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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Cerebral whorehouse
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Transparent Arousing Travel Guidebook Crackhouse
  04/18/25
Cr.
Comical Skinny Woman
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Effete histrionic shrine
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
chest-beating jet set
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Scarlet Painfully Honest Nowag Corner
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
disgusting greedy resort
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
disgusting greedy resort
  04/18/25
...
Bateful rehab tank
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
mint kitchen jap
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Bateful rehab tank
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Insane sound barrier old irish cottage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Bateful rehab tank
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
bisexual plaza voyeur
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Bateful rehab tank
  04/18/25
Ty friend
bisexual plaza voyeur
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
ungodly den
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
ungodly den
  04/18/25
...
Razzmatazz cobalt forum psychic
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Lemon fluffy lay
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Razzle-dazzle crimson state toilet seat
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
bisexual plaza voyeur
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Transparent Arousing Travel Guidebook Crackhouse
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Transparent Arousing Travel Guidebook Crackhouse

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Comical Skinny Woman

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Effete histrionic shrine

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: chest-beating jet set

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Scarlet Painfully Honest Nowag Corner

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: disgusting greedy resort

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: disgusting greedy resort

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Bateful rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mint kitchen jap

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Bateful rehab tank

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insane sound barrier old irish cottage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bateful rehab tank

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: bisexual plaza voyeur

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Bateful rehab tank

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bisexual plaza voyeur

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: ungodly den

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: ungodly den

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cobalt forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Lemon fluffy lay

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crimson state toilet seat

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bisexual plaza voyeur

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Transparent Arousing Travel Guidebook Crackhouse

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Motley Hell Mad Cow Disease

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072861)