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"they're not under our jurisdiction. also they have to obey immigration laws."

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Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
I wonder if it would be relevant for this conundrum that the...
aqua autistic casino
  07/08/26
*evades non existent jurisdiction* (hegseth drunk driving ab...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
Speaking of being drunk, tell me again about this "non ...
aqua autistic casino
  07/08/26
"failing to detect" =/= "lacking jurisdiction...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
"failing to detect" isn't accurate. "Intenti...
aqua autistic casino
  07/09/26
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aromatic gas station idea he suggested
  07/09/26
oh ok so evading detection means there's a lack of jurisdict...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/09/26
The immigration situation is untenable and it's been shown t...
bright fanboi tank
  07/08/26
tl; dr
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/08/26
Cartel type gangsters will be prosecuted to the fullest exte...
bright fanboi tank
  07/08/26
We don't need to trade our fucking national integrity and im...
aqua autistic casino
  07/08/26
The things that you are talking about haven't meaningfully h...
bright fanboi tank
  07/08/26
You're right. Recent and current Venezuela and Cuba aren't ...
aqua autistic casino
  07/08/26
Cuba is doing fine and the doors have been opening now that ...
bright fanboi tank
  07/08/26
You're right. The US didn't abduct Maduro in the night or p...
aqua autistic casino
  07/08/26
what trump's impoverished white base can never admit to itse...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
suffice to say the trump movement was supposed to go in a ve...
bright fanboi tank
  07/08/26
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Abnormal hell ceo
  07/09/26
this is why nobody respects right wing justices
Exhilarant garnet tanning salon laser beams
  07/08/26
they have to go back
Fiercely-loyal Nibblets Pit
  07/08/26
They didnt come here LEGALLY, therefore the LEGAL system doe...
Claret tripping haunted graveyard corn cake
  07/08/26
i don't think you "got it" because you're a very s...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
I think the indictment and arrest of Nicolas Maduro shows th...
Violet wagecucks
  07/08/26
Libs recently argued to SCOTUS that people physically standi...
Deranged Plum Nursing Home Selfie
  07/08/26
you can't cite a restriction that was intended reduce (but n...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/08/26
It’s nothing like that you fucking dullard
soul-stirring locus genital piercing
  07/08/26
Cons think there's still room for debate on this issue 🤣
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/08/26
none of you knuckleheads saying this is a simple, obvious qu...
Costumed abode elastic band
  07/08/26
The decision will be overturned any day now
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/08/26
it's not ambiguous
Heady Learning Disabled Church Building Pisswyrm
  07/09/26
do you find it strange that committing a crime (entering the...
Costumed abode elastic band
  07/09/26
the language isn't remotely ambiguous. it's three sentences...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/09/26
This is where you look into intent as well. This was a slav...
aqua autistic casino
  07/09/26
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Costumed abode elastic band
  07/09/26
then add a brief line to the already very brief clause. if ...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/09/26
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chocolate address mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/26
hey cons, got any more semantic arguments?
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/09/26
Cons?
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/09/26
subject to jurisdition means you are a fucking citizen. why ...
chocolate address mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/26
Dude, it's benzo. Part of the fun is talking in circles in ...
aqua autistic casino
  07/09/26
Quick, call John Roberts. This is outstanding logic
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/09/26
It’s the logic of the guys who wrote the damn thing. I...
chocolate address mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/26
Ok then I guess your kids won't become citizens at birth. Yo...
Beta Messiness Meetinghouse
  07/09/26
My papers are in order. I am a citizen not a brown retard.
chocolate address mad-dog skullcap
  07/10/26
apparently the meaning of words is inadequate to determine t...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/09/26
Everyone on our soil has to follow our laws. Same as if I we...
chocolate address mad-dog skullcap
  07/10/26
they used the word citizen like five times (except to descri...
Brindle big office voyeur
  07/11/26
The Honorable Justice Benzo: “they are subject to some...
Razzmatazz preventive strike hissy fit
  07/09/26
"only citizens have to follow the law, which is why the...
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  07/09/26
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Date: July 8th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986329)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: aqua autistic casino

I wonder if it would be relevant for this conundrum that their very presence here is predicated on evading the US' assertion of jurisdiction over them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986336)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

*evades non existent jurisdiction* (hegseth drunk driving abroad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986672)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: aqua autistic casino

Speaking of being drunk, tell me again about this "non existent" jurisdiction thesis you have and how it supports your attempt at a point in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986711)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

"failing to detect" =/= "lacking jurisdiction"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986813)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: aqua autistic casino

"failing to detect" isn't accurate. "Intentionally avoiding the instruments of jurisdictional awareness and assertion" is much more accurate

You're also conflating the subjects of each of your statements. One is aimed at the lawbreakers illegally entering the country. The other is aimed at the children birthed by the lawbreakers

Either way, they shouldn't go back. Instead, the lawbreakers should be rounded up and tossed from helicopters 50 miles off the nearest ocean coast to where they were found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988139)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: aromatic gas station idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988160)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

oh ok so evading detection means there's a lack of jurisdiction, and that lack of jurisdiction is precisely what makes them subject to immigration laws. (actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989453)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: bright fanboi tank

The immigration situation is untenable and it's been shown time and time again that many of these newer immigrants have no respect for American culture and our way of being. Also anti-white discrimination is real and experienced by many in the modern day United States and this must be addressed, or be allowed to be addressed, by actors and agents within the government.

Continued immigration from these regions is a fine prospect under certain auspices but Dems have been going all out to keep these people from integrating and culturally becoming more settled within the American project.

It goes without saying at this point that, "If you have open borders you shortly will find yourself without a state." Many immigrants are not respecting the liberal facets of American culture and the effects of this on your own demographic have been keenly felt, observed, and noted.

This said, we need a sort of "New Deal" to strengthen our ties with South and Central America and shore up the spirit of the Monroe doctrine. Special and certain immigration provisions, open to people willing to break with their ethnic and cultural ties to integrate into the wider American experiment, could be a part of this.

Trump has been fair to decent on the immigration issue all in all but there's only so much that can be done with the current cultural mess left by this foreign promulgated neo-Bolshevik political insanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986342)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

tl; dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986343)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: bright fanboi tank

Cartel type gangsters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and our security partners in Israel and the wider North American community are now fully on board with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986344)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: aqua autistic casino

We don't need to trade our fucking national integrity and immigration rights to secure the benefits you're talking about. If we stopped using our CIA and influence to destabilize or vassalize everyone in our hemisphere, motherfuckers would be receptive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986347)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: bright fanboi tank

The things that you are talking about haven't meaningfully happened for decades and took place under war time conditions with an existential threat to the natural liberties of man, as those natural liberties were protected by the Anglo-American led Euro-American alliance against the tyranny of Bolshevism

Respect your elders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986420)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: aqua autistic casino

You're right. Recent and current Venezuela and Cuba aren't part of an intentional, multi decades-long US foreign policy approach. Don't know what I was thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986494)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: bright fanboi tank

Cuba is doing fine and the doors have been opening now that the Castros are out of power. The main reason rapproachment didn't take place sooner is the very influential Cuban lobby's effects on both the right and the left; it hasn't been an American area of concern for some time

Venezuela's a result of the Chinese push into the region as well as Russian attempts at using Venezuelan oil to further hamper the West's response to the Ukrainian invasion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986682)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: aqua autistic casino

You're right. The US didn't abduct Maduro in the night or physically blockade Cuba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986713)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

what trump's impoverished white base can never admit to itself is that the only reason they have food and healthcare is because mexians are smart enough to vote in a self interested way. but this thread isn't about immigration--it's about lawless venal hacks making shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986667)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: bright fanboi tank

suffice to say the trump movement was supposed to go in a very different direction and ended up being stymied by needlessly reactionary forces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986758)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: Abnormal hell ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987841)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant garnet tanning salon laser beams

this is why nobody respects right wing justices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986394)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Nibblets Pit

they have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986397)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Claret tripping haunted graveyard corn cake

They didnt come here LEGALLY, therefore the LEGAL system doesn't apply to them

Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986681)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

i don't think you "got it" because you're a very stupid person who can't read. if you're in america, you have to follow the law (ie you're "subject to the jurisdiction" of the american government). whether or not you're here legally doesn't change that fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986694)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Violet wagecucks

I think the indictment and arrest of Nicolas Maduro shows there are very few places on earth, maybe China, Russia, and North Korea, where the people aren't subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, so at this point we're only arguing about where the "United States" is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986769)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Deranged Plum Nursing Home Selfie

Libs recently argued to SCOTUS that people physically standing inside Mexican territory, not touching the border, are "in the United States".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49986825)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

you can't cite a restriction that was intended reduce (but not eliminate) asylum claims then act like artificially manufacturing that restriction justifies using the law to do something it was never intended to do. this is like shooting someone at 3:59 pm then penalizing him for failing to meet a 4:00 pm deadline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987460)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus genital piercing

It’s nothing like that you fucking dullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987596)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

Cons think there's still room for debate on this issue 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987252)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Costumed abode elastic band

none of you knuckleheads saying this is a simple, obvious question like benzo actually read the supreme court opinions. all sorts of interesting historical letters and views cited. genuine disagreement among prominent historians what the original textual meaning is. if it's ambiguous, maybe we should err on the side of not handing out citizenship willy nilly unless congress opines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987467)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

The decision will be overturned any day now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987544)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Heady Learning Disabled Church Building Pisswyrm

it's not ambiguous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987654)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Costumed abode elastic band

do you find it strange that committing a crime (entering the usa with the intent to live here, without authority) grants the lawbreaker a legal right for his future generations? it seems kind of perverse, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987938)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

the language isn't remotely ambiguous. it's three sentences long and it must have been perfectly foreseeable that it would be interpreted to mean exactly what it says. it's not like the citizenship clause was bestowed on us by aliens who were unaware of visiting noncitizens sometimes giving birth to children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987676)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: aqua autistic casino

This is where you look into intent as well. This was a slave amendment. It had nothing to do with wanting to provide rights to foreign invaders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988152)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Costumed abode elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989356)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

then add a brief line to the already very brief clause. if you're serious about wanting people to do something, you don't make them go on a scavenger hunt for clues about your intentions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989438)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: chocolate address mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988276)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

hey cons, got any more semantic arguments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987622)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

Cons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988057)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: chocolate address mad-dog skullcap

subject to jurisdition means you are a fucking citizen. why else put it in?

the alternative is to say ilegal aliens are not subject to our laws, which is of course absurd. everyone everywhere is subject to the law of whatever soil their feet happen to be on at the moment.

fuck me blind xo is dumb as shit these days.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988112)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: aqua autistic casino

Dude, it's benzo. Part of the fun is talking in circles in ways he can kinda sorta follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988157)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

Quick, call John Roberts. This is outstanding logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988450)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: chocolate address mad-dog skullcap

It’s the logic of the guys who wrote the damn thing. I don’t need a closet gays opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988744)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Beta Messiness Meetinghouse

Ok then I guess your kids won't become citizens at birth. You'll need have your papers in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988828)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: chocolate address mad-dog skullcap

My papers are in order. I am a citizen not a brown retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49990438)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

apparently the meaning of words is inadequate to determine the meaning of words. the phrase means "has to follow our laws" and applies to all but like 5 people in the country at any given time (ie people representing foreign governments). if they meant "citizens" then they probably would have used the word "citizens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989473)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: chocolate address mad-dog skullcap

Everyone on our soil has to follow our laws. Same as if I were to go to Tokyo today - I would have to follow Japanese law. But I am not subject to their jurisdiction for I am subject to US jurisdiction. jurisdiction being a legal concept (extradition laws, court procedures, counsel requirements, etc)

This is the obvious meaning and intention. It’s sad that it’s been perverted by the few to the detriment of the many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49990462)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

they used the word citizen like five times (except to describe the requirement you made up re: people's parents). but yeah they wanted people to obey something and thought the best way to go about it was to make them go on a scavenger hunt for clues to figure out what they were talking about instead of just saying what they meant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49993310)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz preventive strike hissy fit

The Honorable Justice Benzo: “they are subject to some of our laws, so therefore the children of foreign diplomats, dignitaries, and invading armies are US citizens after all.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989494)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur

"only citizens have to follow the law, which is why they didn't use the word citizens"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49989542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50005219)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Brindle big office voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006811)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880790&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50017985)