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Why did Europeans never invent writing, but Mexicans did?

Kinda weird that Euros had to import writing from the Middle...
razzle insanely creepy lay juggernaut
  02/05/13
the Mayans were pretty bright, sucks that they got pwned
Exhilarant voyeur stage
  02/05/13
The Spanish dood who burned their library also gave us the o...
stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce
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azn's still haven't really discovered writing, they are ...
wonderful maroon background story set
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still LOLLERCAUSTING@ cumskins literally believing we use &q...
wonderful maroon background story set
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ASIANS USE HIEROGLYPHS DURR DURR
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nyuug
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because race realism and iq fetishism are not science
pungent dopamine stead
  02/05/13
The OP, however, is definitely SCHOLARSHIP
aphrodisiac snowy senate becky
  02/05/13
Mexicans are a much more intelligent race of humans
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...
pungent dopamine stead
  02/05/13
Si
Vigorous Wagecucks Office
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runes
stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce
  02/05/13
"Parent systems: Phoenician"
razzle insanely creepy lay juggernaut
  02/05/13
pwned
purple galvanic site deer antler
  02/05/13
Euros take credit for a lot of shit that they borrowed from ...
onyx indian lodge
  02/05/13
Yeah maybe if europeans weren't retards they would have inde...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
Oh, you mean just like the Mesoamericans? Yeah, exactly.
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
link to there being large scale civilization in mesoamerica ...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec Stop embarrassing your...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
rude.
Thirsty glittery travel guidebook
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec#Social_and_political_orga...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
a) Lack of a priestly caste =/= egalitarian b) You're embar...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
my quote says these places were made up of egalitarian commu...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
City implies hierarchy! LOL, please, stop getting yourself p...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
so by that standard, the inca weren't civilized? just asking...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
Yeah, it really makes a lot of anthropologists really confli...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
when i was growing up, it was spelled "quipu" in m...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
Both are still current as far as I recall
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
ty
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
I guess the Japanese don't have civilization since they don'...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._military_presence_in_Japan...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
Can't wait for the day civilization reaches Iceland and Cost...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
europeans have been literate for 2700 years, northern europe...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
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aphrodisiac snowy senate becky
  02/05/13
WHAT SCHOLARSHIP! Wrong. Mesoamericans have been literate...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
you realize that the pictograms depicted below are what pass...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
What's your point? You don't like the way it looks? You're a...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
it's a system of pre-hieroglyphic visual communication, you ...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
Except you're fucking wrong. It was a syllabary like modern...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
You are the one pwning yourself breh. you are arguing with...
startled electric theater
  02/05/13
is he a known retard brother.
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
There was a "deep thoughts with Assless Chaps" mov...
startled electric theater
  02/05/13
"europe" didn't exist, historically. the greeks an...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
yeah this whole idea that europeans are johnny come latelies...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
europe occupies a strategic position. on the one hand, it's ...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
You are pretty uneducated, which is OK, but stop acting like...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
i disagree somewhat with this... the ice man (ca. 3000 bc), ...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
Metal smelting diffused from Anatolia, and they not only did...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
fair enough. is that the rule in anthro, that you need to ha...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
totally fair. these categories are artificial, and they were...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
yeah, the maya are such an interesting case b/c they really ...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
Weren't the earliest copper smelting furnaces found in Serbi...
Appetizing Federal Windowlicker
  02/06/13
i don't remember the history class where euros borrowed writ...
Sick soul-stirring orchestra pit
  02/05/13
(moron)
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
Europeans didn't need to invite writing because they borrowe...
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  02/05/13
Early Mexicans encountering Spanish conquistadors thought th...
stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce
  02/05/13
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&fo...
pungent dopamine stead
  02/05/13
who needs writing when you have gunpowder and iron ore?
Greedy mad cow disease
  02/05/13
or that very complex and advanced of technologies, the wheel...
Green stimulating institution toaster
  02/05/13
wut
Greedy mad cow disease
  02/05/13
Writing is necessary to trade resources with other civs.
stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce
  02/05/13
i'm struggling to understand how this is responsive, help me...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
When we saw so many cities and villages built in the water a...
pungent dopamine stead
  02/05/13
now quote the part where he talks about how much the aztecs ...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
The Middle East was white at that point. Does Elizabeth Tayl...
Sable plaza
  02/05/13
Plenty of Sid Meiers trolling going on ITT.
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Cretan hieroglyphs, second millennium BC?
Lascivious library degenerate
  02/05/13
(alternate universe where it wasn't white people running shi...
Lascivious library degenerate
  02/05/13
don't troll me, bro (alternate universe where the archaic...
brindle effete pistol cruise ship
  02/05/13
didn't a euro monk invent silent reading
bright pit shitlib
  02/05/13
cumskins basically have had a good 500 years and they only s...
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if you think europeans are bad, you're in for a big surprise...
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Why is there some weirdo in here FURIOUSLY trolling for Maya...
khaki ticket booth doctorate
  02/05/13
It's not trolling, assless chaps was saying retarded bullshi...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
Oh, ok. (gives you a warm blanket)
khaki ticket booth doctorate
  02/05/13
(MAF cumskin) Sorry your retarded cumskin brother got pwn...
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
calm down Sequoyah.
khaki ticket booth doctorate
  02/05/13
ROFL. Not a brown, but OK.
yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat
  02/05/13
(MAF nowag)
ruby marvelous gunner
  02/05/13
•draws an angry bird, maybe an angry monkey to pound the poi...
khaki ticket booth doctorate
  02/05/13
I rate this thread as Listerine
jade shaky multi-billionaire
  02/05/13
with some tax free tobacco.
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  02/06/13
The Scandinavians had their runes.
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  02/06/13
(self-hating english speaker)
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  02/06/13
I find that debates about history focusing on questions like...
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  02/06/13
tell us moar about how tribes are always at war like dirty s...
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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: razzle insanely creepy lay juggernaut

Kinda weird that Euros had to import writing from the Middle East as well as concepts such as zero and so on, but the Mayans discovered that shit on their own

Mesoamericans also did performed much more impressive feats of domestication and breeding than the Europeans did. Corn was way more productive than anything the Europeans had (and most of their domesticated crops and livestock came from outside of Europe anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573179)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant voyeur stage

the Mayans were pretty bright, sucks that they got pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573181)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce

The Spanish dood who burned their library also gave us the only book that was useful for deciphering the Mayan script. A Russian cracked the code in the 1950s but no one in America learned about it until after the wall came down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062140)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set

azn's still haven't really discovered writing, they are just using a bunch of hieroglyphs

Date: February 26th, 2025 9:28 PM

Author: hank_scorpio

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536032&forum_id=2#48697467

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062115)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set

still LOLLERCAUSTING@ cumskins literally believing we use "hieroglyphs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062119)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set

ASIANS USE HIEROGLYPHS DURR DURR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50062221)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50064394)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50066444)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: wonderful maroon background story set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50066493)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50074556)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50076608)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50081595)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50087757)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50088212)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: pungent dopamine stead

because race realism and iq fetishism are not science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573185)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac snowy senate becky

The OP, however, is definitely SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573569)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: bisexual tanning salon

Mexicans are a much more intelligent race of humans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573193)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: pungent dopamine stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573198)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Wagecucks Office

Si

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573304)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573201)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: razzle insanely creepy lay juggernaut

"Parent systems: Phoenician"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573209)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:08 PM
Author: purple galvanic site deer antler

pwned



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573387)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: onyx indian lodge

Euros take credit for a lot of shit that they borrowed from the middle east -- civilization, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573406)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

Yeah maybe if europeans weren't retards they would have independently come up with a civilization totally independent of contact from the rest of the world, just like... uhhh... fuck, what was that place where advanced civilization developed 2000 years ago independent of contact with other large populations? I'm sure it exists but it's lost on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573439)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Oh, you mean just like the Mesoamericans? Yeah, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573894)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

link to there being large scale civilization in mesoamerica 2000 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573898)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:36 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec

Stop embarrassing yourself. It's obvious you know nothing about history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573915)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: Thirsty glittery travel guidebook

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573922)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec#Social_and_political_organization

"Nonetheless, Olmec society is thought to lack many of the institutions of later civilizations, such as a standing army or priestly caste.[81] And there is no evidence that San Lorenzo or La Venta controlled, even during their heyday, all of the Olmec heartland.[82] There is some doubt, for example, that La Venta controlled even Arroyo Sonso, only some 35 kilometres (22 mi) away.[83] Studies of the Tuxtla Mountain settlements, some 60 kilometres (37 mi) away, indicate that this area was composed of more or less egalitarian communities outside the control of lowland centers.[84]"

You realize that small egalitarian communities with no standing army or organized religion typically aren't counted as civilizations by anthropologists, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573927)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

a) Lack of a priestly caste =/= egalitarian

b) You're embarrassing yourself again. The traditional hallmark of civilization according to anthropologists is writing, and the secondary hallmark is cities. Have you ever taken an anthro class?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573948)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

my quote says these places were made up of egalitarian communities, and 'city' implies hierarchy. ergo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573961)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

City implies hierarchy! LOL, please, stop getting yourself pwned. Please, for the love of god.

Also, that part of your link is talking about a settlement outside the city's control, you brain-damged retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573970)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

so by that standard, the inca weren't civilized? just asking, i really have no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573986)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Yeah, it really makes a lot of anthropologists really conflicted, because they had a state and advanced material culture in other ways. Some people argue khipu counts, but this hasn't been substantiated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574007)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

when i was growing up, it was spelled "quipu" in my history book... is that a spanish transcription that is now deprecated/considered inaccurate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574012)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Both are still current as far as I recall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574014)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574031)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

I guess the Japanese don't have civilization since they don't have a standing army!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573957)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._military_presence_in_Japan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573969)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Can't wait for the day civilization reaches Iceland and Costa Rica...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573985)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

europeans have been literate for 2700 years, northern europeans for 2000, the earliest evidence of a mayan writing system is from like 1500 years ago. also, maya script is a form of hierogliphs, which is not real writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573411)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac snowy senate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573578)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

Wrong. Mesoamericans have been literate for 2900 years. Northern Europeans? At most 1900 years, and stolen from Southern Europeans who stole it from Middle Easterners.

www.nytimes.com/2013/02/06/world/middleeast/obama-to-visit-israel-in-spring.html?hp

Mesoamerican writing is definitely real writing, as real as Chinese writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573893)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:36 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

you realize that the pictograms depicted below are what passed for "independently developed mesoamerican writing systems," right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Palenque_glyphs-edit1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573918)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

What's your point? You don't like the way it looks? You're a massive moron. It's just as advanced a writing system as Chinese logograms. In fact, the Mayan system was more akin to modern Japanese writing, since it included both logograms AND a syllabary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573931)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

it's a system of pre-hieroglyphic visual communication, you can't use those kinds of language systems to convey grammar, indicate pronounciation, or do anything else a written langugage is supposed to do.

also, if you want to count that kind of shit as writing, there are tons of undeciphered european scripts from before the arrival of phoenician script in europe, such as this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573954)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Except you're fucking wrong. It was a syllabary like modern Japanese Hiragana you idiot. Stop getting yourself pwned.

http://www.ancientscripts.com/images/maya_syllabary_1.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573964)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574027)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: startled electric theater

You are the one pwning yourself breh.

you are arguing with assless chaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574028)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

is he a known retard brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574030)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: startled electric theater

There was a "deep thoughts with Assless Chaps" movement last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574056)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

"europe" didn't exist, historically. the greeks and romans were part of a mediterranean/near-eastern complex that included the earliest farmers and the first writing systems. it would have been weird if the greeks and romans had discovered any of that stuff on their own since those things were cultural commonplaces in their milieu before they emerged as distinct societies

the greeks didn't invent 0 but they did invent calculus (calculation via infinitesimals) and steam engines and the antikythera mechanism and stuff, so i think they're still ahead

once greek and roman culture had diffused to northen europe, it catalyzed a round of ethnogenesis in northern europe that resulted in part in the modern european ethnicities -- french, british, dutch, etc., all of which came into being within the last ~1200 years (you could argue the french were earlier, but it took a while for the franks, gallo-romans, etc to become "french" in any meaningful sense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573412)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

yeah this whole idea that europeans are johnny come latelies to civilization is retarded, there was a european civilization before christian civilization, jesus christ. also, the earliest stone monuments in the world are in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573431)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

europe occupies a strategic position. on the one hand, it's shitty land on the whole; on the other, it's the natural crossroads of the middle east, central asia and africa -- just look at the waves of central asian invaders, everything from aryans to near-eastern early farmers right down to ottomans as recently as the 17th century

northern europe has always had a fairly advanced level of material culture, like with metallurgy and writing and stuff, but was such shitty, unproductive land that state formation still wasn't complete in some parts of it 1,000 years back. as for the med basin, the western med was hick territory for a long time, but there was always a degree of civilization there, too

the achievements of the maya are pretty impressive considering how isolated the americas were, beyond that you can't compare them to the layers and layers of old world civilizations going back to the dawn of history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573464)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:35 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

You are pretty uneducated, which is OK, but stop acting like you know anything. Even though there was European civ before christian civ, it still came THOUSANDS OF YEARS after civilization in Egypt, China, and Mesopotamia.

Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573910)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

i disagree somewhat with this... the ice man (ca. 3000 bc), e.g., didn't come from a city, but he was part of a sophisticated material culture that had metal smelting and economic specialization in manufacturing. given the low agricultural productivity of northern europe prior to the invention of the moldboard plow, that was pretty decent

no one is arguing that the first cities arose in europe. on the other hand, it's also not true that europeans were degenerate barbarians until 1400 ad, as a lot of people kind of unreflectively believe today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573980)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

Metal smelting diffused from Anatolia, and they not only didn't have cities, but didn't have writing, geometry, states, or advanced mathematics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574000)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

fair enough. is that the rule in anthro, that you need to have writing, cities, etc. to be non-barbarians? i'm sure that there's a good reason for it if it is

by that standard, northern europeans were barbaric well into the Christian era. but it seems funny to me to put, e.g., saga-era icelanders with their boatbuilding, metalworking, chronicle literature etc. on the same footing as historyless hunter-gatherers who follow the herds hucking rocks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574029)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

totally fair. these categories are artificial, and they were obviously not on the same level. i was more reacting against the people denigrating the accomplishments of the Mesoamericans, which were impressive compared to Northern Europeans at the same time period and came about independently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574034)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

yeah, the maya are such an interesting case b/c they really seem to have come from nowhere and to have left few progeny -- seems like they should have been the sumerians of the americas considering how far out in front they were culturally, but i guess they didn't have much of an edge in material or military culture. my understanding, and correct me if i'm wrong, is that the mayan inheritance lay totally fallow until certain curious spaniards started digging stuff up, and thereby inadvertently preserving some sources for scientific anthro & archaeology to deal with once they emerged

the maya are also interesting b/c their culture was so alien and frankly bugfuck crazy-seeming. brb the king's main job is to draw sacred blood from his foreskin, wtf. i guess they'd probably see us the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574065)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Federal Windowlicker

Weren't the earliest copper smelting furnaces found in Serbia? I think that's one area where Europeans were actually somewhat ahead of middle easterners, although iron smelting is a much more complicated process and was definitely present in the middle east a few hundred years before making it to europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22579159)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Sick soul-stirring orchestra pit

i don't remember the history class where euros borrowed writing from the middle east. i think it was just invented 5000 years ago and spread organically.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573444)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

(moron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573897)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: Lavender hairraiser dingle berry

Europeans didn't need to invite writing because they borrowed it from other civilizations.

Mayan writing was pretty fucking primitive, it was basically pictograms meaning it was where writing in the rest of the world was around 2500 BC.

And if Mesoamerican civilization was so great and highly developed, how come they hadn't even invented the wheel yet by the time Europeans arrived in 1500?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573866)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce

Early Mexicans encountering Spanish conquistadors thought the doods riding horses were one single animal. It didn't occur to them that that could be a guy sitting on the back of animal, they thought it was like a centaur or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573934)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: pungent dopamine stead

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2#22573964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573999)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: Greedy mad cow disease

who needs writing when you have gunpowder and iron ore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573921)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: Green stimulating institution toaster

or that very complex and advanced of technologies, the wheel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573933)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Greedy mad cow disease

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573942)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: stirring adulterous really tough guy lettuce

Writing is necessary to trade resources with other civs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573960)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

i'm struggling to understand how this is responsive, help me out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573998)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: pungent dopamine stead

When we saw so many cities and villages built in the water and other great towns on dry land we were amazed and said that it was like the enchantments (...) on account of the great towers and cues and buildings rising from the water, and all built of masonry. And some of our soldiers even asked whether the things that we saw were not a dream? (...) I do not know how to describe it, seeing things as we did that had never been heard of or seen before, not even dreamed about. ”

—Bernal Díaz del Castillo, The Conquest of New Spain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22573994)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

now quote the part where he talks about how much the aztecs loved cannibalism

diaz makes for weird reading in general, i wasn't expecting him to talk up montezuma so much

also, cortez was a straight gangster. i love the part where they're retreating from the noche triste, like a few days after iirc, and they run into another spanish army sent from cuba and just fucking roll them over even though they're outnumbered like 6 to 1 and just got their own asses badly beat a few days before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574009)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Sable plaza

The Middle East was white at that point. Does Elizabeth Taylor look Arab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574051)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: rambunctious house indirect expression

Plenty of Sid Meiers trolling going on ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574062)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious library degenerate

Cretan hieroglyphs, second millennium BC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574097)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious library degenerate

(alternate universe where it wasn't white people running shit in Egypt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574112)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: brindle effete pistol cruise ship

don't troll me, bro

(alternate universe where the archaic proto-finnic type fused with aryans, paleo-iberians, who the fuck knows what else and neolithic farmers from the levant and backwashed into pre-dynastic egypt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22574119)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: bright pit shitlib

didn't a euro monk invent silent reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577792)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: hairless aqua weed whacker

cumskins basically have had a good 500 years and they only succeeded by being incredibly violent and imperialistic... now they are becoming extinct and nigs and browns and chinks are taking over.. lol at u faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577804)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: ruby marvelous gunner

if you think europeans are bad, you're in for a big surprise when we're gone bro

*whites go extinct*

*azns still blaming whites for their inability to get laid*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577912)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: khaki ticket booth doctorate

Why is there some weirdo in here FURIOUSLY trolling for Mayans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577817)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

It's not trolling, assless chaps was saying retarded bullshit. I hate when people who don't know shit about history go around spewing stuff that's just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577822)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:20 PM
Author: khaki ticket booth doctorate

Oh, ok.

(gives you a warm blanket)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577832)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

(MAF cumskin)

Sorry your retarded cumskin brother got pwned by facts over and over again. He makes your whole race look retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577836)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: khaki ticket booth doctorate

calm down Sequoyah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577840)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: yapping pale skinny woman kitty cat

ROFL. Not a brown, but OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577846)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: ruby marvelous gunner

(MAF nowag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577917)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: khaki ticket booth doctorate

•draws an angry bird, maybe an angry monkey to pound the point home. Also a mean spider.•

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22577953)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: jade shaky multi-billionaire

I rate this thread as Listerine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22578010)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: ebony deep puppy school cafeteria

with some tax free tobacco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22578787)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt principal's office

The Scandinavians had their runes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22579142)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:17 AM
Author: aggressive casino coldplay fan

(self-hating english speaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22579171)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Appetizing Federal Windowlicker

I find that debates about history focusing on questions like 'who achieved 'x' sign of advanced civilization first' have a tendency to degenerate into nationalistic type disputes over fairly inconsequential things.

As somebody mentioned above, when we think of a 'civilization' we usually think of cities, but you can have cities without much in the way of a materially advanced culture, and a fairly advanced material culture without cities.

Europeans do appear to have been somewhat behind many other parts of the world in terms of urbanization and literacy, though they were also pretty far ahead in terms of metal production and certain other manufacturing techniques like shipbuilding; the first copper furnaces, for example, were found at a site in Serbia, and the oldest smelted gold alloys were found in bulgaria.

I think the past 500 years of western supremacy have been somewhat of an anomaly in the sense that you don't usually find one civilization that's just miles ahead of the others across every organizational, material and 'intellectual' axis, it's usually more like different regions have different advantages and disadvantages, derived largely from the landscape they find themselves siutated on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22579184)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:38 AM
Author: Domesticated area therapy

tell us moar about how tribes are always at war like dirty savages, mr. diamond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#22579196)