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My stonks are worthless

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Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
I'm up over 1% today.
animeboi
  07/28/26
Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and nev...
animeboi
  07/28/26
What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? ...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also i...
animeboi
  07/28/26
the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then th...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you lo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/28/26
he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip st...
4.5 inches is sufficient
  07/28/26
In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviou...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $13...
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
What did you buy
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
he's putting it all into FBTC
4.5 inches is sufficient
  07/28/26
nothing yet
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big con...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
"Damn son" https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNk...
4.5 inches is sufficient
  07/28/26
Confirmed fake but still 180
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated ...
message board of ill repute
  07/28/26
"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
esl?
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds wer...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analys...
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
Well then don't say "in cash" faggot. Plenty of...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is. ...
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like y...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
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Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me i...
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky ...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not ...
frank rizzo
  07/28/26
all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own ...
Cletus Van Damme
  07/28/26
(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)
neuroprancer
  07/28/26
(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)
Cletus Van Damme
  07/28/26
xrp actually
neuroprancer
  07/28/26
brutal
animeboi
  07/28/26
wow
Butt Penis
  07/28/26
This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And ...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying o...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinct...
gunnerretttired
  07/28/26
I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months
Just your average poaster
  07/28/26
Same lol
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
Feels like I'm down 50%
Just your average poaster
  07/28/26
Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before ano...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
SCHD always wins
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  07/28/26
Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is st...
cowgod
  07/28/26
SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going t...
animeboi
  07/28/26
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gaetan dugas
  07/28/26
Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a...
Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved
  07/28/26
i can't, my stonks
UhOh
  07/28/26


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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029368)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I'm up over 1% today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029370)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029376)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and never looked back.

edit: there's a x2 GLW ETF now, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029387)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? So your stocks just don't go up when everything goes up and they don't go down when everything goes down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029425)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also individual stocks like RTX, VZ, O, BTI, HESM, etc. It will underperform 'the market' during boom years but 'the market' is kind of bs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029503)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then they went on a massive bull run for 3 months. And then hedge funds and institutions rug pulled everyone. "Lock in those 100% gains!" They locked in and now trillions in equity have been temporarily destroyed. Just so some asshole can tell investors that they did good on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029525)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you losing $



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029392)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: 4.5 inches is sufficient ((zurich is stained))

he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip stocks. just keep holding them. this shit is volatile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029408)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviously holding. It can't go to zero!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029423)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: frank rizzo

Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $130K that I had been thumbing my ass on for 15+ years. It's been sitting in cash bc I haven't gotten around to figuring out what to buy. I feel like a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029464)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

What did you buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029468)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: 4.5 inches is sufficient ((zurich is stained))

he's putting it all into FBTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029505)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: frank rizzo

nothing yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029821)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big concern for you you're probably secure enough that missing out on 15 years of appreciation is nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029629)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: 4.5 inches is sufficient ((zurich is stained))

"Damn son"

https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNkjM?si=EUWiTK-Zj-6Pe2sA

pls discuss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029638)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

Confirmed fake but still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029655)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: message board of ill repute

i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated to rollover recently, and not reinvested YET" - op pls confirm thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029659)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401k but not invested in anything to me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029687)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: frank rizzo

esl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029826)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds were "in cash" I took that to mean "in cash" as opposed to fidelity managed funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029870)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: frank rizzo

so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analysis and now today you've demonstrated lack of basic American language reading comprehension skills? maybe India is where you belong?

obviously no one has a corporate 401K all cash except for the most retarded boomers who prob would just take the penalties and buy gold coins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029877)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

Well then don't say "in cash" faggot.

Plenty of people actively manage their 401ks. If you felt there wasn't a good investment opportunity it's rational to hold cash. Considering 15 years ago was during ITE it would not be surprising that someone was holding a substantial amount of cash. I'm sure plenty of people have substantial amount of cash in their 401k right now because they're worried the market is overvalued. Why do you think SPAXX has a value of $450b right now?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029906)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: frank rizzo

lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029912)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029915)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: frank rizzo

i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is.

and corp 401Ks are a pain in the dick to actively trade individual stocks. the fidelity crap for what it's worth wasn't that bad (started with far less than $130K when I left that job).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029926)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like yesterday. I assumed that by "in cash" you meant you had kept a bunch of money in their cash fund, something that does exist and that many people put money in. I don't think it's ESL to read that, I think it's poor drafting that you meant "kept the money in fidelity funds instead of rolling them over into other funds." And you could have just said that rather than being YSFFM about a subthread yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029952)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029703)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: frank rizzo

it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me in. it's only been all cash since last week when I closed it and did the rollover that I can manage directly myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029824)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky assets that pump like mad during a bull run but then recently fell off a cliff. Do you want to be a baller like me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029832)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: frank rizzo

I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not shit itself each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029880)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own is the right to the proceeds left over after bankruptcy lol. think about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029642)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: neuroprancer

(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029652)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: neuroprancer

xrp actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029654)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029656)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029707)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And by definition a bankrupt company is insolvent, i.e. debts and liabilities exceed assets. Stockholdere in companies that were liquidated in bankruptcy rarely receive anything and whether that company paid a dividend previously doesn't impact anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029680)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying out shareholders from profits rather than doing buybacks to pump the stock price. He's saying get paid now and don't rely on Jewish money letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029699)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinction between what those companies are worth when liquidated. If a solvent company was liquidated for some reason all the profts that could have been issued as a dividend would be owed to the shareholders.

Choosing to invest in companies that reinvest profits isn't nad or even speculative. Every company reinveste at least a portion of their profits if they want to grow at all. Berkshire Hathaway, the posterchild for traditional, value investing, does not issue a divided. And I am happy for Warren Buffet to hold what could have been my divided to reinvest in other things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029860)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029662)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

Same lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029691)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

Feels like I'm down 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030058)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before another rug pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030064)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


SCHD always wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50029782)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: cowgod

Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is straight as fuck up since 2020. Even 2020 took us to 2019 levels iirc. If anything you should be nervous about The Chart and its Verticalness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030643)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going to collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030647)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: gaetan dugas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030683)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Gaylo: Cumblast Evolved (Poasting Feuds)

Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a solid, irrefutably great plan (it's even better if you have tens of millions to play with. The bigger your chip stack, the more 70% can be life altering!)

That being said in the same time span chip stocks and tech went nuclear by comparison. Google alone did almost double that. And other stocks went to the absolute moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: UhOh

i can't, my stonks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50030650)