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What's CSLG's net worth poast divorce? Is he still an UHNW? Why was he bragging

about his new house etc
Outnumbered Chapel
  07/10/26
I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this Assume ...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/10/26
minimal child support? you want to rethink that? he makes $...
ruby exhilarant new version
  07/10/26
minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially mo...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/10/26
unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child...
ruby exhilarant new version
  07/10/26
way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.
stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/10/26
i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misr...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/10/26
Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.
stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/10/26
on the public docket?
Nubile talented hell water buffalo
  07/10/26
on the public docket
stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/10/26
that's a lot of nw!
Nubile talented hell water buffalo
  07/10/26
...
nudist jade public bath volcanic crater
  07/10/26
Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for ...
buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard
  07/10/26
too high whatever it is
learning disabled grizzly pit roommate
  07/10/26
He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipelin...
twinkling parlour
  07/10/26
it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible sys...
awkward slimy corner
  07/10/26
I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsens...
Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena
  07/10/26
Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi res...
Bateful Property
  07/10/26
Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry
Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena
  07/10/26
in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for...
nudist jade public bath volcanic crater
  07/10/26
without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw ...
buff jet-lagged theater stage
  07/10/26
amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly...
multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration
  07/11/26
WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN F...
multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration
  07/11/26
his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiro...
Nubile talented hell water buffalo
  07/10/26
TT has a higher NW now
buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard
  07/10/26
Thank god the world is finally back to making sense
concupiscible site
  07/10/26
All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSL...
Doobsian Affirmative Action
  07/10/26
didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?
Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena
  07/11/26
I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and c...
Doobsian Affirmative Action
  07/11/26
Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heart...
startled casino
  07/10/26
nah
Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena
  07/11/26
### This has been a message from United States Secretary of...
Cracking Sooty Principal's Office Incel
  07/11/26
Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's...
Topaz Zippy Candlestick Maker
  07/11/26
Lol
nudist jade public bath volcanic crater
  07/11/26
I enjoy being 5'11
buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard
  07/11/26
lolllllllllllll
multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration
  07/11/26
Trust me, he's fine.
Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease
  07/11/26
He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not e...
stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/11/26
He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil t...
hyperventilating brethren
  07/11/26
are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hooveri...
180 Sable Laser Beams
  07/11/26
That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/11/26
your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split w...
ruby exhilarant new version
  07/12/26
Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he boug...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/11/26
because he is a bottom tier prole?
Topaz Zippy Candlestick Maker
  07/11/26
I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very n...
hyperventilating brethren
  07/12/26
why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have m...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/12/26
It’s not for sale
hyperventilating brethren
  07/12/26
everything's for sale for the right price if its worth 2 ...
Ultramarine heaven half-breed
  07/12/26
Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?
Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena
  07/12/26
what are you clearing this year
Orchid idea he suggested
  07/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Chapel

about his new house etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49990989)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this

Assume cslg nw was $30 million (cash, stock market, homes, real estate) and he is taking $15 million profit from the business a year now. Let’s assign a 2x multiplier to value of the business so $30 million = $60 million nw

He would want to keep the business with her out over all else. She gets the home. Minimal child support as 50/50 custody even though he gets kids more. Probably arranged a 5-10 year payout. I think there was a prenup but they were together so long it was probably garbage, he also got a restraining order against her (lol)

lets assume $300k/year child support + $20 million payout over 10 years = $2,300,000/year. not too bad if he's making $15 mil/year pretax

So a substantial hit but one he will recover from from the business income



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991053)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: ruby exhilarant new version

minimal child support? you want to rethink that?

he makes $5m per year, she makes $50k



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991059)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially more than 50% custody in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991062)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: ruby exhilarant new version

unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child support. yes, he'll live, but child support is often minimal in comparison to net worth and it still pisses off the payers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991195)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house

way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991112)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misread - i wrote 60mm nw

lets see your analysis then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991129)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house

Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991165)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Nubile talented hell water buffalo

on the public docket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991229)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house

on the public docket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991231)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Nubile talented hell water buffalo

that's a lot of nw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991840)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: nudist jade public bath volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991843)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard

Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for 10 y lol. Furk amerikkka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991354)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: learning disabled grizzly pit roommate

too high whatever it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991085)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: twinkling parlour

He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipeline currently to make it up

That’s how it was when I had my law firm partnership split. Kids etc might skew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991117)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: awkward slimy corner

it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible system would assume that, absent a specific showing, her outcome without him would've been solidly median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991224)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena

I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsense. Things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991245)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Bateful Property

Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991333)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena

Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991360)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: nudist jade public bath volcanic crater

in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for years on end about how he couldn't have done it without her and blah blah blah blah he deserves to get raped for every penny possible and there are the poasts to prove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991846)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: buff jet-lagged theater stage

without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991847)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration

amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly small and pampered kike life U FUCKING FAGGIT FREAK KILL URSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993313)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration

WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN FAGGIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993315)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Nubile talented hell water buffalo

his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiropractor - it's crazy she gets any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991234)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard

TT has a higher NW now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991337)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: concupiscible site

Thank god the world is finally back to making sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991913)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Doobsian Affirmative Action

All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991929)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena

didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49992754)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Doobsian Affirmative Action

I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and climb Teewinot for him. My life for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49992759)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: startled casino

Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49991940)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49992752)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking Sooty Principal's Office Incel

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993319)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Topaz Zippy Candlestick Maker

Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's def under 20 now. 180 that the money obsessed rat kike jew lost the only thing he valued. Obviously the $ was more important to him than his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49992772)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: nudist jade public bath volcanic crater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49992787)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle resort haunted graveyard

I enjoy being 5'11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993124)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon internal respiration

lolllllllllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993316)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease

Trust me, he's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993176)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house

He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not effect his life in any way whatsoever. Lol at the penny pinchers counting his money itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993183)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating brethren

He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993206)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: 180 Sable Laser Beams

are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hoovering up every case and getting insrnc co's to pay out 60 mil + to profit 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993304)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4/hour illegal alone had a 50 mil verdict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993317)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: ruby exhilarant new version

your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split with a trial attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994395)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he bought and remodeled next to you is cookie cutter man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993338)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Topaz Zippy Candlestick Maker

because he is a bottom tier prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993345)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating brethren

I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very nostalgic towards his childhood (this is less than 10 houses from his childhood home) and wants a home that recreates that. I believe this is the same model as the home he lived in as a kid.

If I had his money I’d live in hidden hills (if local) or a beach city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994731)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have multiple homes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994740)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating brethren

It’s not for sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994794)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine heaven half-breed

everything's for sale for the right price

if its worth 2 he could offer 4 and it's his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994795)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Carnelian crackhouse striped hyena

Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994800)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Orchid idea he suggested

what are you clearing this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994418)