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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
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  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
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  04/14/22
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  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
sooty multi-colored fanboi
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/14/22
...
sooty multi-colored fanboi
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
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  04/14/22
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galvanic step-uncle's house idiot
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
lol
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  07/23/26
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  04/28/22
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  07/04/23
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galvanic step-uncle's house idiot
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
shivering exciting half-breed meetinghouse
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
henna gay wizard mood
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/27/24
?
henna gay wizard mood
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
henna gay wizard mood
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
henna gay wizard mood
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
harsh impressive dopamine
  04/27/24
Georgia?
henna gay wizard mood
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
harsh impressive dopamine
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
metal tank kitchen
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
poppy arrogant locale
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/27/24
180
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  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
irate glittery parlour coffee pot
  04/27/24
Honk honk
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  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
harsh impressive dopamine
  04/27/24
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  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
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maroon brunch sandwich
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Glassy Principal's Office Nibblets
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
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  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Glassy Principal's Office Nibblets
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
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  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
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  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
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  09/14/25
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  03/31/26
flame?
indigo excitant state
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
shimmering frisky home philosopher-king
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
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  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Stirring Church Building
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
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I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
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  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Very tactful cobalt temple gaming laptop

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: claret comical stead mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: sooty multi-colored fanboi

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: sooty multi-colored fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: pearly racy orchestra pit

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: irate glittery parlour coffee pot

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: shivering exciting half-breed meetinghouse

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: henna gay wizard mood

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: henna gay wizard mood

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: henna gay wizard mood

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: henna gay wizard mood

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: harsh impressive dopamine

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: henna gay wizard mood

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: harsh impressive dopamine

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: metal tank kitchen

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: poppy arrogant locale

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Big sienna school cafeteria coldplay fan

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded bull headed business firm double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Adventurous insecure trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: irate glittery parlour coffee pot

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Adventurous insecure trailer park

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: harsh impressive dopamine

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke senate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: narrow-minded bull headed business firm double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: drab chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Navy Space Water Buffalo

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: maroon brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Glassy Principal's Office Nibblets

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Bisexual amethyst cruise ship

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Glassy Principal's Office Nibblets

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Bisexual amethyst cruise ship

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: drab chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: slate chad pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: indigo excitant state

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: shimmering frisky home philosopher-king

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Wild ultramarine resort

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Stirring Church Building

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Wild ultramarine resort

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: zippy godawful doctorate casino

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: really uplifting rape story

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50021007)