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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: french ape Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: french ape Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: idiotic water buffalo I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: french ape Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: french ape correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: appetizing forum half-breed op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: twisted shrine Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: french ape Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: vigorous base toilet seat portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: french ape incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Curious weed whacker Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: french ape ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Curious weed whacker Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: french ape maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: contagious judgmental school selfie i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: french ape While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: french ape Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: french ape 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: french ape Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: french ape At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Trip fighting faggotry is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: french ape yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Trip fighting faggotry i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: french ape The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: french ape What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Curious weed whacker A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: french ape ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: french ape September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: french ape William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: french ape the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: french ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: french ape In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: french ape edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: french ape Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: french ape lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: french ape Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: french ape Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: french ape ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: vigorous base toilet seat anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: french ape ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: french ape It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: french ape ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Trip fighting faggotry wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Curious weed whacker Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: french ape ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly point cuck I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: french ape I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: french ape ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: french ape Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: french ape Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: french ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: henna nighttime locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Smoky patrolman university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: contagious judgmental school selfie the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: french ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: french ape I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: french ape yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: french ape I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: french ape see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: french ape the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: french ape https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: french ape https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: french ape I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: french ape Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly point cuck Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: french ape don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly point cuck Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: french ape oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: henna nighttime locale Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Spectacular Degenerate 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Spectacular Degenerate No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: french ape Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: jet liquid oxygen lodge Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Cracking buck-toothed chapel pervert A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Smoky patrolman university A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Shaky Property God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: umber demanding dilemma In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Cracking buck-toothed chapel pervert raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Slate painfully honest fat ankles newt It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Chrome naked ladyboy Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Slate painfully honest fat ankles newt https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101306) |