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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Dull sanctuary get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Racy puce station hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Racy puce station Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Racy puce station Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Vivacious awkward property faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: razzle bull headed azn abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: talented bisexual state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: mentally impaired step-uncle's house indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: aquamarine brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Peach useless mad-dog skullcap elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: slippery half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: self-absorbed filthy site FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: irate motley trump supporter nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: mind-boggling nudist home first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: fragrant mildly autistic cumskin university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Hideous address did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Electric free-loading sound barrier immigrant Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Hideous address no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Histrionic Business Firm Prole This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Disgusting depressive multi-billionaire going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Godawful Market Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Glittery hairless queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: irate motley trump supporter nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: doobsian shrine http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Vivacious awkward property faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Hideous address how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: irate motley trump supporter nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Hideous address oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Disgusting depressive multi-billionaire Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: mind-boggling nudist home Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: fragrant mildly autistic cumskin university also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: mind-boggling nudist home ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: doobsian shrine lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: sepia mewling principal's office jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: sepia mewling principal's office jap he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: multi-colored out-of-control office cuckold link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone police squad meetinghouse Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Comical Hateful Dingle Berry Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Thriller light trailer park LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Heady institution mood Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Floppy jet rigpig Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: self-absorbed filthy site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Chocolate Locale Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Unholy at-the-ready digit ratio (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: mind-boggling nudist home this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: mind-boggling nudist home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Comical Hateful Dingle Berry Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Excitant Gas Station Doctorate Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Spectacular place of business cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50095683) |