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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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high-end free-loading tanning salon mother
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
cerebral market
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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high-end free-loading tanning salon mother
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
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  09/01/25
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high-end free-loading tanning salon mother
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
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high-end free-loading tanning salon mother
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
hateful police squad pistol
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
a/s/l
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
hateful police squad pistol
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
Hyperventilating toilet seat
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
Disturbing jap
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
Ultramarine ape forum
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
Cheese-eating twisted university toaster
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/24/25
how was the book?
Cobalt Really Tough Guy Sweet Tailpipe
  12/14/25
I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo....
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
where are we at on this
Smoky Pontificating Property Dog Poop
  07/16/26
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
Mahogany charismatic nursing home antidepressant drug
  11/24/25
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impertinent public bath
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
Amethyst plaza rigor
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
Amethyst plaza rigor
  10/20/25
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Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  10/21/25
Now how much is the house worth and how much are the propert...
Flirting black woman
  07/16/26
See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s har...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/16/26
Just got a $10 cash tip
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
stimulating deer antler chad
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
stimulating deer antler chad
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
Razzle-dazzle Sienna Halford Cuckoldry
  11/24/25
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeki...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/28/25
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the compl...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  11/28/25
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of th...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/11/25
they also smell.
Appetizing whorehouse
  07/09/26
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt ...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
never understood this you work your entire life away and si...
out-of-control coral state
  12/14/25
any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
You would probably make more selling it and letting the mone...
out-of-control coral state
  12/14/25
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an ea...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not ...
out-of-control coral state
  12/14/25
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that bi...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
so it's going OK overall or what?
obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/14/25
Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any pa...
obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/14/25
traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/14/25
what about an asian bachelorette party
Lavender resort main people
  12/14/25
No, see above re: chinese takeout containers
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on th...
180 juggernaut
  12/14/25
add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating pro...
spectacular aquamarine twinkling uncleanness fat ankles
  12/14/25
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including ...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  12/23/25
Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super c...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and ...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/09/26
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised t...
obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth
  07/09/26
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/09/26
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house...
stimulating deer antler chad
  07/09/26
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “ru...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/09/26
staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will po...
stimulating deer antler chad
  07/09/26
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too o...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
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traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in ...
stimulating deer antler chad
  07/09/26
Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/09/26
In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill an...
Appetizing whorehouse
  07/09/26
Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10%...
Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version
  07/16/26
Im gay.
Razzle-dazzle Sienna Halford Cuckoldry
  07/16/26
could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist duri...
Submissive Rambunctious Office Legend
  07/16/26
Can an artist afford $3k/mo?
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: high-end free-loading tanning salon mother



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cerebral market

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: high-end free-loading tanning salon mother



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: high-end free-loading tanning salon mother



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: high-end free-loading tanning salon mother



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: hateful police squad pistol

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Hyperventilating toilet seat

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Disturbing jap

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49290346)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine ape forum

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49363448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49356163)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360868)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating twisted university toaster

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360872)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360883)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360886)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49365375)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457218)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Cobalt Really Tough Guy Sweet Tailpipe

how was the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509353)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo. Still got a ways to go, it takes me forever to get through a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509355)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Smoky Pontificating Property Dog Poop

where are we at on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004781)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Mahogany charismatic nursing home antidepressant drug

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457431)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: impertinent public bath



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza rigor

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360943)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49360945)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza rigor

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49362433)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49363437)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Flirting black woman

Now how much is the house worth and how much are the property taxes? You probably aren't getting a better rate of return than just selling the house and investing the money. You should be collecting 15-20% of the value of the home each year to make this bullshit worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004738)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

See below - it’s located on acreage and it’s hard to split off and sell. It’s part of my compound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004753)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49440755)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: stimulating deer antler chad

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457415)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457985)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49454380)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457214)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: stimulating deer antler chad

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457418)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sienna Halford Cuckoldry

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49457423)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49467839)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49468296)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"

bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49502353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

they also smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988046)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509261)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: out-of-control coral state

never understood this

you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509277)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not practical to sell it, don't want a long term tenant since they'll have rights and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509279)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: out-of-control coral state

You would probably make more selling it and letting the money sit in a fund

Waiting around for/and/to text retards and cleaning up their excrement and sheddings seems ncr 120 ROI

Your time must be literally worthless to do this, also, someone will eventually wreck the place for fun (kids go around turning out airbnbs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509294)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509301)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: out-of-control coral state

Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not dealing with high traffic proledom seems the entire purpose of working/saving money

Why not just give it up to some sort of property management co and just get rent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509334)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth

so it's going OK overall or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509276)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509278)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth

nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509314)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look into that. i would prefer more disabled dog niggas than a bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509337)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lavender resort main people

what about an asian bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509340)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

No, see above re: chinese takeout containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509342)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut

180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on the wall and hiring a bellman from Barcelona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509312)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: spectacular aquamarine twinkling uncleanness fat ankles

add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating profile and the asian hiking girlfriends will queue at your door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49509378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49534446)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super clean and had some faggy friends over, no clear signs of buttsex.

Also after about 8 months I got my first turdskin that booked the place. Wish me luck bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49791571)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and Airbnb has rewarded me with a $100 airbnb credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987939)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: obsidian soul-stirring ticket booth

brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49987943)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988003)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: stimulating deer antler chad

have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988019)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988022)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: stimulating deer antler chad

staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will post any ridiculous binder requests from the hosts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988102)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988107)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating deer antler chad

traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.

we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988116)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988119)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill and don't ask you to do bullshit like in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49988202)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10% of earners. I've made about $10k in the past 3 months so either these stats are all flame or Airbnb is an extremely poor choice for a business. I am doing this just because I have an extra house that is on acreage so it's really this or let it sit empty or repurpose it into something else. So far an income stream of about $30-40k per year is not bad and I am overall satisfied with the decision but I can't imagine people that have a whole bunch of properties and after taxes and cleaning and whatnot there's no way they are making much profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004711)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sienna Halford Cuckoldry

Im gay.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004758)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Submissive Rambunctious Office Legend

could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist during business hours, so no overnight but instead, just peace and serenity so they may do their art?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004805)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Canary Senate New Version

Can an artist afford $3k/mo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50004932)