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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
passionate pit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Peach jewess
  04/18/25
Cr.
diverse address
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Provocative Tantric Spot Jap
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Self-absorbed Field Electric Furnace
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Mind-boggling cuckold
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
fluffy alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
fluffy alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
...
Galvanic national security agency
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
maroon titillating parlour idea he suggested
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Galvanic national security agency
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
poppy seedy lay elastic band
  04/18/25
jfc goys
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Galvanic national security agency
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Talented ruddy piazza
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Galvanic national security agency
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Talented ruddy piazza
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
bateful crawly gaming laptop
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
bateful crawly gaming laptop
  04/18/25
...
wonderful forum brethren
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
ocher lodge
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
vibrant gold den international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Talented ruddy piazza
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Peach jewess
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: passionate pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Peach jewess

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: diverse address

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Provocative Tantric Spot Jap

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Field Electric Furnace

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fluffy alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fluffy alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Galvanic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: maroon titillating parlour idea he suggested

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: ocher lodge

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ocher lodge

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Galvanic national security agency

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ocher lodge

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: ocher lodge

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: poppy seedy lay elastic band

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: ocher lodge

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Galvanic national security agency

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Talented ruddy piazza

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Galvanic national security agency

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented ruddy piazza

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: bateful crawly gaming laptop

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: bateful crawly gaming laptop

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: wonderful forum brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ocher lodge

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: vibrant gold den international law enforcement agency

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented ruddy piazza

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Peach jewess

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Smoky orchestra pit philosopher-king

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072861)