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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
overrated racy temple giraffe
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Seedy Curious Marketing Idea Milk
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
bossy corner
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
adventurous crusty space
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
supple cruise ship bbw
  08/30/25
...
bateful vengeful turdskin theatre
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Hairraiser dilemma
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
green sound barrier
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
overrated racy temple giraffe
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
green sound barrier
  08/31/25
...
Shimmering soul-stirring tanning salon athletic conference
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
bossy corner
  08/31/25
delusional take
Shimmering soul-stirring tanning salon athletic conference
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
bossy corner
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Slate irradiated pit
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
bossy corner
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
bossy corner
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
overrated racy temple giraffe
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
bossy corner
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
overrated racy temple giraffe
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
bossy corner
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
bossy corner
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
bossy corner
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  09/05/25
...
bossy corner
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Rambunctious Patrolman Private Investor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  09/05/25
...
bossy corner
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
bossy corner
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Stirring Translucent French Chef Locale
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
bossy corner
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Stirring Translucent French Chef Locale
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
bossy corner
  09/05/25
Kenny
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/06/25
...
talented azn
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
bossy corner
  09/06/25
...
talented azn
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
bossy corner
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
drunken hell
  09/07/25
Explain
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
dead flesh location fat ankles
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
bossy corner
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
overrated racy temple giraffe
  09/07/25
...
Slate irradiated pit
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
bossy corner
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
bossy corner
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
bossy corner
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
bossy corner
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
bossy corner
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
bossy corner
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
bossy corner
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  01/18/26
...
bossy corner
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
histrionic elite dopamine
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
bossy corner
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
bossy corner
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
bossy corner
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
bossy corner
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
bossy corner
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
overrated racy temple giraffe
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
bossy corner
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
overrated racy temple giraffe
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
bossy corner
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
bossy corner
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
bossy corner
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Pink Kitty Cat
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
bossy corner
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
bossy corner
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
bossy corner
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  05/28/26
...
bossy corner
  05/28/26
...
overrated racy temple giraffe
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  07/12/26
...
bossy corner
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
clear cracking resort
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
narrow-minded silver psychic tank
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Seedy Curious Marketing Idea Milk

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bossy corner

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: adventurous crusty space

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: supple cruise ship bbw

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful vengeful turdskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser dilemma

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: green sound barrier

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: green sound barrier

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring tanning salon athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bossy corner

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring tanning salon athletic conference

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: bossy corner

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Slate irradiated pit

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: bossy corner

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bossy corner

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bossy corner

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: bossy corner

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: bossy corner

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bossy corner

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bossy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious Patrolman Private Investor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bossy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bossy corner

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stirring Translucent French Chef Locale

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: bossy corner

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Stirring Translucent French Chef Locale

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bossy corner

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: talented azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: bossy corner

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: talented azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: bossy corner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: drunken hell

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dead flesh location fat ankles

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: bossy corner

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slate irradiated pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bossy corner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bossy corner

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bossy corner

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bossy corner

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bossy corner

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bossy corner

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bossy corner

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bossy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic elite dopamine

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: bossy corner

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bossy corner

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: bossy corner

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bossy corner

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: bossy corner

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bossy corner

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: bossy corner

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: bossy corner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bossy corner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Pink Kitty Cat

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bossy corner

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: bossy corner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bossy corner

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: bossy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: overrated racy temple giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: bossy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: clear cracking resort

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: narrow-minded silver psychic tank

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50126050)