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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225252) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: stimulating khaki therapy indian lodge Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225967) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: excitant crotch Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: deep motley meetinghouse Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: wonderful crackhouse That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225274) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: charcoal passionate water buffalo new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239551) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: poppy parlour codepig , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225281) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: high-end temple associate Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225309) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: high-end temple associate I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225771) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Disgusting thriller chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225821) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50125880) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: excitant crotch Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Disgusting thriller chad delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225822) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: excitant crotch this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49234981) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio home Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243826) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: excitant crotch *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225953) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: excitant crotch Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225979) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226126) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: excitant crotch we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226197) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245306) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: excitant crotch Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225956) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: excitant crotch bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: excitant crotch OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made
Alcaraz, Carlos Arnaldi, Matteo Auger-Aliassime, Félix Cobolli, Flavio Djokovic, Novak Fery, Arthur Khachanov, Karen Menšík, Jakub Shelton, Ben Sinner, Jannik Tiafoe, Frances Zverev, Alexander
Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239299) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: excitant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239550) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: hyperactive elastic band brunch What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239312) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239486) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: excitant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: excitant crotch this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239553) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240874) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240881) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Federal casino boltzmann We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239552) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: excitant crotch random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Federal casino boltzmann Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: excitant crotch 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241623) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241633) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: vigorous narrow-minded step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242045) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: excitant crotch Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: vigorous narrow-minded step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242044) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242050) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: excitant crotch https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242477) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: magenta halford locale One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242508) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242514) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: blue talented theater low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: excitant crotch #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242777) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243830) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: excitant crotch https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243816) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: excitant crotch wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: excitant crotch alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: excitant crotch Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: excitant crotch That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: excitant crotch final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: excitant crotch AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598974) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: excitant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49599041) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Shimmering haunted graveyard puppy Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598977) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: excitant crotch to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: excitant crotch wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626059) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: excitant crotch AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49616728) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: excitant crotch AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626057) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: excitant crotch we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49632584) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: excitant crotch tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy Sinner lost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49637675) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: excitant crotch 🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: excitant crotch bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49780103) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: excitant crotch bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49861962) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Haunting Corner At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: excitant crotch tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.
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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: excitant crotch bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49887699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: excitant crotch #54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905054) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin ran here. kenny vindicated again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: excitant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905296) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Nighttime Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49919996) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin Bump for parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994012) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: excitant crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994028) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Electric Indigo Bawdyhouse Azn Sinner is going to creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994053) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: jet kink-friendly foreskin Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49996110) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124214) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 OP wrecked everyone itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124485) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124653) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124663) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday
Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired |