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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Awkward Twinkling Uncleanness Jew
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
...
scarlet heady sanctuary trump supporter
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
titillating public bath becky
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Grizzly Irradiated Locale
  01/29/16
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Razzle-dazzle black community account gas station
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Mischievous chest-beating national security agency
  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
Soul-stirring zombie-like plaza degenerate
  09/01/15
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  09/03/15
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tripping locus
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Mischievous chest-beating national security agency
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
embarrassed to the bone hateful circlehead
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
twinkling godawful depressive church
  07/03/15
Rude
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
cracking clown senate
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Flatulent Bonkers Dragon Hissy Fit
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
comical feces market
  07/03/15
lol
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
charismatic ivory box office cuck
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Topaz Cuckoldry
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
stirring internet-worthy mexican windowlicker
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
titillating public bath becky
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
embarrassed to the bone hateful circlehead
  07/03/15
180
Red Mother Pistol
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Plum regret
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Red Mother Pistol
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Splenetic zippy shrine reading party
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Beta resort
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
maroon piazza mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Carmine Marketing Idea
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Red Mother Pistol
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Sable boyish pisswyrm private investor
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
crawly step-uncle's house round eye
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Red Mother Pistol
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
burgundy provocative stage
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
disrespectful hospital factory reset button
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Startled Spruce People Who Are Hurt Temple
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racy theater stage volcanic crater
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Red Mother Pistol
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
beady-eyed indian lodge fanboi
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Red Mother Pistol
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Grizzly Irradiated Locale
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Red Mother Pistol
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Grizzly Irradiated Locale
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Red Mother Pistol
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Red Mother Pistol
  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
Red Mother Pistol
  08/20/16
?
navy menage
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
Red Mother Pistol
  08/20/16
I'm chandler
navy menage
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Red Mother Pistol
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Concupiscible wild french chef boltzmann
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Awkward Twinkling Uncleanness Jew

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: scarlet heady sanctuary trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: titillating public bath becky

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Grizzly Irradiated Locale

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle black community account gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Mischievous chest-beating national security agency

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: drab spot genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring zombie-like plaza degenerate

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: painfully honest primrose church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: tripping locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Mischievous chest-beating national security agency

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hateful circlehead

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: twinkling godawful depressive church

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: cracking clown senate

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Flatulent Bonkers Dragon Hissy Fit

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: comical feces market

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: charismatic ivory box office cuck

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Topaz Cuckoldry

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: stirring internet-worthy mexican windowlicker

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: titillating public bath becky

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hateful circlehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Plum regret

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Splenetic zippy shrine reading party

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Beta resort

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Chartreuse Hairy Legs Lay

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: maroon piazza mad-dog skullcap

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Carmine Marketing Idea

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Sable boyish pisswyrm private investor

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: crawly step-uncle's house round eye

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: burgundy provocative stage

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: disrespectful hospital factory reset button

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Startled Spruce People Who Are Hurt Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: racy theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge fanboi

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Grizzly Irradiated Locale

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Irradiated Locale

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: medicated parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: navy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: navy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: navy menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: navy menage

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible wild french chef boltzmann

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible wild french chef boltzmann

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Cocky laughsome hall

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned purple stead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: navy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Red Mother Pistol

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: navy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed white corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: navy menage

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: navy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed white corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Low-t Mentally Impaired Location Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#43581383)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49800158)