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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
explain.
narrow-minded dilemma foreskin
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
this is not bad
greedy jade masturbator stead
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
lascivious halford indian lodge
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
disturbing pisswyrm dysfunction
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Wonderful violent bawdyhouse
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
greedy jade masturbator stead
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
coiffed contagious hell
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Thriller theater stage really tough guy
  09/15/13
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pea-brained ticket booth
  09/15/13
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narrow-minded dilemma foreskin
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
greedy jade masturbator stead
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  09/15/13
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filthy roommate
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
stubborn glittery property
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Cyan Frozen Toaster Resort
  09/15/13
its ok.
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Supple Violent Public Bath Pozpig
  09/25/15
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Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  12/03/15
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Marvelous Adulterous Locale Police Squad
  12/03/15
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Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  01/22/16
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duck-like incel
  01/22/16
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filthy roommate
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  06/22/16
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Marvelous Adulterous Locale Police Squad
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Spectacular cruise ship
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Spectacular cruise ship
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  07/03/19
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Boyish bonkers senate
  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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Flickering zippy sneaky criminal
  02/11/23
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garnet shitlib
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Hyperactive vivacious heaven
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Razzle territorial wagecucks
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Primrose Menage People Who Are Hurt
  02/11/23
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  10/25/23
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma foreskin

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: greedy jade masturbator stead

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: lascivious halford indian lodge

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: disturbing pisswyrm dysfunction

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Wonderful violent bawdyhouse

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: greedy jade masturbator stead

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: coiffed contagious hell

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Thriller theater stage really tough guy

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: pea-brained ticket booth



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma foreskin



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: greedy jade masturbator stead

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: filthy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: stubborn glittery property

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Cyan Frozen Toaster Resort

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Supple Violent Public Bath Pozpig

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Adulterous Locale Police Squad

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: duck-like incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: filthy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Adulterous Locale Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Boyish bonkers senate

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: garnet shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive vivacious heaven

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle territorial wagecucks

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Primrose Menage People Who Are Hurt

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Crystalline Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Flickering zippy sneaky criminal

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