’t even met and then offering to pay for them to eat on your dime is so ghastly to my spirit bro I’m just revolted and 2nd hand embarrassed for every aspect of these interactions - part of me still thinks this has to be flame on some level



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102902)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: blathering stage generalized bond

"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50102939)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: appetizing fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103532)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: brass gay wizard parlor

why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you guys both seem stupid, whiny, and annoying. no one deserves that, but somehow you also deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103517)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: slimy electric furnace hall

mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to poast the same thing and was surprised nobody mentioned this until 200 poasts in and 2 days later.

why is op whiny and asking her if she's ok with it? why is he repeatedly seeking her approval? what kind of lawyer or even MAN talks like that. all he has to say is something like: "real fish at 8pm, see you there" and ignore the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103543)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Green sandwich stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103685)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Thirsty tank

He's only 55 and new to dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103689)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: slimy electric furnace hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Irradiated coiffed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105709)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50107565)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: chest-beating peach bawdyhouse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50108138)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse kitty

I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103599)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: topaz mildly autistic goyim

dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50103624)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50131213)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Arrogant amber idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50105827)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50131229)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50131237)