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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples a...
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  01/09/14
What was the reply?
Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs
  01/09/14
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's i...
Bearded black woman house
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Yikes!
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...
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titcy!
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? Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I...
Bearded black woman house
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I could see doing that for the edge factor. but damn m...
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*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to r...
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Guess her gender, too.
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Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a heal...
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jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies
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imagine eating clam chowder to that
odious confused office
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or OUT of it
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...
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Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.
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*finally throws up*
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i think i'm starting to understand you better
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...
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  01/09/14
i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?
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I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really f...
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  01/09/14
did she have a great time as well
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She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was...
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First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 mi...
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175 visual
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I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persist...
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man i have no idea just a guess
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how much money are we talkin?
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I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them...
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Cr.
Bearded black woman house
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did you post a pic w the ad
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Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really wel...
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That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies f...
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You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a me...
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I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual res...
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Are you such a man?
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Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic: "I want...
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Rock her world before she leaves it.
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She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entere...
Bearded black woman house
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JFC man.
odious confused office
  01/09/14
Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying
Bearded black woman house
  01/09/14
pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not
odious confused office
  01/09/14
I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight
Bearded black woman house
  01/09/14
TY
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  01/09/14
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I fucking laughed out loud
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youre a legendary poaster never change
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Ty
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...
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180
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Here is another reply she sent this morning: I live in su...
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odious confused office
  01/09/14
Wow mang. Is this something you are considering?
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Lol no. Even I have limits
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Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.
dashing cuckoldry hissy fit
  01/09/14
Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses
Bearded black woman house
  01/09/14
Do you remember how you worded it at all?
dashing cuckoldry hissy fit
  01/09/14
That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the...
soul-stirring brindle school cafeteria
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Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems t...
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  01/09/14
I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is ...
Bearded black woman house
  01/09/14
Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having...
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  11/15/14
That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it
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didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups
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lol fuckin lol
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  05/17/14
this is the best post this year
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  11/15/14
Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend
adventurous ratface
  01/09/14
...
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180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.
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Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my ...
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Slow day. No new prospects yet
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  01/09/14
While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster sh...
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  01/09/14
True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
...
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  01/09/14
worst generation ever
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  01/09/14
This 26 year old mixed chick replied: http://imgur.com/nZ...
Bearded black woman house
  01/10/14
I'd probably hit it.
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  01/10/14
I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my ...
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  01/10/14
Fuck those big Latina titties
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Yikes!
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  01/10/14
NSFW
supple market sneaky criminal
  01/10/14
4 lyfe u mean
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  01/10/14
Ty
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  01/10/14
oh god.
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  01/10/14
...
Amethyst dilemma
  01/10/14
180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?
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  01/10/14
Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standa...
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  01/10/14
What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just mo...
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I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes yo...
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Fuck you.
Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs
  01/10/14
i had the same questions...
Mischievous black giraffe
  11/15/14
*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.
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...
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  08/05/14
The Classic enemad00d.
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...
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180
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great thread
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...
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Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801818)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs

What was the reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801833)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:

http://imgur.com/bRSblIv

I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801836)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: grizzly point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801848)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse tattoo

titcy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801856)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

?

Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801857)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Frisky metal state

I could see doing that for the edge factor.

but

damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801866)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

wildly ungroomed and hairy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801871)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: odious confused office

god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*

THANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801973)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: talking home

Guess her gender, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801859)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Narrow-minded laser beams

Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801864)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: odious confused office

mmmm rotten corned beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801875)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: exciting lodge

jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801904)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

feeling slightly nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801943)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: odious confused office

imagine eating clam chowder to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801949)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

or OUT of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801956)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: odious confused office

*literally dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801972)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801976)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801980)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: odious confused office

*finally throws up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802039)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread

chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801958)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab rehab corn cake

I just turned gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804504)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: violent address volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578052)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Electric misanthropic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064069)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Indigo 180 Set Pisswyrm

straightest comment in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726713)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio

ewwwwwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805758)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic theater stage

that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306602)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306609)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: unhinged church

somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306822)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Electric misanthropic athletic conference

i think i'm starting to understand you better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064071)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: laughsome stage

Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306855)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: curious ungodly skinny woman indian lodge

EWWWWWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578033)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: violent address volcanic crater

And you'll never forget it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578056)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Mischievous black giraffe

30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726615)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake police squad stead

Whorie outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726730)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

DAMN YOU IMGUR

DAMN YOU TO HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Woman in OP has not replied back yet.

Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):

http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt

http://imgur.com/QheWczj

I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801906)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Umber Crusty Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801915)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: odious confused office

lllolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801922)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801925)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: odious confused office

i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801930)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: odious confused office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801950)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: vigorous codepig school

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802089)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306614)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801951)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: odious confused office

did she have a great time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801965)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801977)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801954)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801963)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: olive clown

175 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802798)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party stag film

easy solution: make her drive to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802053)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802059)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party stag film

that one looks pretty harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802069)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy geriatric kitty cat

famous last words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802160)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM
Author: Tripping Ceo Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802631)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306616)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Electric misanthropic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064080)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: thriller corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Indigo 180 Set Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726722)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM
Author: supple market sneaky criminal

Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Razzle macaca cruise ship

It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801945)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801957)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801962)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

man i have no idea just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801999)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Excitant Nursing Home Travel Guidebook

how much money are we talkin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804495)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801959)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801966)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Razzle macaca cruise ship

did you post a pic w the ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802008)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802032)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Know-it-all startling genital piercing messiness

You, sir, are an asset to the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802292)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio

i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805784)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:

"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?

D"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801969)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

Are you such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801984)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:

"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..

I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.

Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.

Send me more... I beg of you nicely!

I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."

She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24801992)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

Rock her world before she leaves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802002)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802015)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: odious confused office

JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802020)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802024)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: odious confused office

pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802030)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802052)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804914)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: dashing cuckoldry hissy fit

You're my hero, just thought you should know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804929)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306622)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: odious confused office

AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802007)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Citrine legend milk

Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809023)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306624)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: violent address volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park

was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)

absolutely did not disappoint

jfc how do you have this much testosterone man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802010)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: pearl twisted chapel halford

oh geez...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802014)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: odious confused office

OH GOD, OH--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802017)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: pearl twisted chapel halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802046)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Marvelous lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802073)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: bateful spot

I fucking laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802090)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: vigorous codepig school

youre a legendary poaster never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802100)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802331)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306627)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Carnelian aphrodisiac property faggot firefighter

Damn that looks exactly like my grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802801)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM
Author: supple market sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Mood

I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804887)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Here is another reply she sent this morning:

I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!

I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.

Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.

Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...

Are you the man up for the task

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: adventurous ratface

98743788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805148)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: odious confused office

LOL. LOL. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805156)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle school cafeteria

Wow mang.

Is this something you are considering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805225)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Lol no. Even I have limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805245)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle school cafeteria

I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.

Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.

Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805476)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805497)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle school cafeteria

My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.

And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.

One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805647)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805692)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: dashing cuckoldry hissy fit

Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805707)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805718)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: dashing cuckoldry hissy fit

Do you remember how you worded it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805728)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle school cafeteria

That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.

I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805813)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Flatulent locus gunner

Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805890)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805918)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: sooty sanctuary

Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726743)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726778)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM
Author: hideous smoky center coldplay fan

Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:

"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808484)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone shrine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726644)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: sooty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26727006)



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Date: January 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: fighting snowy temple fortuitous meteor

didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24826064)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: violent address volcanic crater

lol fuckin lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone shrine pocket flask

this is the best post this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726635)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802034)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy geriatric kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802167)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: balding talented theater mexican

180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802070)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Boyish big-titted business firm

Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802107)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: exciting lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802104)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:29 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy ladyboy piazza

HANDS FUCKING DOWN GOATUS POSTER. GODS WORK. 9598498599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24802641)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306629)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Vibrant high-end son of senegal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24804389)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Slow day. No new prospects yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805465)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Histrionic institution cuckold

While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster should be canonized, it also makes me quite sad for some reason. I just thought 70 yo BBWs should be sitting on the porch, telling stories from the old days, and cooking hamburger helper. Yeah it should be uplifting that they still wanna fuck, but it isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805598)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Provocative Old Irish Cottage

True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805678)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio

boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea of the seasons of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24805795)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: chest-beating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806479)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle macaca cruise ship

this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for sex in the first place

and that they use phrases like 'rock hard cock'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806499)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: odious confused office

worst generation ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24806512)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

This 26 year old mixed chick replied:

http://imgur.com/nZLgWJ0

http://imgur.com/na0Z2jC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808440)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

I'd probably hit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808442)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my daughter just woke up, I need to get her back to sleep Hun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808449)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: offensive painfully honest stain ticket booth

Fuck those big Latina titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808453)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24808489)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: supple market sneaky criminal

NSFW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809030)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: odious confused office

4 lyfe u mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24809045)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24811417)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio

oh god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812324)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Amethyst dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812314)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Amethyst dilemma

180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812321)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standards

1. Guy who loves eating pussy and Is really great at it

2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her

3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife

4. Young stud for single older woman

5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW

Start with 2-3 of these and you'll get different responses from different women . Don't expect more than 1-2 replies per ad posted. Sometime you'll get nothing. It takes patience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812350)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Stimulating shimmering international law enforcement agency

What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just move to Bangkok or something. Is it the thrill of the chase? How do you even stay hard to fuck all those uggos and bbw's? Viagra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812359)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house

I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes you find decent pussy on cl. And yes, the thrill of the chase is 180. Fucking hookers is not satisfying to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812391)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Shaky Turquoise Hairy Legs

Fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#24812395)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Mischievous black giraffe

i had the same questions...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726686)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306579)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Bearded black woman house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306610)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: translucent galvanic fat ankles

ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25306632)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Electric misanthropic athletic conference

he is very, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064074)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: violent address volcanic crater

The Classic enemad00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#25578029)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Underhanded Dopamine Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26064058)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: cerise hall

fucking amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726717)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Ebony Buck-toothed Keepsake Machete

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26726996)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Bronze charismatic pervert mother

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#40118385)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032835)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bummer

Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50032897)