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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: talking gay wizard

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: talking gay wizard

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: talking gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Drunken talented church

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aggressive chest-beating sanctuary coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arousing really tough guy

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Umber judgmental library reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: concupiscible twisted abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Curious cordovan gunner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: 180 Chad Tank



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: lascivious resort

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Umber judgmental library reading party

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bisexual den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Umber judgmental library reading party

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: aggressive chest-beating sanctuary coldplay fan

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Umber judgmental library reading party

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: soggy stead organic girlfriend

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Lavender crawly travel guidebook mexican

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: violet university

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Curious cordovan gunner garrison

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: spruce disgusting lodge toilet seat

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Curious cordovan gunner garrison

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: lascivious resort

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Drunken talented church

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Wonderful Pocket Flask

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: pale glittery theater

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: aggressive chest-beating sanctuary coldplay fan

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: boyish volcanic crater

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: bright cruel-hearted ape space

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine aromatic heaven

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: bright cruel-hearted ape space

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine aromatic heaven

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Onyx vibrant menage immigrant

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: bright cruel-hearted ape space

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Topaz Stag Film

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Drunken talented church

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Pocket Flask

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: odious arrogant juggernaut

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: odious arrogant juggernaut

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: odious arrogant juggernaut

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant mental disorder

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Costumed Violent Macaca

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: odious arrogant juggernaut

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Charismatic weed whacker whorehouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Obsidian dopamine

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: razzle wine station

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent factory reset button

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: aggressive chest-beating sanctuary coldplay fan

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: heady institution

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49899877)