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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Alcoholic gunner weed whacker I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: misanthropic plaza correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Unholy Center Kitty op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Grizzly Irradiated Hall Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Trip Deer Antler Dilemma portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: misanthropic plaza incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: awkward area laser beams Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: awkward area laser beams Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: misanthropic plaza maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Mustard business firm becky i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: misanthropic plaza While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: misanthropic plaza 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: misanthropic plaza At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy wrinkle private investor is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: misanthropic plaza yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy wrinkle private investor i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: misanthropic plaza The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: misanthropic plaza What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: awkward area laser beams A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: misanthropic plaza September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: misanthropic plaza William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: misanthropic plaza the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: misanthropic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: misanthropic plaza In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: misanthropic plaza edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: misanthropic plaza lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Trip Deer Antler Dilemma anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: misanthropic plaza It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: shimmering bat-shit-crazy wrinkle private investor wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: awkward area laser beams Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: jet rigor range I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: misanthropic plaza I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: misanthropic plaza ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: misanthropic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: charismatic orange set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: boyish jet-lagged crackhouse faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Mustard business firm becky the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: misanthropic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: misanthropic plaza I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: misanthropic plaza yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: misanthropic plaza I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: misanthropic plaza see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: misanthropic plaza the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: misanthropic plaza https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: misanthropic plaza https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: misanthropic plaza I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: misanthropic plaza Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: jet rigor range Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: misanthropic plaza don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: jet rigor range Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: misanthropic plaza oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: charismatic orange set Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: chocolate adventurous church 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: chocolate adventurous church No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: misanthropic plaza Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Fragrant talking menage Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: insecure corner A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: boyish jet-lagged crackhouse faggot firefighter A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Mint wonderful pit affirmative action God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: startled temple In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: insecure corner raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Multi-colored brethren It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac jap Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Multi-colored brethren https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101306) |