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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cordovan shrine turdskin
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Balding Exciting Stain
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
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aqua old irish cottage
  05/22/26
His moniker?
crystalline razzle-dazzle french chef
  05/22/26
Colt
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
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carnelian volcanic crater
  05/22/26
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Emerald mind-boggling plaza liquid oxygen
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Dark giraffe
  05/22/26
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sepia tattoo garrison
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
titillating embarrassed to the bone trust fund
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
carnelian volcanic crater
  05/22/26
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Lemon cracking nowag
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
carnelian volcanic crater
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
aqua old irish cottage
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
carnelian volcanic crater
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
hot mischievous elastic band
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Bearded razzmatazz heaven
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
histrionic striped hyena piazza
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Dark giraffe
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
odious lodge
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Dark giraffe
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
titillating embarrassed to the bone trust fund
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Balding Exciting Stain
  05/22/26
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Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
galvanic legal warrant
  05/23/26
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Splenetic Ceo
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Splenetic Ceo
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Cheese-eating fuchsia roast beef
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
aqua old irish cottage
  05/24/26
mods
Charcoal marvelous keepsake machete
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
ocher sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Heady useless brakes
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
ocher sweet tailpipe
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Heady useless brakes
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Frum 180 range mental disorder
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
ocher sweet tailpipe
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Wine slimy indirect expression whorehouse
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
lol
Balding Exciting Stain
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
galvanic legal warrant
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
saffron police squad
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Splenetic Ceo
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
saffron police squad
  05/22/26
Link?
Splenetic Ceo
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
saffron police squad
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
brindle candlestick maker
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Splenetic Ceo
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Splenetic Ceo
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Rusted pit roommate
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Splenetic Ceo
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
saffron police squad
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
arousing dilemma party of the first part
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Mint stead
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
doobsian concupiscible messiness cuck
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Splenetic Ceo
  05/24/26
AI
fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
aqua old irish cottage
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
comical menage feces
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cordovan shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Balding Exciting Stain

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aqua old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: crystalline razzle-dazzle french chef

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: carnelian volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Emerald mind-boggling plaza liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Dark giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sepia tattoo garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: titillating embarrassed to the bone trust fund

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: carnelian volcanic crater

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Lemon cracking nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: carnelian volcanic crater

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aqua old irish cottage

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: carnelian volcanic crater

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: hot mischievous elastic band

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded razzmatazz heaven

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: histrionic striped hyena piazza

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Dark giraffe

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: odious lodge

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Dark giraffe

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: titillating embarrassed to the bone trust fund

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Balding Exciting Stain

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: galvanic legal warrant

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fuchsia roast beef

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: aqua old irish cottage

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Charcoal marvelous keepsake machete

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: ocher sweet tailpipe

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Heady useless brakes

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: ocher sweet tailpipe

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Heady useless brakes

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Frum 180 range mental disorder

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: ocher sweet tailpipe

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Wine slimy indirect expression whorehouse

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Balding Exciting Stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: galvanic legal warrant

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: saffron police squad

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: saffron police squad

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: saffron police squad

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: brindle candlestick maker

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Rusted pit roommate

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: saffron police squad

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: arousing dilemma party of the first part

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Mint stead

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: doobsian concupiscible messiness cuck

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Ceo

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant cruel-hearted box office ratface

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: aqua old irish cottage

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: comical menage feces

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899877)