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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Crawly theater stage
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
heady twinkling national really tough guy
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Arousing Brindle Corner
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Crawly theater stage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Crawly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Angry Travel Guidebook

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Bistre crackhouse boiling water

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: heady twinkling national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Territorial thriller stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Infuriating doctorate



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Cobalt Fantasy-prone Police Squad Faggot Firefighter



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Flatulent mint piazza chad

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Appetizing white step-uncle's house

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: heady twinkling national really tough guy

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: avocado gaped dysfunction gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: heady twinkling national really tough guy

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Corner

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: heady twinkling national really tough guy

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: coiffed abode community account

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: slap-happy spectacular casino

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: dead ultramarine halford stain

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Infuriating doctorate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Flatulent mint piazza chad

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Field

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Infuriating doctorate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Appetizing white step-uncle's house

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Charcoal Angry Travel Guidebook

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Puce site kitty

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Sick Tattoo

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Corner

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hateful bawdyhouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: hairraiser medicated stage rigor

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating newt

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: hairraiser medicated stage rigor

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Hyperventilating newt

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: 180 abnormal toaster shrine

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: hairraiser medicated stage rigor

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: boyish resort

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Angry Travel Guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Puce site kitty

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic point

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic point

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic point

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: rose french hospital french chef

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Mad-dog Skullcap Pisswyrm

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic point

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit famous landscape painting

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle indian lodge

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Bull headed curious theater crotch

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: stimulating forum pocket flask

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Flatulent mint piazza chad

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Corner

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Big masturbator

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899877)