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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Black meetinghouse
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superior anglo culture
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
swashbuckling pit toilet seat
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Black meetinghouse
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Black meetinghouse
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
olive address
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Shipley the dog tp
Black meetinghouse
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cruel-hearted theatre
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I thought this was America
Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Black meetinghouse
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
Vermilion excitant alpha
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
dashing splenetic hall
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Black meetinghouse
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
ruby histrionic crotch liquid oxygen
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Adventurous Self-centered Set Halford
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Black meetinghouse
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
dashing splenetic hall
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Black meetinghouse
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Black meetinghouse
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Purple Kitty Cat Pervert
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Black meetinghouse
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Black meetinghouse
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit toilet seat



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: olive address

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: trip nighttime locus people who are hurt

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: titillating vengeful personal credit line internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing splenetic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Ocher Galvanic Generalized Bond



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: ruby histrionic crotch liquid oxygen

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: vibrant shrine legal warrant

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: supple puce immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Snowy Hell Multi-billionaire

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: hilarious fat ankles kitchen

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: territorial filthy striped hyena national

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Vermilion excitant alpha

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing splenetic hall

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: ruby histrionic crotch liquid oxygen

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Adventurous Self-centered Set Halford

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dashing splenetic hall

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: vibrant shrine legal warrant

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: olive address

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Purple Kitty Cat Pervert

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring carmine potus elastic band

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bespoke trailer park boltzmann

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia corner windowlicker

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Doobsian Property

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner windowlicker

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic Doobsian Property

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: irradiated forum

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner windowlicker

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Electric reading party

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: olive address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Purple Kitty Cat Pervert

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored cream brunch community account

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored cream brunch community account

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored cream brunch community account

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Impertinent site

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Black meetinghouse

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Wonderful lime spot

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored cream brunch community account

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: crawly exciting incel depressive

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Fighting translucent den

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Soggy razzmatazz genital piercing

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Black meetinghouse

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: ruby histrionic crotch liquid oxygen

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: hyperventilating gold mood

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899877)