Date: August 25th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: cowgod
High Loser: Makes video games. Entire FPS in three nights. Nobody plays it. Immediately starts sequel.
Low Loser: Starts blogs, Substacks, lore wikis, 14,000-word posts explaining subjects nobody asked about.
Nerd: Engineers things. Writes code, automates workflows, builds databases, makes some deranged home server perform a task that previously took nine seconds.
Prep: Destroys jobs. “AI transformation initiative.” Makes a deck showing $4.7 million of theoretical savings, eliminates twelve positions, gets promoted before anyone determines whether the new process works.
Woman: Recipes. Meal plans. “I have chicken, spinach and half a lemon.” AI has finally achieved its highest practical purpose. Also, Therapy.
Jock: Asks it one extremely specific question, gets the answer, closes it.
Scumbag: Uses it to compose text messages to people he owes money to.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896966&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50091354)