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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
nighttime hyperactive pisswyrm
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Racy Forum
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
aphrodisiac insanely creepy institution halford
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
stimulating greedy roommate
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Red rough-skinned parlor cuck
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Red rough-skinned parlor cuck
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Mahogany vibrant coffee pot
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Mustard pit
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Mustard pit
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Red rough-skinned parlor cuck
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Dickens
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
anna karenina
stimulating greedy roommate
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
wtf
Mustard pit
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Red rough-skinned parlor cuck
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Orwell
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
...
Domesticated Naked Trailer Park Skinny Woman
  08/27/26
...
Concupiscible Public Bath
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Mahogany vibrant coffee pot
  08/28/26
...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
I really can't
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Triste!
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage
  08/27/26
oh good one
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Domesticated Naked Trailer Park Skinny Woman
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
hideous ivory meetinghouse police squad
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/27/26
No.
hideous ivory meetinghouse police squad
  08/27/26
Dracula
Navy wonderful crackhouse
  08/28/26
Im gay
Talented property
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
elite exhilarant place of business toilet seat
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Concupiscible Public Bath
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Mischievous market
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
jet-lagged ocher boiling water
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
elite exhilarant place of business toilet seat
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
stirring set codepig
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Pearl turdskin prole
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
stirring set codepig
  08/29/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: nighttime hyperactive pisswyrm

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Racy Forum

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac insanely creepy institution halford

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: stimulating greedy roommate

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Red rough-skinned parlor cuck

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Red rough-skinned parlor cuck

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Mahogany vibrant coffee pot

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Mustard pit

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Mustard pit

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Red rough-skinned parlor cuck

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: stimulating greedy roommate

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Mustard pit

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Red rough-skinned parlor cuck

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Naked Trailer Park Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mahogany vibrant coffee pot

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brindle old irish cottage

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Domesticated Naked Trailer Park Skinny Woman

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: hideous ivory meetinghouse police squad

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: hideous ivory meetinghouse police squad

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Navy wonderful crackhouse

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Talented property

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: elite exhilarant place of business toilet seat

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Mischievous market

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged ocher boiling water

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: elite exhilarant place of business toilet seat

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: stirring set codepig

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin prole

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: stirring set codepig

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101306)