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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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low-t pervert milk
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker
  05/20/25
Never played it
low-t pervert milk
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
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  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
low-t pervert milk
  05/20/25
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  10/24/25
wario land
Insecure Ruby Station
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
low-t pervert milk
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Multi-colored coiffed voyeur
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
low-t pervert milk
  05/20/25
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  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
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  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
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  10/23/25
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180 son of senegal market
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Drab autistic field
  10/23/25
Jesus
razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker
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Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
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Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
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  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
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Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
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Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Supple maniacal public bath deer antler

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Insecure Ruby Station

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored coiffed voyeur

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed corner genital piercing

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal market



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Drab autistic field

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: godawful titillating personal credit line doctorate

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: godawful titillating personal credit line doctorate

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle metal business firm boistinker

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: godawful titillating personal credit line doctorate

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: godawful titillating personal credit line doctorate

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: low-t pervert milk



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Mustard Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50094784)